So I wasat work and well, I got this idea. I guess I need a disclaimer…
WWE Inc. owns everything. Including you…
The beautiful Stephanie McMahon leaned her arms on the railing of her balcony as she gazed at the stars. She could not sleep because she was stressed about having to do so much crap for her father, so instead, she stood there.
"Oh, I wish my knight in shining armor would come for me." She said sadly.
"My beautiful princess, I am here."
"Who said that?" The gorgeous Stephanie McMahon asked as she looked around.
"Down here, my love."
She leaned over a little bit and was surprised to see Chris Jericho standing below her, smiling up at her.
"Chris?"
"Yes, honey bunch, it is me, Chris, your Chris."
"My Chris?"
"Your Chris."
"Why are you calling yourself that?"
"Because I love you."
"You do?"
"Yes." He said, smiling his handsome and gorgeous smile at her. "I love you with my whole heart, you're my entire world, Stephanie. You're like my sun and I am the planet Earth and I revolve around you. You're like an aquarium tank and I am like a fish. You are like fertilizer and I am like a plant that needs you to grow. You are like the oil tank in my car that keeps me going, like the Energizer bunny."
Stephanie was so moved. She sighed dreamily as she gazed at him.
"I am so glad you came, Chris."
"Really, pumpkin face? Do you love me too? Cause if you don't, there's a bridge nearby, I'll just drive back to it and end my worthless existence."
"No Chris, no. I love you, I've always loved you. You are like the air to me, I breathe you."
"You breathe me?"
"Yes."
Now Chris was moved. "But you haven't seen me in years."
"Who cares… I breathe you anyways."
"Well good, because I have a song to sing to you."
"You do?"
"Yes, it's by the best band of all time." He said as he cleared his throat.
"Fozzy?" She said, slightly disappointed. She didn't care for his loud band.
He smiled. "Nope… the Backstreet Boys."
"Oh!" she clapped her hands. "My favorite band! Oh Chrissy-cakes, I love you so much…"
"You are my fire… the one desire…believe when I say, I want it that way…"
Stephanie was beaming her radiant smile as she sighed dreamily again. She loved this man dearly, in the same way that Snitsky loved feet, she just loved him. She could feel her heart racing as he sang loudly and beautifully, serenading her.
"I never want to hear you say 'I want it that way', cause I want it that way!"
"That was beautiful, you sounded so much better than them." Stephanie said, clapping wildly for him.
"Of course I did. I am the best, and I am yours, sugar muffin."
"Oh, catch me Chris." She said, hopping over the railing. He effortlessly caught her in his strong and beautiful arms as he smiled at her.
"I love you so much, I love you more than Trips loves his sledgehammer."
"Awww! Kiss me!"
And so he did, and they lived happily ever after.
End