Chapter 4 1/2:
What a Kirby Wants
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Since no one cares about the disclaimer, I thought I could place bad jokes here!
Bob: Priests think their so great!
Not Bob: Yeah, they have an ALTER ATTITUDE!
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Kirby rolled over on his side and coughed. He saw the potato-it was charred and burnt. Maybe its power was too much for him, but at least now George was rescued.
Dark Metaknight stood up, wobbled, and straightened again. He coughed and said, "I still have energy left, just enough to destroy you once and for all!" he coughed and hacked again. Kirby got up and asked, "How could you still be alive? You won't back down, will you…" he fell back to the ground, next to George.
The ground and everything around them had been burnt to a crisp by Kirby's last attack, including Dark Metaknight and Kirby. How could he stop him?
Dark Metaknight charged toward Kirby with as much energy as he could, sword ready to strike. George tried to get Kirby out of the way, but Kirby flung the waddle dee off his shoulder. He had an idea.
Kirby reached into his…erm… pocket and pulled out a small pebble he had been saving for this kind of occasion. The Dark Knight drew closer and closer. Kirby inhaled the pebble and became Stone Kirby. Kirby changed into a rock. DM saw where he was going and tried to stop, but he was going too fast! He flew into the rock lying in his path-Trip! Clonk! Bam! Whack! DM tripped fell to the ground, writhing in pain.
"Curse you, Kirby! This is why I consider you a worthy opponent!" Dark Metaknight coughed. "I really didn't do anything." said Kirby. "You're just clumsy."
Metaknight's body began to fade. "Now that my life force is fading, I must tell you a terrible secret." DM whispered. "Oh, goody-goody! I loooove secrets!" Kirby screeched joyfully. "What is it?" Dark Metaknight stared and then continued. Kirby and George listened closely.
"My parents, Jotvail and Hermanda, were both servants to the King of All Darkness, Louvax, or 'The Shadow.' They planned to ambush him in his sleep to save their selves and their family line. With the help of nearly 2,000 Master Swordsmen, they sealed the power of Louvax for 50 years. But now his power has been released again, and to repay the debt, I was forced to be his right-hand man and serve him till I die. You must seal away him forever and make sure he never comes back, before he conquers Earth, and Popstar!" DM was fading away even quicker. "One more thing, my real name is Jeffery!..." Jeffery disappeared.
"Wow, Kirby! Do you know what this means?" asked George. "Yeah, his name was Jeffery! Ha ha! What a dork!"