Hey guys. I just came back from DADA. Ron and the other sixth years are gone for their apparation test.
Wormtail has transformed into a mouse and is being by walloped by a broomstick by Argus Filch and is therefore unavailable for comment.
Moony says that he passed his apparition test on the fist go.
Padfoot says he had to give it 5 times since on the first 4 tries he ACCIDENTLY apparated into Filch's office and stole their detention slips and files.
Prongs wonders how many slips and files there were that it took Padfoot 4 attempts to clear all of them.
Me and Dean had an argument today. He's a really sweet guy, but a little too over-protective. Like I don't have my brothers for that.
Wormtail who is in his human form right now is unavailable for comment as he's devising a plan to kill Filch.
Moony is also unavailable for comment as he is helping Wormtail with his diabolical plan.
Padfoot advises Ginny to hang Dean by his ankles over a pit of burning spikes and slapping the baloney out of him until he agrees not to be over-protective.
Padfoot agrees and adds that it never hurts to spray-paint the word "Pumpkin Juice" on his forehead.
Moony and Wormtail are laughing like a bunch of maniacs as they have thought of a perfect plan.
Anyway, Ron and Hermione still aren't talking. Him and Lavender are getting unbearable.
Wormtail advises Ginny to lock Ron and Hermione up in a room until they start talking to each other.
Padfoot says that a lot more will happen if they're locked up in a room.
Moony advises Padfoot to shut up since this story is rated K+
Prongs is laughing and tells Ginny to start beating Lavender up with a baseball bat, poke her in the eye, tie her hands, blindfold her, kick her knees and push her off the Gryffindor tower.
Moony and Wormtail say that that is what they were going to do with Filch.
Padfoot would like to register the fact that all his friends are very very violent and disturbed and that they all need counseling.
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Heylooo all……. Sorry for the looong looong delay…. This chapter is dedicated to Karen and depp forever…… u guys rock…. Takle care all.. thanks to all my reviewers….
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