A/N: Was watching Finding Nemo yesterday with my daughter and this came out of my twisted brain.
Disclaimer: What do we put this in our stories for again?
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Wilson watched with a frown as House wrote his name on a five dollar bill, tucked it in a plastic bag, and proceeded to flush it down the toilet. He then tossed his pager at Wilson, who barely caught it and finally asked, "House, what in the hell are you doing?"
House looked at him and said, "If Cuddy pages me, tell her I ran off to Vegas with a hooker. I gotta go to Atlantic City for a few days."
"What for?" Wilson asked, bewildered.
House's face turned serious. "I heard somewhere that all drains lead to the ocean. I need to check it out."
The End