My second chapter!

"Okay soo, here's the list of things you need to do." Andy said pulling out athree meter long list. "1: food, 2: blindfold, 3: earphone, 4: music, are some of the things you'll need."

"Let me see that list." Guan grabbed the three meter list from Andy. "Holy crap! That's all you wrote? And the writing's so big!"

"I write big when I'm thinking very hard!" Andy said grinning.

Guan blinked. Hmm, food. Lots of time to cook something. Blindfold, I'm confused. Well this is a blind date. I dunno why I'm sort of confused. What about the earphone? Why do I need it? Hmm, music?

Andy seemed to be reading his mind. "You need the blindfold because it's a blind date. Earphone so I can help you when you don't know what to do. I'll put in some background music to make it more romantic."

Guan's jaws dropped open. Okay, this guy is seriously on drugs or something! I need to tell him I don't need any help before he gets carried away! What should I say? 'Andy I want to plan this date myself because I think you're on drugs!' Nah, I don't think so. How about…

"Uh Andy, I think I can plan my date myself. I uh…dunno just think I can do it myself." Guan told him.

"But you don't know the first thing about blind dates! You have no idea how much you need me!" Andy said with puppy eyes.

"Uh…"

"Good, now let's get ready. About the food, you can cook so get cookin! I'll get the blindfold, walkie-talkies and music." Andy said.

Guan sighed giving up. "Okay then…"

The food's done, and Andy's got the blindfold, walkie-talkies and music. It's 9:00.

"Ugh! A blindfold! What if I break something?" Guan asked.

"Don't worry, you won't." Andy assured him. They heard a knock on the door. "I think your date's here!"

"Huh? Where?" Guan asked moving around like a zombie trying to find the wall.

"At the door!" Andy told him. "Never mind I'll get it." Andy goes up to the door and opens it.

A woman, obviously Dana, was at the door. She had short brown hair tied in a ponytail and brown eyes. She was wearing a blue shirt, faded jeans, and white running shoes.

"Hi!" Dana greeted.

"Uh hi, you're Dana right?" Andy asked.

"Yeah, so where's Guan?" Dana asked.

"Oh uh, having a little trouble. He'll make it. Hey!" Andy called to Guan. "Your blind date's here!"

"Where? Ouch!" a voice called. "Heehee, I hit my head on the wall, OUCH!" Dana and Andy heard something smash. "I think I broke something!"

"Okay what's going on?" Dana asked. She went to where Guan's voice came from. Her jaws dropped open. "Okay why do you have a blindfold?" Dana asked taking it off.

Okay seriously, I don't even know why I'm wearing it. Andy told me to. Yay! I can see! Guan thought. But what should I say? 'Andy, the guy who's helping me with my date told me to wear it.' Nah! I don't think so. How about…

"Because I felt like it."

Dana made a face. "Why?"

"I dunno…" Guan replied. "Let's eat. I just made some food."

They heard some dishes smashing. "Andy? What happened?" Guan whispered on the earphone.

"Uh nothing, relax! Everything's alright, heehee! Kazusu atom!" the voice on the other side said. "Come get the food."

Guan gave a sigh of relief. He went to the kitchen, came out with the food and put it on the table. Noodles, chili, egg rolls, and two glasses of water. Dana and Guan sat at the table and started eating. "Now playing the teletubies theme song!" a voice said. Suddenly, they heard some weird voices sing in a babyish tone. What's this? Guan thought.

"So, you like teletubies?" Dana asked raising an eyebrow. Ugh! This 'teletubies' song is driving me crazy! I should talk to Andy about this.

"Andy, what are you playing?" Guan whispered though the earphone.

"I don't know! This guy came to the door weeks ago and said he sold me a CD for classical music! It must have gotten mixed up with his teletubies CD!" Andy told Guan from the other side. "What a rip off!" Andy shouted. "Don't worry; I'll turn it off…" The teletubies music stopped.

"Maybe he did on purpose. Some people!" Guan hissed.

Dana glared at him. "Are you talking to yourself Guan?"

"Yep! Heehee! Talking to myself…" Guan lied. He played with his fork nervously.

It's too quiet! Guan thought. Say something Guan!

"Do you like the food?" Guan asked.

"Um yeah, it's uh…great! Can I ask you something? What did you put in it? Any 'new' ingredients?" Dana asked trying to eat the egg roll.

"Uh no, I followed the recipe. Nothing new." Guan told her. Dana blinked.

"Okay then…" she said. "Well it tastes great heehee…"

"Andy, I'm bored. How do I start a conversation?" Guan asked on the earphone.

"Say, 'let's talk about you' or something, yeah. What do you hate? What are you really obsessed with, yeah." Andy said.

"Okay then" Guan whispered. "Hey Dana, let's talk about you." Guan said. "What do you hate? What are you really obsessed with." Guan couldn't help thinking how dumb he sounded.

"Okay ya know what I really hate? I HATE it when you're talking to yourself and stuff. Andpeople who think they're the best but are really idiots, myretarded neighbour, know-it-alls,apple juice,I love orange juice!And I like my cat, Cutie Pie, jokes, well when I'm really emo they make me angry but I usually love jokes, my friends, being hyper, daydreaming, watching TV, sleeping, I'm kinda lazy sometimes. I started doing martial arts two months ago and I've been doing em since." Dana told him.

Hmm, Guan thought. I think this date is going well! Thank you Andy!

End of Chapter

Heehee! Dana didn't find out Andy's helping Guan. WHY ARE YOU GETTING AWAY WITH IT! (Everyone stares at me) Oh well, I'm the one who wrote this. So why am I asking? Anyway, R&R please!