Blood Drips...Again.
By: AmbrLupin
Prologue: What is Blood Drips?
Rated: M (big time)
Summary: Apparently, a few of the 'dead' cast member of Blood Drips are...unsatisfied with the ending of the story, and they decide to rewrite it, better than ever. Beware, good children- Don Knotts is back!
(A Blood Drips on Newsies Square fanfic) charadeath!torture!
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Me: So, what is Blood Drips on Newsies Square? Well, it's a movie of intrigue, of witty comebacks, of horror-
Trey: (Kid Blink) It's a story where I crap myself to death off of ex-lax. Tell em how it really is!
Me: heheh, yeah...Well, the truth is a few of our...ever wonderful newsies got a hold of a video camera during their stay on the Newsies back-lot in Universal Studios. Needless to say...
Ivan: (Dutchy) Needless to say, I was stabbed.
Trey: (Kid Blink) You're kiddin right? I died from EX-LAX!
Max: (Race) Both of you shut up. I fell off a freakin building while looking for a CHAIR.
Me: Aw, but you were so cute while you were hanging there!
Max: (Race) yeah? You think so?
Random person: Ahem...the story...?
Me: Ah! Yes! Anyway, Michael Goorjian, Skittery for those who don't know, apparently ran around with Max, Trey, Ivan, and a few others, filming their own movie on set of Newsies. It is a horror spoof with Don Knotts, played by our very own Mark David (Specs) and his quest to rid the world of Newsies forever. Mainly because Director Kenny Ortega refused to let him be in it. Its very foul-mouthed and dirty, and I do not recommend it if you are easily offended and crap.
Trey: (Kid Blink) yeah, it was pretty fun. Until I DIED!
Michael: (Skittery) I didn't die. -smug look-
Max: (Race) you were...what? Hung, shot, ran over, drug...
Michael: (Skittery) and burned at the stake.
Ivan: (Dutchy) I think they get the idea. Well, that's the story. Come back and read the actual chapter...if you dare.
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I use the real names in this, more than I used the newsies' names, so:
Kid Blink: Trey Parker
Dutchy: Ivan Dudynsky
Skittery: Michael Goorjian
Race: Max Casella
Spot: Gabriel Damon
Mush: Aaron Lohr
Jack: Christian Bale
David: David Moscow
Specs: Mark David
If there is anyone else during the story, ill make sure to add a note!
The actual chapter one will be up as soon as I can finish it! I just wanted to see who out there is interested! Please use that little bottom on the bottom left that says 'submit review' and tell me what you think!
Please!
