Kitty: Sorry this took so long. O.o

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Sora blinked. "Sorry for breathing…." he said, a bit irritated. Kasumi just stared at him for a few moments before reality sunk in. She was sitting there, looking at one of her very favorite game characters, whom she had been assigned to help. She blinked a few times.

"….Oh… my… GOSH!I've gone CRAZY!" She smacked her head with the clipboard. Sora just watched, looking very confused. After she'd smacked herself a few times, he decided to stop her.

"Hey, you know you really shouldn't-" He reached for her wrist but stopped speaking when his hand went right through it. "…do… that…." He tried again, this time getting her attention. His hand passed right through her again. They both stared. Then, a few moments later, all heck broke loose.

A girl with very unusual colored hair walked up. She had, of course, a perfect figure, physically impossible rainbow colored eyes, and also physically impossible 'natural' neon green hair. The look was complete with incredibly tacky, bright clothes that clashed horribly. The two of them stared at her. "Who the heck're-"

Sora was interrupted by the girl suddenly jumping at him, knocking him over and landing them both on the ground. "Oh Sora, darling, I missed you soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!" Sora blinked and shoved her away, wriggling out of her grasp. He ran over and hid behind a very confused and now standing upright Kasumi.

"Who are you and what do you want!" The girl stared at him for a few seconds before bursting into tears. Kasumi and Sora just stood there, looking very confused. Then, realization dawned on Kasumi's face. This had to be a Mary Sue! As she re-opened the manual and began mentally checking off the number of matching characteristics between this girl and the list of a Mary Sue's, Sora carefully walked out from behind her.

"How could you Sora! And after all we've been through!" She started sobbing again. Sora just kind of stood there, looking uncomfortable. Suddenly she stopped crying and pounced on him again. He let out a surprised squeak and fell over again. Poor boy seemed to be doing that a lot today. "But no matter! We'll be married soon and we'll lbe together and be happy forever and ever and ever and…."

Sora screamed very loudly. "But…. But…. I'm only fourteen! I'M TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED!" he wailed. "I don't even KNOW you!" he said, desperately trying to pry her off of him. Suddenly she stopped squeezing the air out of him and let go. He scrambled up and hid behind Kasumi again. The girl just sat there for a few moments before starting to cry her eyes out again.

"Oh Sora!" she wailed. "You promised you'd never forget meeee!" Sora wisely decided to stay behind Kasumi this time. Kasumi grinned as she finished tallying up the matching characteristics.

"Ahah! Just as I thought. This, my dear boy, is a Mary Sue." Sora looked at her like she was crazy, but deciding she was the lesser of two evils, continued using her as a human shield. The Mary Sue continued to sob as though she hadn't heard a word. Kasumi cleared her throat and began to read the next chapter of the book; "Chapter 2: Basic Mary Sue Removal" This section was very small, but then again…. It was only the 'basics'. All it said was; "Have your bishie smack them until they go away." "Well, that was straightforward. Sora, go smack her." Sora looked up at her again, seriously thinking about the 'lesser of two evils' decision.

"What? But…. I mean…. It's just some girl that probably has mental problems or something…." Kasumi gave him a stern look. He gulped and carefully sidled out from behind her, pulling his wooden sword out of seemingly nowhere. Kasumi wondered how he did that as he advanced on the sobbing Mary Sue. He stopped, the sword raised above her. "But… this doesn't seem right…." The Mary Sue took this chance to pounce again.

"Oh Sora!" She squealed as she tackled him. This time luck was on his side, and he did not fall over. "I knew you wouldn't leave me! I knew you loved me!" She squeezed him so hard he couldn't breathe and was starting to turn slightly blue. Finally giving up, Sora gave her a little tap with his wooden sword and it passed right through her. She disappeared in a cloud of smoke and he fell back, landing very painfully on his butt.

"Ow…. What was that all about?" Sora stood up, rubbing his backside. Kasumi snickered slightly. Her first Mary Sue! It gave her the contented feeling of a job well done. But wait…. 'What about Ri-' A very manly scream broke her train of thought. Whoops. She knew she'd been forgetting something.

"No time to explain! Let's go!" She ran off in the direction the scream had come from, Sora following behind and still looking very confused.

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Kitty: O.o Ok. Well. There you go. Chapter 2.

Ja!