okay so maybe i didnt update that fast, i just signed in and noticed this was a document... i hadnt actually made it part of the story yet...
Oh and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide ((bleach)), well the 2's are meant to be small but that just aint happening….
Dammit! I have Ayame's voice in my head when I'm writing for Pegasus… this is too confusing…
Disclaimer: I don't own Jack Schitt, not the person either
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Kaiba boy you nasty little devil, you made the pink page marker impossible to cut! Not that I had intentions of sending that into you with a ransom note I just merely wanted to use it as my own page marker, I must say, its truly exquisite the making of this ribbon, iron threaded through so finely yet hard enough not to cut it!
But Kaiba boy one thing you have forgotten, if I want something so bad I will go to any length to get it!
Well almost any lengths there are a few things that I bluntly refuse to do namely the following;
jump off a cliff
murder ((loss of souls don't not count, honestly Kaiba's diary boy, or are you a girl? Who knows maybe he secretly lusts after this diary as opposed to a remotely normal human being))
stop drinking H2O2, I don't want low bleach levels, my hair will turn a disastrous black if I were to stop doing so.
Give up my fortune, that's your job Kaiba boy, not mine.
Feed the fishies. Both meanings.
I'm sure there is plenty more but my new assistant just came up to me with the brightest idea, I'll use a chainsaw to hack off the ribbon!
I must say this new Pablo is quite a good one, although the way he's always there is questionable but its cute how he curls up at my feet!
Oh Pablo?
"ah si master?"
be a good boy and go fetch croquet and ask him to bring me my red wine peroxide would you?
"ah si master!"
and he's still standing there, now isn't that just adorable? I found him at the pound, it was a steal! No really it was.
And he's still standing here, okay so maybe he's no longer adorable, in fact he's anything BUT.
Oh fine I'll just have to buzz croquet for myself, now I know I have it some where, are here it is.
My Slavery control 2000! It's a remote control that has several buttons, attached to each of my slaves if a buzzer and depending on what button I press something different happens to them! Now lets see…. Which one was it…
Why am I asking you diary boy? Its not like you'd know, oh I r3emember! The one with S/D on it!
((insert some singeing))
nope not that one!
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its short, but I figured short but sweet… okay so maybe it wasn't that sweet especially if you know what S/D stands for…
okay its supposed to be singeing, not singing...