Another chapter! Here you go!

Disclaimer: if I owned yugioh it would be edible. Now shoo! I don't own mini cameras but I do have a lock combination……

I knew it was bad to start this diary. Dumb and dumber today put up photocopies of my entries all around the school. But they were stupid enough to write: photocopied by Ryou Bakura and Malik Ishtar, so they got detention. Here I'll paste in one of the photocopies.

Seto Kaibas diary:

A brief look into the mind of the "great" CEO of Kaiba corp, Seto Kaiba:

Serenity is so sweet, like a creampuff…..all nice and crispy on the outside then lovely and creamy on the inside………….. In fact I wouldn't mind eating one now…..

And does this great CEO have an even softer side?

Friendship is great! Friendship is grand; friendship is always there to lend a helping hand.

Under all that harshness does he really just want to be loved?

Photocopied by Malik Ishtar and Ryou Bakura.

But I guess that dumb and dumber were pretty smart, I mean now every-one knows that I have a diary and……..

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

Some-one trashed my locker! I guess it was all in search of this annoying diary! Good thing they didn't find it! I'm going to hold onto this thing for good! I wont let any one take it from my hands! No-one but I shall read or write in these pa------------------

Wow y'know diary your popular! More popular than me! I could make a fortune in showing you, $5 per page! I'll be a billionaire! I'd be rich! Joey da dogg would be top banana! I wo----------------

You are annoying. I'm going to find a lock for my diary to keep pesky little in grades out. And only me and my superior mind wi-------------------

Yak yak yak! I hadn't finished Kaiba! Jeez your rude! With all that money of yours you think you could afford some manners! Yeesh! I will be the greatest! Kapeesh!

Oh hey look! Here comes malik and ryou!

"you like what me and Ryou did?" asks the …uh…..tanned….uh…. blonde

"its Ryou and I not me and Ryou. And I find it most amusing look. I am laughing so hard. Ha. Ha. Ha." Replies Kaiba.

Heh! He has a funny laugh!

"hey Joey, what you got there?" asks Ryou, the little albino runt.

Its Kaibas diary! I got it and I'm gonna charge people to see it!

"really? That's a good idea! I'll be your manager!" says malik who is now my manager.

"wait, can I just see something?" asks Seto Kaiba.

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Stupid idiot. He gave me back my diary I mean how dumb can you get? Stupid mutt. Any way. I'm going to- no I cant put my diary in my locker, there are people here who can pick locks and…..whats this?

SOME-ONE PUT A MINI CAMERA ON MY LOCK SO THEY COULD KNOW THE COMBINATION!

And worse! I've already unlocked it! Oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no!

Now some idiot knows my lock combination and I'll bet that they'll tell other people!

"hey guys! Guess what" its serenity, hmmm…. she seems to be holding a sheet of paper, those numbers they lo-

"I got Kaiba's lock combination! Oh hi Kaiba!"

Sorry I just dropped my diary in shock. How could such an innocent little girl suddenly turn into my worse nightmare? I thought she……….

Well she IS related to that mutt….but still….

"what do you mean by "but still" Kaiba?" asked Joey-

Hang on, you're not reading my diary are you?

"me? Never, why would I do such a thing?" says the blonde mutt.

You must be because I'm not talking out loud.

"hey Seto, why are you clapping?" asks serenity.

because your brother has finally learnt how to read, maybe he might start THINKING but we cant get our hopes up….

"hey your not offending my buddy Joey are you? Yeah that's what I thought Kaiba!" said Tristan.

You didn't even give me time to reply Tristan.

"yeah that's what I thought! I'm gonna go get some ice cream coz I'm so hot and I need to cool down." Said the so not hot Tristan.

"oh and Seto, did you really mean what you wrote about me, do you really think I'm a creampuff?" asks serenity wheeler….

I didn't write that! I don't even like creampuffs! Only that albino runt over there does! Look he's eating one now!

"now imw nwot!" said Ryou whose mouth is full of creampuffs.

"oh its just because I thought it was sweet….." serenity said, her brown eyes filling with- wait, why is she crying?

Hey, uh, why did she just run away?

"could you be any slower Kaiba?" asked malik shaking his head, wait, why is every-one shaking there head at me? What did I do now?

"its what you didn't do Kaiba. Honestly." Said Ryou.

Hey now just wait a minute. Of course I didn't call her a creampuff! That's the most stupidest thing imaginable! I'd call her a bunch of roses-

"what nice on the outside but prickly on the inside?" asked malik.

What's that meant to mean?

"its what's inside that counts. Calling her a creampuff was like calling her sweet on the inside, and light and fluffy on the out side!" said Yugi.

Okay now you're all confusing me. I'm going to go home now…….

Voila! R&R please!