Title: Kingdom Hearts goes to Oz

Disclaimer: I own none of the characters!

Note: Here is Chapter 2 of this odd parody, come enjoy the insanity.

Chapter 2: Running Away

Kairi sat on her bed, pressing her face into her hands and sobbing.

"This so sucks!" she cried. "Why must that witch treat dogs so badly? Why the hell am I in this damn parody?"

"Whiner," muttered the author.

While Kairi sobbed, Pluto jumped through the open window and barked.

"Pluto?" Kairi stopped sobbing and stared at the dog. "Did you escape custody?"

Pluto barked and nodded.

"Come on boy," said Kairi as she grabbed her bag and packed it with clothing. "We should get out of here before Maleficent comes back looking for you!" She climbed out of the window and Pluto followed her.

They ran across the island, as fast as they could. When they were out of sight of Kairi's house, they slowed their pace. Kairi and Pluto came across an old man with a long beard, wearing a hawaian shirt, shorts, sandals, sun-glasses, and a baseball cap. The old man was roasting hot dogs over a camp fire outside his caravan.

"Hello," said the old man, taking notice of Kairi and Pluto.

"Um… hello," said Kairi. "I'm…"

"Wait, don't tell me, your name is Kairi."

"Yes."

"You seem to be going somewhere. Don't tell me… you are travelling… no… you're running away from home."

"How did you guess?"

"I do not guess," said the old man. "Merlin the Magnificent knows everything."

"Do you know why I am running away?"

"Hmm…" Merlin scratched his head, "it's because you think that no one at home appreciates or understands you."

"That's right."

Pluto then began eating the hot dog off the stick Merlin was holding.

"Pluto! That's rude," shouted Kairi.

"Oh, that's alright," said Merlin. "He's probably just hungry."

"What are you doing here on the Destiny Island?" asked Kairi.

"Just travelling on business."

Kairi crossed her arms. "You look as if you're on vacation."

"This is an island, might as well relax a bit on my travels to different worlds."

"Can I come with you? I want to see the other worlds you visit."

"Wouldn't your folks miss you?"

"I only live with my Grandmother, she's an old woman and won't have to trouble with me when I'm not around."

"I'm not too sure about that." Merlin stood up. "Come inside and I can tell you."

Kairi shrugged. "Ah, why not?" She and Pluto went into the caravan with Merlin.

She sat down at a small table and Merlin sat across from her. Merlin exchanged his sun glasses for spectacles and his cap for a tall, pointed hat.

"I am a magician," said Merlin. He placed a crystal ball in the center of the table. "With this crystal ball, I can see what is going on in other places. Now let's see how your grandmother deals with your sudden disappearance." He stared into the crystal, concentrating. "Ah, an elderly woman with white hair and rosy cheeks, would that be her?"

"My Grandmother? Yes, that would be her." Kairi nervously knotted her fingers together, waiting to hear more of the vision.

"She is in a bedroom with an open window," Merlin continued. "She seems worried. Now she is sitting on the bed crying."

Kairi jumped out of her seat. "Holy crap! I think I worried her to death! Thank you for your time, but I should be going!"

"Changing your mind about running away?"

"Of course I am after that vision you told me of! I have to get back." Kairi ran outside with Pluto. The sky was darkening and the wind was picking up.

"Be careful on your way, Kairi!" shouted Merlin when he came out of his caravan.

"I will!" Kairi and Pluto ran back in the direction they came from until they disappeared through the thickness of the palm trees.

"I better make sure she makes it home safely," Merlin said to the horse that was tethered outside the caravan.

Kairi and Pluto made it back to the house. However, the storm was getting worse, it was difficult moving through the forceful winds. Black clouds swirled in the sky. Kairi ran across the yard to the house and opened the door.

"Grandmother!" shouted Kairi. No answer came.

"This is it!" shouted Riku as he stood benethe a swirling cloud on the docks. "The door has opened!"

"What the hell?" asked Kairi.

"Riku!" shouted the author. "What do you think your doing? This is a parody, not the actual Kingdom Hearts story! You're not supposed to be in this scene!"

Riku giggled nervously. "Sorry." Then the cloud above him extended downward and engulfed him.

"Oh shit!" hissed Kairi. "Pluto, we gotta be sheltered from this storm!"

Pluto barked. He and Kairi ran inside and back to Kairi's room. Kairi slammed her door and window shut. She and Pluto huddled together on the bed, listening to the howling winds outside.

Then the house began to vibrate, objects fell from their shelves onto the floor and everything felt as if the house was ripped from the ground.

"My God!" screamed Kairi as the house lifted off the ground.

Kairi could see the swirling clouds outside along with trees that were torn from the earth. Then there were small boats flying on the wind, one boat that flew by had these men rowing in it. Then, there was Maleficent riding her bike, which changed to Maleficent in her black robes flying like a grotesque bird.

"Holy crap!" hissed Kairi. "Hold me!" She grabbed onto Pluto while the dog flatened himself down, hiding his eyes with his paws.

"And then?" asked Sora eagerly.

"The house crashes in another world," replied the author. "You will have to wait for the next chapter to find out what happens next."

"Darn!" Sora slipped his hands into his pockets and bowed his head to sulk.

To be continued…

End notes: Not exactly insane, but I'm trying to find something whacky for the next chapter. Any suggestions? Please feel free to send your opinions. However, insults I will ignore.