My very first Yu Yu Hakusho fic, I got the idea when talking to a good friend of mine, ( She helpped alot ) , and I thought it was a really good idea! I don't watch Jerry Springer that often so..yeah.. And everyone is extremly OOC, every Jerry..- -;; So, that's how it turned out...And, I hope you like it!
Please review!
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Usually, he always had SOMETHING better to do. But not today. He skimmed through the channels, not really looking at them, just searching for something to occupy his time. Koenma took in a deep breath and let it out very slowly. Static. Static. Oh! Something to watch! He looked at the television, hopping for something interesting to capture his attention, and found no such thing. ' Oh well..' he thought, giving up totally, and had a feeling there HAD to be something else to do. He looked at the fuzzy screen of the television, and hoped one last time for something to come on before he turned the power off. He gave it a shot and pressed the " up " button on the small black remote control.
The picture came into view, and he realized what it was. The " Jerry Springer Show ". He had remembered watching this at least one time before. "Ah! It's about time!" he cried gleefully, and settled down to watch.
There was Jerry Springer, standing in the crowd of people, holding a microphone and note cards. At the left bottom corner of the screen said,"JERRY SPRINGER SHOW" and next to it, in smaller letters said, " Crazy Love/HateHexagon! ". Koenma raised a thin eyebrow. The camera switched postitions, to show the stage, and the people on it. " Hey.." Koenma leaned in to the T.V. to get a better look. A young man with black hair and scowl on his face leaned back into the chair. " T-THAT'S YUUSUKE!" He yelled, eyes wide open in amazement. He heard someone talking, couldn't make out who it was, and then saw Yuusuke's mouth move. He turned the volume up to level 52 on his television.
" So, you're saying that the love of your life loves someone else, and another person loves you that you don't particuarlly like, correct? "
" Yeah. Pretty much."
" So, you're trying to get rid of this other person, right? "
" People."
" And the other persondoesn't know of your love for them? "
" Yeah..." Yuusuke's face flushed a bit.
" Alright then, let's bring out Kazuma Kuwabara! "
Koenma sat there, processing what he just heard. " Wait a minute.."
Yuusuke's face flushed totally once Kuwabara came onto the stage. Kazuma Kuwabara did NOT seem very happy to be there. the whole crowd liked the fact that he was there apparently, and they clapped for him.
Koenma sat wide eyed, listening to every word. " Yuusuke..loves..KUWABARA? OH MY GOD!" He yelled, and then started laughing hysterically, unable to control it.
" So, Yuusuke, did you want to tell him anything?" Jerry asked, as he scooted back into the stands,and the crowd became captivated.
" Kuwabara..I wanted to tell you..that I..l-li-ike you.." Yuusuke stuttered out, and the whole crowd became silent for Kuwabara's reaction.
" Urameshi, you're a nice guy but..uh..I'm not..THAT way..y'know? Besides, I got Yukina! " He grinned ear to ear. Yuusuke looked everywhere but Kuwabara. The crowed " awww..'ed.".
" So Yuusuke, what about the other girl that you don't like, but likes you, huh?"
" Girls."
" Right. Girls. Let's bring in Keiko Yukimura and Botan!" The crowd cheered loudly.
The two ladies entered the stage angrily, and thier hatred aiming towards Yuusuke, eyes seeming to burn holes into him,he sat there, chuckling nervously.
" WHAT THE HELL, YUUSUKE? " Botan yelled.
" Yeah! " Keiko said right after.
" Well, uh.. heheh..." he smiled as Botan got closer to him and whacked him on the head. The crowed chanted, " Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! "
" Ok, now, ladies, calm dow-"
" You made me think you liked me! You bastard!", Keiko steamed at him.
" I never really liked you anyway! " Botan crossed her arms angrily. Yuusuke couldn't utter a word.
" You're an idiot! A stupid idiot! You could have told me that you liked Kuwabara! " Keiko yelled more. She whacked him on the head right where Botan hit.
" Owww! "
" Whatever..Kuwabara's taken, so, it doesn't matter." Botan scowled.
" Yeah! " Kuwabara trailed
" Shut up, Kuwa-chan! "
" Ok, Ok, now, Kuwabara, apparently, there is a lovely woman named Yukina in your life. Why don't we bring her out here now?" he totally ignored the ruckus and fighting on the stage. Hey, you would too. Yukina walked out shyly onto the stage, she gasped at the surroundings and just sort of scuttled off to the corner.
" So, Yukina, I heard that your brother is also traveling with this bunch, correct?"
" Y-yes.." she tried to ignore the fighting and yelling on the stage as well.
" Why don't we bring him out here? " The crowd cheered again.
" WHAT THE F-bleep-? WHY DO YOU KEEP DRAGGING PEOPLE OUT HERE? " Yuusuke yelled, his face cut and bruised.
Hiei just stood in the door way, deciding whether to stay out or go back in. He did'nt really like the idea of getting involved in this mess, but, he ended up doing so.
" Why am I here now? " Hiei hissed, his attention turning to a battling Botan and Yuusuke.
" Well, Hiei, We heard from other sources that you are having an intamate relationship with a, " Kurama ". Is this true? "
Hiei turned bright red and he started walking off the stage, until Kurama walked onto the stage. He laughed softly at his surroundings, " Oh. Hello, Hiei. I did'nt see you over there. Will you come on to the stage like you're supposed to, please? " He smiled gently.
Hiei turned almost a maroon color now.
" WHAT THE F-bleep-, BITCH? " was heard from the stage wher the only noise now was Yuusuke and Botan fighting, and Keiko cheering on Botan. All attention was turned to them.
" I'm outta here. " Hiei said flattly, and walked out the door, Kurama tailing, " Wait- wait- wait! " smiling nervously.
Yukina had left, following Kurama who was following Hiei.
" And we'll be right back, after these commercials! "