Disclaimer: I do not own a pool or a little spanish guy. Or yugioh come to think of it…..

Yes that Spanish guy is sorta copied from fawlty towers, but I don't own that either!

Warning: Tea has to get the diary out from underneath kaibas butt….

Dear diary.

I still don't understand why serenity was upset about me not calling her a creampuff. I mean it's not really a compliment, It's kinda like saying: I feel like eating you. I mean that's not a compliment, I know I wouldn't like to be eaten…… but that is the past. Lets put it behind us.

I have bought a new pool; little did I know that a little Spanish guy would come with it. I mean the pool itself is grand! 100 metres by 50 metres, it's quite big and off to one side is a spa that has bubbles and a night glow. The main pool has lights that are all different colours….

….but the Spanish guy? He is short and speaks very little English which results in me doing lots of imitations to talk to him. And he goes: ah si master! When really he doesn't see.

He in fact reminds me of Manuel from fawlty towers. Yeah in fact……. I think I might call him that! No I guess that would just be plain mean….

I will now go out and admire the pool and all its beautifulness . I feel that the water reflects me in a way. Cool calm –

"and ripply? Smelly? Cold, wet?"" asked Mokuba who is currently reading over my shoulder.

Mokuba, don't you have anything better to do? Like, go and watch the grass grow?

"hey good idea big brother!" well that got rid of him. Now any way where was i?

"master! Here am i!" said Pablo the Spanish guy who is now one of my man servants.

That's great Pablo. Now go do something.

"ah si master!" said Pablo.

See? What did I tell you diary? He says si master and he's still standing there not doing anything!

Pablo. Feed the dogs.

"que?"

………………..perro! dogs! FEED! EAT!

"si, hungry si!"

I give in. I mean at least with my other servants they speak English. But this little guy just keeps looking at me… like a dog, expecting a pet…. Hey good idea!

I wonder what will happen if I pet him! Well there is only one way to find out!

I am scared, he started purring when I petted him. I wont be doing that again in a hurry.

Well diary, its night time now, I'm going to sleep with you under my bed just in case some-one decides to sneak in to steal my diary.

The next day at school and nothing eventful happened, we got our maths tests back and I passed with flying colours, but what else would you expect.

Tea is all huffy, don't tell me that she is upset about not being called a creampuff too! Or could she be jealous that the photocopies only mentioned Serenity and not her?

Oh whatever.

I love lunch time. It's a time when I can relax. The friendship group is currently feeding Joey worms to see how many he could eat. So immature. In fact, I think I'll tell them that.

YOUR IMMATURE!

Oh dear, I shouldn't of done that, I've drawn attention to myself and my diary, oh no! here they come!

"hah! He's still got his diary!" says the mutt, sorry diary I'm going to have to stop writing in you and sit on you so they can't get you!

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Hey this is Tea and every-one around me is laughing, I don't know why, I mean I just got the diary out from under his bum, big deal!

"tea felt Kaibas but!" said Duke.

NO I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT! I just got the diary! I didn't FEEL his butt! That's gross! I wouldn't! I got this diary for you guys!

"yeah sure Tea, sure!" said malik.

"oh hi guys, what are you all laughing about?" asked the annoying little brat serenity.

"Tea just got the diary out from under Kaibas butt!" said Tristan.

SHUT UP TRISTAN!

Wait, did serenity just send me a death glare? I think she did, oh no, DON'T TELL ME SHE LIKES SETO TOO!

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I Duke Devlin am now in charge of writing what's happening seeing as Tea just dropped this diary to go slap serenity, and I don't know what for, no wait hang on its written here!

HEY GUYS! TEA IS JEALOUS OF SERENITY!

Well that got every-ones attention, wow! That's really funny! Hey here comes Kaiba, I wonder what he wa--------

Some people have no consideration. I guess they don't know that diaries are privet. GET YOUR OWN DIARIES TO WRITE IN!

There that should do the trick. No, they are still laughing, why are they laughing?

AHHH! Why are you two holding on to me?

"who do you like better? Serenity or me?" asked Tea who currently has a death grip on my arm.

"tell us Kaiba" said serenity who currently is numbing my other arm so please don't mind me if my wriiiiting gggetttsss a lllittle wweird…..

There I got rid of them. Now to the question, uh…..

Hmmmm…. I like some-one else.

"what Kaiba, speak up!"

I LIKE SOME ONE ELSE!

The whole school ground is quiet….. I didn't shout THAT loud did I…..?

"who?"

"who Kaiba?"

"Kaiba LIKES some-one?"

"but who?"

Very bad move on my behalf, I'm going to have to run, oh no, they're closing in from all sides, oh I get it, they think it's in the diary.

Well there's only one way out of this. I'll call my helicopter. Hehehehehe!

Annoying, that's what people are. The cant mind there own business. It's a good thing I have this helicopter because my diary has now officially become the most wanted thing in domino high.

I don't think I'll be going back there for a while, I'll get home tutored! I have enough money! But I don't actually NEED to be tutored, I am so absolutely positively smart any------------------------------------

Well now would ya look at that! Kaiba tried to make a getaway but he dropped his diary out of the helicopters door at lift off, I mean how dumb can ya get?

It is I Joey wheeler and I shall be the first to know who Seto Kaiba is lusting after!

GUYS! HE HAS A SWIMMING POOL!

"look out Joey, run! The helicopter is landing, and some-ones getting out! Its not Kaiba…." Said Tristan.

"it looks like a little man…."

"a little Spanish man…."

"AH SI MASTER!" says the little guy, oh my god he's coming straight for me!

There the end to another chap! Please R&R!