By LovesRickman
Disclaimer: JKR owns Severus and the rest of the crew. I'm just borrowing him for a bit. Pity I can't keep him!
"Time to go to the Great Hall for dinner Sev "
"Sev? Really woman. "
"OK… come along Sugar "
"Sugar?...I am not sweet and I better not hear that coming from your rosy lips again!"
"Pookie?"
"DO NOT call me that again!"
"Can we go now Sir Grouchy Pants? "
"I know you are not so abysmally foolish as to think you can call me that!"
"Put down your wand you foul tempered git! Sweet Merlin! Try to give the man I love a pet name and he hits the ceiling!"
"Man you love? This is starting to sound interesting. However I am not a 'pet' I am the Potions Master at this school and you will address me with respect!"
"Sure, Toodles."
"TOODLES! If you value your pretty little neck, that 'name' will never leave your lips again! Is that PERFECTLY clear?"
"What ever you say… Sevvy!"
"CEASE AND DESIST wench! Firstly, that is even more inappropriate, not to mention audacious, than 'Sev'. Secondly I am not a child. You, however, are acting like one and if you persist, I shall put you over my knee and treat you in the appropriate manner."
"Yes, Oh Lord and Master!"
" Now that sounds a good bit better."
"Oh, shut your sexy mouth and let's go get something to eat!"
"Sexy mouth? I could arrange a private meal here you know."
"And miss all the fun of watching you torment the poor pitiful students out there?"
"Excellent point my dear. Now come along."
"Yes, Severus. Oh Severus? I love you."
"You too, Minx, you too."
A/N: Thanks to my sweet little cousin ArynScape for all the previewing and cheering on! This is my first HP fanfic to be released on an unsuspecting world ! Please R&R ! Thanks!