Kitty: O….K….. Well. This is a rather weird little idea I've had floating around in my head for a while, so…. I decided to give it a try. Comments and suggestions are VERY welcome. Also, I think I wouldn't mind some requests either. O.o

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Kasumi looked around, seemingly a bit shocked. There was no particular reason she was looking around, other than that it seemed the proper thing to do at the moment; there was nothing but darkness around her. Suddenly, the loud sound of a spotlight turning on was heard and she was blinded by a rather abrupt change in lighting. She covered her eyes, muttering incoherently.

"A-hem." The voice that made this little cough was very business-like. Kasumi could not tell whether it was the voice of a man or a woman. "Let it be recorded that one 'Kasumi' was summoned here on-"

"Um…."

"-September fourth, year two-thousand and five to complete-"

"Hello…?"

"-her assignment given and accepted date September fourth, year one-thousand and ninety-"

"…I didn't sign up for anything…" At this the voice finally paused, and by it's silence Kasumi could tell that its owner was confused.

"What?"

"I didn't sign up for any 'assignment'. Heck, I wasn't even alive then. I'm only fourteen…." The voice gave an embarrassed cough.

"According to our records…" There was a rustle of paper. "You did. Now then, let's get going, shall we."

"Get going whe-" Alas, poor Kasumi did not get to finish this question. The spotlight shut off and she had the sensation of falling very quickly.

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Kasumi awoke to find herself floating in mid-air over a splotch of land in the middle of a large amount of water that she immediately identified as Destiny Island. "Wow…. It looks different from up here…." She stopped as the reality of this hit her. "Wait…. Up here? Oh sn-" Again she felt the uncomfortable sensation of falling very quickly. She landed on the sand very hard, leaving a crater. She sat up, brushing sand off of herself.

"Well, that was exhilarating." She stopped mid-brush. "Wait…. How am I still alive!" Just as she was beginning to panic about this, something hard hit her head. "OW!" She picked it up from where it had bounced off of her head and landed in the sand. It was a clipboard. A rather boring looking clipboard. She blinked, her dark hazel eyes' gaze stopping on a rather boring print on the front of a large packet of papers clipped to the clipboard. It read:

"Mary-Sues, The Destruction of"

The title looked like it had been copied directly off of a library book list. The author's name was below it, but as that name is completely impossible to pronounce, we shall leave it off. Just for convenience. Really. It's not because I'm lazy or anything….

Kasumi stared at the title for a few moments. Then, just out of curiousity, she pulled back the cover page and read;

"Mary-Sues, The Destruction of: Chapter 1; Recognizing Them"

Below that was a list of Mary-Sue characteristics, all next to tiny, official-looking black bullets. The next few chapters, each only a few pages long, were all about Mary-Sues, recognizing them, and instructions on destroying them, but Kasumi did not bother to look. Instead, a yellow sticky note attached to the back of the cover page did. She pulled it off and read it.

"Your assignment is to assist in the destruction of Mary-Sues. You will do so by guiding their targets, 'Sora' and 'Riku', code named 'Sora' and 'Riku', through their respective roles and instructing them on proper removal of Mary-Sues. Please read this entire instruction manual.

Voice,

The Committee for the Destruction of Mary-Sues"

After she read this, all Kasumi could think for a few moments was that it was weird that, though written by hand, this note looked amazingly like it had been typed. The next thought was that Voice was a rather weird name….

"Hey, are you okay?" Kasumi looked up. Sora. Not surprising. He was, after all, the person she was supposed to be helping here. It felt like nothing could surprise her right then. "Hey! Girl!"

"What?" said Kasumi, rather irritated. She was busy thinking this over. How the heck did she get roped into this?

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Kitty: Ah…. This seems a good place to end this chapter. Don't worry, I'll keep writing…. Reviews would be encouraging though. ;;;

Ja