Without further ado, I give to you:

Seto KAIBAS DIARY CHAPTER -----insert number-----

Its all thanks to Pablo that I was able to get my diary back. So in return I gave him a scratch behind the ears. I think he's a golden retriever or something like that.

Here I'll try to write the conversation:

Me: oh no! my diary! Quick Pablo! Fetch!

And out of the door jumped Pablo and he bought my diary back! What a good doggy!

I don't know what he was doing in the helicopter in the first place, but it was very convenient of him.

There is only one problem with all of this…….

He bought it back in his mouth so he salivated on the diary, and every-one now thinks that I train little Spanish men to be dogs, BUT MY DIARY IS WET!

and, oh dear, they now know that I have swimming pool! Dammit!

I mean: oh fiddly pops.

Its night time now, I don't feel like reading I just want to keep writing in my diary! Its annoying addictive! I think I should do a section about my emotions, my fears, my dreams! That would be great!

……except the friendship group has a habit of reading my diary…..hmmmm…..

I don't kno—hey whats that? There rustling outside my window…..

Whispering….

OH MY DEAR GOD WHAT IN THE NAME OF BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IS THAT?

Oh its just Joey…. Hey…wait… THEY KNOW WHERE I LIVE?

"Kaiba…Kaiba…Kaiba…" said Joey.

I'm not scared you dimwit. In fact I'll tell him that.

"nnoo…..co…..open….please?"

What the hell is he going on about? Oh what the heck I'll open the window.

"finally! We was freezing out there!" said Joey.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!

"no, its only 6:30" said Yugi.

"nice P.J's Kaiba." Said Tristan, my P.J….OH GOOD GOD NO!

"love hearts? Oh you DO have a heart Kaiba!" said Tea.

"wait isn't that a nightie?" asked Joey.

Yes it is, what's wrong with that?

"nighties are for girls." Said Yugi hiding a smile.

"I have one almost exactly like that! Only mine aren't pink, mine are blue." Said Tea.

"There's a growling noise, hey Joey is that your stomach?" asked Tristan.

Joey pats his stomach "nope."

"then what is it?" asked Tea looking scared.

The dogs shouldn't be in… hey some-ones opening the door!

"master? Here am i!"

"OH NO ITS THAT LITTLE SPANISH GUY!"

"RUN!"

Well that got rid of them…..

Good boy Pablo!

I mean sure it is quite freaky that this guy is a dog, but he's very good at it.

Hey- uh whats he doing? He's going around and around in circles….

He….he just curled up by my bed!

Well……..goodnight I suppose……

I am incredibly embarrassed; I woke to something that was licking my foot. And I'll give you one guess as to who it was. It's getting quite scary with this guy following me every-where. I mean sure he's a good boy, and is toilet trained, but I mean come ON! The guy thinks he's a dog! I just don't have the heart to tell him to get lost!

In fact, he probably is lost and just wants some-one to love him!

Hey, since when have I cared for him? He SHOULD get lost. I am going to tell him to get lost.

GET LOST PABLO! NO-ONE LOVES YOU!

"ah si master!"

this guy is going to be the death of me.

Oh damn! The time! The traffic! I'll never make it in time! This calls for my helicopter again, but im going to sneak out so Pablo doesn't see me, and then I'll be free!

I'll be back diary!

Ah this is the life isn't it? I can think out loud, because I can fly this thing all by myself!

Isn't it great?

"ah, si master!"

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