Ok, on to chapter two! And once again, thank you very, very much Sammi! You helped me out alot.
Once again, if you read this and liked it, please review! Thanks.
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" And we're back! "
Koenma jumped up in his seat, he could'nt miss one second of this hilarious program. After the show ended, he promised to give them all so much shit about this, laugh at them, point AND laugh, y'know, the works.
His attention turned to the screen, which portrayed everyone in the earlier half of the show, the rowdy, loud, obnoxious bunch, sitting quietly in chairs. Yuusuke, in the first chair, and then, Keiko, Kuwabara, Botan, Yukina, Hiei, and then Kurama in the very last chair.
" So, let me get this strait, Yuusuke loves Kuwabara, Kuwabara loves Yukina, who loves Kurama, who loves Hiei, and Kurama is admierred by Botan as well. And Mrs.Yukimura loves Yuusuke, who does'nt have those feelings, right? "
" I guess so. " Urameshi shrugged. Hiei was still bright red from earlier, and sitting next to Kurama wasn't helping.
" You mean YES, Yuusuke, you idiot. " Keiko snapped,
" Oh, someone is still steaming from earlier, huh? "
" No s-bleep-. "Keiko retorted.
" Yuusuke! " Botan reached over the others to knock him on the side of his head.
" YOU WANNA START THIS AGAIN, BITCH?"
" LET'S GO, YOU P-bleep-SY!"
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! " the crowd chanted, wanting more.
" Well, I've had enough of them, so let's move on. " Jerry smiled, and the audience laughed heartily. So those two were duecing it out, as Keiko cheered on Botan once more, and Kuwabara just sat there, looking puzzled.
" So Kurama, you're quite the player, hm? "
A look of discust crossed his face. " N-Never.." he stuttered." I would never do such a dirty thing.." Kurama thought it over for a while, as Jerry moved on.
" And you Hiei, when did your relationship with Kurama begin?"
Hiei could'nt take it anymore, he could'nt have cameras watching him anymore. It pissed him off, that's what it did. He stepped off the stage once more, except this time, punching out one of the cameras on his while on his merry way.
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" W-WHAT?" Koenma yelled, his cry echoing through the corridors of his home.
--Please exuse us, but we are having techincal difficulties at the moment, we will be back on shortly. Thank you-- the teleision replied to his yelling.
" TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES MY ASS! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR BUTT AFTER THIS HIEI! YOU J-"
" And we're back! " the announcer said loudly, silencing the outraged viewer almost instatly. Koenma sank back happily to his chair.
Now it was just a bloodied up Yuusuke, a very proud Botan, a confused Kuwabara, and a silent Yukina. You could hear a fued between Hiei and Kurama very lightly in the background, alomost silent now.
" So, you guys have to work this out now, we only have a few minutes left."
" What the hell? " Yuusuke managed to say with his swollen cheek, which came out alot differently, more like, " Uht eh ehll?"
" Well, I'm satisfied." Botan smirked over at Yuusuke. Yuusuke glared back.
" Get back on the stage, please, Hiei!" said a soft male voice. And then soon came Kurama, pushing a very angry Hiei to the stage against his will. Hiei sighed,
" Why? " He scowled.
" Because we have to work stuff out. " all of the audience was silent, and so were the other guests, all totally captivated by the arguement. He pushed Hiei down in the chair. Hiei could'nt go against Kurama, so he sat there, with the scowl remaining.
" So...back to the show then..."
" Heheh," Kurama blushed," Sorry for inturupting! "
" Not a problem. So anyway, Yuusuke, what do you plan to do now?"
Yuusuke was still in a glaring match with Botan, until maybe thirty seconds after he said it. " Oh." his cheek still swolled from the punch he took.
" eell, ah unno..ayehh eitch ehm...yo?"
" Uh..um..alrighty then...what about you Botan?"
" I plan to kick his sorry ass tomorrow, too, if he's still an asshole." The crowd gasped, and then laughed. Little did they know, she was serious.
" And you? " He turned to Kuwabara, who seemed, at this point, the only sensible one besides Yukina.
" Well, if Yukina really does'nthave feelings for me, I guess I won't force her." He smiled,and the crowd cooed. Yukina smiled at him, " Thank you Kuwabara.."
" And you?" he asked Yukina, who was totally occupied looking at Kuwabara. "W-what? Oh, um..Maybe hang out with Kuwabara sometime..." the crowd cooed again, and she laughed a little bit.
" And you two?"
Kurama smiled. He leaned over and grabbed Hiei's hand.
" Well! Hiei and I are going to get married! " he smiled and laughed, Hiei's eyes almost bulged out of his head. the crowd cooed AGAIN.
" W-When did you decide this?" Hiei yelled
" Aw..do you not like me anymore? "
" O-of course I do! " his face flushed again. The audience laughed at them
" And that's all the time we have! " said Jerry, talking over the argueing and fussing.
" This show was br-"
The screen went dark. Koenma put down the remote. He almost could'nt believe what he saw. It was strange..like a dream..or a nightmare..
" Now where are they..." hechuckled and lifted himself off the couch to go and find the bunch,