Hola amigos! On with the fic!

DISCLAIMER: never can, never will, never have, never should own yugioh, if I somehow, under a great miracle, end up owning yugioh, you'll hear about it because I would've blown all my money on horse racing. Or something like that.

Dear dearest diary beginning with D that doesn't have a name, bother that I'll call you Fred.

I am currently in English. But like you need to know, writing a journal, what does she think we are? Honestly, who keeps a journal? Only wimps do. Hmm, nothing really to report, Joey just picked his nose and flicked it at me…

STUPID MUTT!

Tea is writing in her journal at a rate of knots, I'll try and see what she's writing….

His hair is such a luscious brown, his eyes are so hard, yet underneath his stony expressions is a heart that just wants to be loved…… his name is Seto Kaiba, and he is the only one for me.

I think I am having a heart attack. No definitely another Seto Kaiba, I mean come on, it's a popular name right? Its like me! Popular!

"miss I need to go to the toilet!" says that puny wimp Yugi. He's probably going because he needs to redo his hair.

"hey watcha got there Kaiba?" asked the annoyingly ugly mutt who is currently reading over my shoulder.

"hey that looks like fun!" says the still annoying ugly mu-------------

"well hey now!" says da stunningly gorgeous and handsome Joey da dog!

Watcha call this thing Kaiba? Hehehe! Hey guys I got kaibas diary! And I am writing in it! Look!

Joey WAZ ERE!

Hey guys dis is fun!

Tea was writing in this.

Tristan is hott!

Yugi is ---------------------

Yugi is small and annoying and Tristan, you don't call yourself hot.

"Hey look guys! Kaiba named the diary!" says the runt. Yugi, hey wait a sec…

STOP READING MY DIARY!

"Hey was you talking to us Kaiba?" asked the still annoying blonde mutt.

"That's not very nice Kaiba. It's no wonder you don't have any friends. You see friends understand each other and they aren't mean. They listen and they care! True friends ar-"

Be quiet Tea. No one is listening to you. Look! I even stopped writing what you were saying mid sentence. Ha! That shut her up!

"well in that case-----------------"

If Seto Kaiba wont write what I say then I am just going to write it for him. Hear that Seto? Your diary will be full of friendship stories and notes of love-

"notes of love? Tea?" asked Joey who is NOT a mutt!

That's not what I meant and any way the point is, you cant rub this out OR pull out the pages because you cant do that to a diary.

"yeah? Well then I'll just have to take it off you."

No you cant Seto. Because one, I'm a girl and I will scream loudly in your ear, and well do you need another point?

Friends are like four leafed clovers, hard to find, lucky to have. Friendship can guide you through even the darkest of al places and light your way….

"uh, isn't that the same thing Tea?" asked Tristan.

DON'T INTERRUPT ME!

Your foot shall not slide, and they will lift you up lest you dash your foot against a stone….

"your foot shall not let slide? What does that mean?" Seto asked.

It means that he wont let you fall!

"he? Friendship is a guy now?" asked Yugi.

"is there somefing your not telling us tea?" asked Joey.

Joey, it is someTHING not someFING. And no there is nothing that I am meant to tell you but how great friendship is. Do you remember when we drew that friendship symbol on our hand?

"SOMEBODY TAKE THAT BOOK OFF HER!" screamed Seto clutching his ears.

Hey, why is he clutching his ears? I take offence in that Seto! Don't you love me?

Why is every-one quiet? I know! I'll prove your love to me! You must've written something about me! I'll just-------------

AGCWRHYQA EUAECHQY#Y $Y YCSAT$#SYD$$UXT$#C!#X$Z!#SX$YC#$XT!#YC#ZTS!CC!$#XZSD&C#$X$C!X

NO MORE WRITING IN MY DIARY!

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A/N: another chapter done! Please R&R&R!

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