Chapter 5:
Peanuts!
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Hey, I have another bad joke!
Q: How do Vampires get clean?
A: They take bloodbaths!
Kirby: I don't get it.
CP: What?
In-spur-ay-shun: He's right. That joke makes no sense.
CP: It makes perfect sense! Vampires drink blood, ya know?
Kirby: They still don't bathe in it.
ISAS: Yeah!
CP: Let's just start the stupid chapter!
ISAS and Kirby: Whatever.
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Kirby and George now had the weight of both of their worlds on their shoulders. But mostly Kirby. He would need help- a lot of help- if he ever wanted to put the power of Louvax to rest for good. Kirby and George decided that they would need to add more people to their team. They would need a technology expert, someone who could transform, and someone who actually knew where the King of Darkness was. George had already come up with one candidate-Dertadesti. Dertadesti was a technical genius, who specialized in lasers. He lived in a dense forest southwest of where Kirby and George lived.
"Well," said Kirby, "We should probably leave now."
"Yup, we should."
Then the two friends jumped onto Kirby's warpstar and flew to the jungle right next door to their apartment.
As the two slowly crept through the dense jungle plants, George whispered, "Be careful Kirby, there can be very dangerous creatures living in this place, so be very careful."
"Hey, George!" Kirby screamed from inside a tree. "This cute l'il frog has foam coming out of its mouth and gigantic teeth! I'm gonna touch it!"
"Never mind..." Mumbled George as Kirby was attacked by the poison amphibian. A few minutes later, Kirby shouted out for George again. "HEY GEORGE! Found this brown thingy with little green spots on the ground that looks like a candy bar! Can I eat it?"
"Kirby, wait, no!" protested George. Too late.
Kirby swallowed the crappy little thing and stared. "Aaagh! WHAT THE $#!T WAS THAT! Blaaagh! I'm going to barf! Holy crap! AAAAH!"
George sighed. "I can already tell, it's gonna go on and on like this." ("OOOH! What's this weird thing dangling from the tree? Hey! Ow! Yowch! Watch it! Yipe!)
Several hours later…
"George, I'm tired, can't we stop and rest for a minute?" whined Kirby. "Fine," said George, "Just don't touch anything else!"
George walked over to a small water source and began to drink.
"Okay, George-Hey, what's that…" Kirby spotted a small, human-like figure moving around behind some shrubbery (A/N: Yup. Shrubbery in a jungle.). "George!" yelled Kirby.
"WHATEVER IT IS, DON'T SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE!" screamed George. George waddled over to Kirby.
"George, look behind that plant."
"What?"
"That-that thing."
"What thing?"
"The thing-y thing! Behind the plant!"
"Oooh. I see it now. What is it?" George questioned. "Only one way to find out!" answered Kirby. He swallowed his flaming torch and became burning Kirby-just in case. George stayed behind Kirby with his eyes closed the whole time-just in case.
They crept towards the shadowy figure in the plants… They came closer and closer until-oh, sorry. I left italics on. My bad! Continue.
So anyways, they came closer and closer and closer still, when suddenly, the figure sprang out from the plants and started… wait, hugging Kirby and George?
"Aww, it wasn't an evildoer from another dimension who could shoot lasers from its nose! It's just a little Droppy!" said Kirby. "What's your name?"
"Ooga." Said the Droppy.
"No, your name." said Kirby
"Ooga." It repeated.
"Ok, since you're not responding, I'll just have to give you a name." Kirby said.
"Hmmm… How about… Peanuts! Yeah, Peanuts is a great name for you!"
The Droppy stared.
"Guys, we should get going, we're burning daylight here." George interrupted. Peanuts decided to tag along.
Soon, Kirby heard rumbling. "Guys, did you hear that? It sounded like thunder."
Rumble Rumble Rumble
"There it is again!"
George asked, "What is it?"
RUUUUMBLLLEEEEE
The sky started to darken.
"Oogley!" screeched Peanuts.
"I think this is the work of-" The three saw a blast of lightning strike a tree, which hurdled toward the ground. Hundreds of Flamers and Waddle Doos wandered the ground. A huge thundercloud swooped over the gang, and an eyeball on it opened up!
"Kracko!" George and Kirby yelled. "OOOOOOOGA!" Peanuts screamed.
"Ha ha ha!" Kracko boomed. "I've destroyed most of this forest easily, and now I'm going to destroy YOU!"
He shot a bolt of lightning at the three! "Look out!" Kirby shouted.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Hooray! My longest chapter!
ISAS: Which wasn't that long to begin with…
Hey! You take that back, you, you… GIRL!
KMKZI: What kind of insult is that? I would call her like, a bloobly, slimy baconfoot!
ISAS: I can even think of a better insult than that-and we're insulting me!
Kirby: What about, a crap-headed, piece-o-…
ALRIGHT! We're done with the insults now!
All: M'Kay…