Last Chapter of this story I guess…Sorry that I have not updated in like…12 days or so…Anyway Here is the chapter….
Neji, Lee, and Gai all had to go to the hospital because they sustained major injuries. Tenten really took a tow on them. The three where pierced with weapons from head to toe and other place that stall remain unmentioned. All three of them shared a room. Lee and Gai thought it was awesome but Neji…Well he tried jumping out of the window multiple times. On one very beautiful day, a nurse walked to trio's room to give Gai and Lee their 'medicine' (sleeping pills) and to give Neji his daily supply of flowers from fan girls. As she walked in, she saw Gai and Lee playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, trying to improve his game to defeat Kakashi. She also found Neji. Attempting to jump out the 4-story window. She quickly ran over to stop him and gave him a sleeping pill to knock him out. "Dammit…" she cursed, "this was the third time today he has done this and it is only 9 A.M!" She quickly strapped him to his bed with double restraints. She then shrugged and thought 'Ah what the hell' and put on twice as many restraints. Then there was the other two…She glared at them and pulled out a shotgun and loaded it up with tranquilizers and then cocked it. After hearing the sound, Lee and Gai looked up to see the Evil mug of their nurse who just happened to be holding a shotgun. Gai ran this image through his mind a few times. 'Hmm…Guns…. Guns shoot things out of them that pierce the skin, causing pain which can cause major injury and most of the time death…' Gai came out of his thoughts and nodded. "Lee," Gai whispered to his mini-self. "Yes Gai-sensei?" whispered Lee. "That gun she has, is very harmful for our youthful well-being and I think we should run away." Lee nodded and prepared to run. The nurse aim at Gai's head, right between the eyes and was about to pull the trigger when he vanished. She then aimed at Lee but he was gone too. (They also took Neji) She then looked out the door and saw the two running like hell, while creating some kind of sonic boom pretty much destroyed the 4th floor of the hospital. With the 4th floor destroyed the 5th and 6th floors caved into each other and cave into the lower three destroying the whole hospital. Gai, Lee and Neji made it just in time. Gai wiped the sweat off his 'manly' eyebrows. "Phew! We almost didn't make it. I thought my youthfulness was going to burn out."
"YOUR YOUTHFULNESS WILL NEVER BURN OUT SENSEI!"
"OH LEE!" Yelled Gai.
"OH SENSEI!" yelled Lee.
"Oh my head!" yelled Neji and passed out again. Of course he was ignored by the duo as they hugged, cried, and comforted each other. Then they looked at Neji and thought; He needs some comfort to regain his youthful gleam and pulled him into the hug. Some guy was walking down the street glanced at the broken down hospital and continued walking. Then it registered into his mind that the hospital was destroyed, which meant trouble. He looked around for the cause and found a horrid sight. Gai, Lee, Neji (who is still unconscious.) were still in an embrace. First the man just stared in horror. Then he started to scratch his eyes out while running in circles screaming "MY EYES! STOP THE HORROR!" and then…he finally died. This 'attack' is called The Hug of Death and it is more powerful then the Nice Guy Pose of Doom! But Gai and Lee didn't care. Oh no, they just kept hugging and hugging. After the hugging fest they decided to drop Neji off at Tenten house for some unknown reason. But little did they know, Tenten was a brewing a plan!
At Tenten's Home in Her Basement…
What surrounded Tenten, were bunches of balled up papers. For the past 3 days, every since Gai, Lee, and Neji had been in the hospital, she had been trying to come up with a plan. But she had so such luck hence all the paper balls. As she balled up another stupid plan and tossed it behind her back the doorbell rang, she sighed and kept working. Her mom answered the door and after a few seconds yelled for Tenten to come up. "Tenten! Get your ass up here!"
"I'm coming dammit! Gosh!" yelled Tenten as she ran up the starts to see what her mom wanted. When she got there, Tenten saw her mom and Neji sitting on the couch and he was still unconscious. "What's he doing here?" asked Tenten and her mother shrugged. "Two weird guys in hospital clothes and the biggest eyebrows I ever seen dropped him off and rang the doorbell werid huh?" said her mom but Tenten wasn't listening. Tenten walked over to Neji and started shaking and slapping him repeatedly while yelling "WAKE UP NOW!" After a few more slaps and shouts Neji finally woke up. "Owww…" groaned Neji, "Why does my head hurt so much?" He looked over to Tenten, who was grinning sheepishly. Tenten's mom stares at them for a while and sighs. "What a cute couple they are." "WE ARE NOT A COUPLE!" yells Tenten and Neji at the same time. "Whatever! You guys have fun at whatever you guys do and don't play to rough. " She looks at Neji and winks, Neji twitches. When Tenten's mom finally leaves, Tenten grabs Neji and drags him into the basement.
Back in Tenten's Basement….
As they descend the stairs, Neji sees all the paper balls and asks: What with all the crap on the floor?" Tenten shrugs, "I have been trying to come up with a plan to get rid of Gai and Lee but haven't had much luck." Neji scans the room. 'Damn! She must have been here all night and there is at least 500 pieces of paper here!' " Yeah…I can see that…." He waits to hear Tenten's reply. And waits and waits and waits.
10 minutes later.
Neji finally turns to see Tenten sleeping standing up. He shrugs again, sits at the desk, and starts cooking up a plan.
5 seconds later….
"I GOT IT!" yelled Neji as he came up with the perfect plan. When he shouted it shook the whole house, which woke up Tenten, who thought it was an earthquake, which caused her to run around the room screaming "EARTHQUAKEE!" Neji watched her run around alittle until he started to get a massive headache. So he grabbed multiple paper balls and threw them at Tenten with enough force to knock her over. One hit her in the back of her head, which knocked her over the table into a basket of paper balls. Neji giggle like a little girl who just got a pony…. I mean he gave a manly bark-like laughter (maybe he spent alittle to much time with Lee and Gai…). Tenten got up and looked around and her eyes landed on Neji who was whistling, look innocent. Tenten glared at and got up to stretch. Sleeping standing up is not very comfortable. "So…." Said Tenten, "got any ideas?" Neji glanced at her and handed her a piece of paper. Tenten looked through the plan while nodding several times. "Hmm…" Neji waited her opinion of his beloved plan. Tenten looked up at Neji and started at him…and stared…. stared…. stared…. STARED!
An hour of staring later….
Neji was starting to get pissed off after being stared at for seems like hours which it only was one. He glanced at Tenten who was still staring and sighed angrily and looked around. He spotted a paper ball and picked it up. With her expert knowledge and throwing skills, Neji took aim at Tenten's head, right between the eyes and throw the paper ball, chakra-enchanced of course. The ball flew at intense speed and burst into flames. When it finally reached Tenten the ball became ash and Tenten had her eyes opened…. the ash flew into her wide-open eyes. She kept her eyes opened for a little while until they stared to burn. She slapped her hands to her face and started to run in circles around the room while screaming: "OH GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING!"
Neji just watched her run not bothering to stop her again.
30 minutes later…
Tenten finally stopped running and was catching her breath. Neji waited a few minutes and said
"Well? What do you think of my plan?" Tenten glares at him and mumbles something.
"What my dear? You must speak up. I have super sight not hearing!" Tenten mumbles a little louder.
"Eh?" says Neji.
"I SAID IT'S A GREAT PLAN DAMMIT!" Neji grins like an idiot as he watches Tenten fume. "So…. you want me to give Gai and Lee a note saying to meet us at the training field and have everyone that hates them gather there to kill them?" asks Tenten as she calms down and Neji nods. "When do we start?" questions Tenten. "We start at dawn…" says Neji while grinning and starts laughing evilly. "What…" interrupts Neji from his non-girlish laughter, "It's already dawn…" "Fine! We stare at dusk! Happy?" Tenten nods and passes out from exhaustion. Running around so much tired her out. Neji yawns and falls asleep. The duo slept for a few hours before they began the master plan. Tenten gave the notes to Gai and Lee. Lee just happened to be staying at Gai's house to comfort him of their ordeal, but whatever, it just made it easier for her. While Tenten did that, Neji gave notes to everyone who hated either Gai and Lee, or even both.
8 o' clock at training field 10…
All the Gai and Lee haters gather at the training field. The people consist of, Kakashi, Sasuke, Sakura, Tenten, Neji, the family of the Boa, and the family of the two Zoo officials. Lee and Gai arrived right on time and when they saw everyone, they got excited,
"Gai-sensei! Why do you think everyone is gather here?" asked Lee.
"I do not know my beautiful student but I think it's a party of some sort!" replied Gai.
"A PARTY? I never have been to one of those! …..What's a party Gai-sensei?" asked Lee.
" Gasp!" gasped Gai and went on explaining what a party is.
"YOSH! I get to go to a party!" screamed Lee. Gai sniffled and wiped a tear.
"My student's first party! Im so glad that I brought this camera!" yelled Gai.
" Ok Lee! Lets go to the party!" yelled Gai…again. "YOSH!" came Lee's reply.
When the two arrived at the 'party', they come to see everyone present glaring at them, well not everyone, just the people who Gai and/or Lee killed. Mostly Gai. To answer their confused looks, Tenten and Neji stepped up. "We are gathered here today to eliminate the both of you!" yelled Tenten and point a finger at Gai and Lee.
"Gasp!" gasped the both of them. "Why would you want to eliminate us? Haven't we been youthful enough?" asked Gai. Then he thought of something and gasped. "Quickly Lee! Check our youthful meters!" said Gai quickly. Lee nodded and rolled up both his and Gai's sleeve and to a blood sample. He then pulled out a strange machine, which had 'The youthful measurer! On the top of it. Lee put the blood samples in the machine and watched the levels go up. They kept going until they went off the charts, causing the to machine explode. "Yep! Amount of youthfulness is at a normal!" said Gai. Kakashi lifted his head protector, activated his Sharingan, and looked at Gai and Lee. What he saw almost made him gag. Kakashi saw a huge aura of 'youthfulness' surround the two and it made him want to destroy them to stop the madness! But her kept his cool and waits his chance to destroy them. Oh, and how will her destroy the two! Kakashi broke out his thoughts and looked to see what was happening.
Gai was holding Lee, who was crying and was glaring at the 'unyouthful' people. "Why everyone! Why! Why are you doing this?" asked Gai. "We are doing this because you two have cause his pain and discomfort at some point of our lives!" yelled Tenten. "And now we will state why we want you both eliminated!" said Neji.
Kakashi steps up.
"I hate Gai because he constantly challenges me to stupid little thinks like rock-paper-scissors and other stupid things! Killing off Lee will be an added bonus so he doesn't grow up to become just like Gai."
Sasuke steps up.
"I hate Lee because he beat me BEFORE we even started the Chuunin Exams and the fact that he COULD beat me!"
Sakura steps up.
"I hate Lee because he kept on asking me out after I said no. I mean come on! How many times does a girl need to say 'no' before you get it through your thick head! Hmm….must not be the head that's thick. Maybe its all the jell in his hair. No Lee! I will no da-" Sakura got talked by security because she was talking to much.
Boa constrictor slithers up. Tenten rushes over and puts a translator on it so everyone can understand it.
"I hate Gai AND Lee because they killed my mate!"
Family of Zoo official 1 steps up.
"We hate Gai because he used his 'Nice Guy Pose of DOOM!' on our son, which killed him!"
Family of Zoo official 2 steps up.
"We hate Gai for the same reason Family of Zoo official 1 does."
Tenten steps up.
"I hate Gai for makes do some much training in one damn sitting. I mean 1000 laps around Konoha! That's crazy! This is a big ass village! Not even Gai can do it himself! I hate Lee because he wants to be guy. And another thin-" Tenten also got tackle by security because she talked to much and was killing the daylight.
Neji steps up and laughs at Tenten.
"Ditto"
With that all the haters attacked the crying duo….
10 cans of whoop-ass later…
All the haters got Gai and Lee haters got their asses kick and some even died (the boa, and the zoo official's families because they weren't ninja-ty). Kakashi got his own room, Sakura shared a room with Sasuke and begged him all day, and Neji shared a room with Tenten.
In Tenten and Neji's room…
"Ne Neji?" asked Tenten.
"Yeah" replies Neji
"I think we went about this all wrong." Says Tenten.
"…."
" I think we should have just asked Gai to lighten the training by…A LOT and not try to kill him and Lee!"
"…"
"Hello! Neji?"
Neji fell asleep and Tenten turn red with anger. She punched him and kicked him while he slept and…
Lets just say that he will be eating through a tube for a while…..
THE END!
The last chapter of Operation: Eliminate Lee and Gai! I hope you enjoyed reading as much as I enjoyed writing it!
