The Real Pokémon Saga (Not Shown On TV)
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon or any Pokémon listed within. However, I do own all of the humans!
About: I've always thought that I could produce a great Pokémon saga. So I did.
EPISODE ONE: MAGIKARPS, ABRAS, AND ILLEGAL BEHAVIOUR
Usually, people began their Pokémon journey at the age of ten by going to a respectable Professor and getting a starter Pokémon. However, some people are the exception to this fact. There is a case of two of these exception peoples living in Lettuce Town. They were both sixteen--a male and a female--who had been friends since diapers, though they didn't always act like it. He was Evra, and she was Rogue. He stood 6'1", 144 lbs, shoulder-length blond hair, and brown eyes. She stood 5'8", 136 lbs, waist-length brown hair, and green eyes. And they went to Professor Pine for their Poké advice.
Professor Pine was once a respectable and credible Pokémon Professor. Then, he got older and did a lot of drugs. The drugs messed with his head quite greatly, but Evra and Rogue didn't know this.
"Professor Pine!" Rogue yelled as she pounded on his front door. "Professor Pine, get out here!"
The door finally opened, and Professor Pine staggered out smelling of alcohol and wearing only his favourite pair of tighty-whities. "Yes, yes, what do you kids want?" he asked while lighting up a cigarette.
"We need our starter Pokémon, Professor Pine, remember!" Evra asked.
Professor Pine coughed. "Oh, yes, your starters…"
"We called you last night and asked you to have the ready for us today, Professor," Rogue reminded him.
"They are ready," Professor Pine said. "Hold on a second." He went back into his laboratory.
Evra and Rogue were left waiting outside. "500 yen says he passes out inside and never comes back out," Evra challenged.
Rogue accepted the challenge. "500 yen says he returns." She was more trusting of Professor Pine than Evra was because Evra had seen the disturbing incident involving Professor Pine, a cow, and a few tubes of lubricant. He was never the same again.
Within minutes, Professor Pine stepped back outside with two Pokèballs in hand. Rogue quickly pocketed Evra's 500 yen prize money. "Two starter Pokémon," he declared, dropping a Pokéball into each teenager's hand. "Have fun."
"Wait, Professor Pine!" Rogue interrupted, stopping the Professor as he was about to return to his drug-and-booze-filled laboratory. "What Pokémon are they?"
Professor Pine stared at them for a moment. "I honestly have no idea."
A few minutes later, Evra and Rogue stood just inside the forest, the forest that would dish out a two-day walk before arriving in Corn City, and analyzed their seconds-before released starters.
"You've gotta be shitting me…" Rogue groaned.
"Kill me now!" Evra agreed.
Rogue was now in the possession of a lively Magikarp, while Evra had been blessed with an Abra. Sure, they would be valuable weapons once their evolutions concluded--who wouldn't like to have a Gyarados and an Alakazam on their teams--but now they were pretty…
Worthless.
"What the hell are we going to do with these!" Evra complained.
"I guess…hang onto them for now, and then drop them off at the Pokémon Daycare and leave them there until they become giant killing machines of death," suggested Rogue.
"And in the meantime…?"
"Caterpie!" Rogue screamed, tossing a rock at the worm-like Pokémon. It was knocked into a daze. Rogue tossed a Pokéball and caught the Caterpie without hesitation, then picked up the Pokéball and clipped it to her belt. "Crisis averted, for me at least," she said.
"I think that's illegal…" Evra muttered,
Rogue spun around on her heels. "Tell you what," she challenged, "I'll let you borrow my Magikarp, and then I'll take notes as you Splash and Teleport a Pokémon into a Pokéball!"
Evra scowled, then picked up a rock and searched for a Pidgey.