Oh my. I've neglected this, I'm afraid. But I'm back, thanks to Agent 402. Thanks a lot:D Now, to the crazy swirling vortex of insane ideas and Mary-Sues this story is!

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"He's mine!"

"No, he's MINE!"

"WOULD YOU JUST LET GO OF ME!"

"SHUT UP!"

"RAAAH!"

This was about what things sounded like as Kasumi, Sora in tow, stepped out of the door and onto the ledge that was connected to the mini-island by a wooden bridge. "Oh boy…."

"Riku!" Sora cried, worried for his best friend. The silver-haired young man was currently rather distressed himself. Two girls (both with inconveniently long black hair and red eyes) were latched on to either one of his arms and seemed to be having a match of tug-o-war, with Riku as the living (and yelling) rope.

"Sora! Get them OFF OF ME!" Riku yelled at the top of his lungs. A rather amused Tidus watched from a safe distance, Wakka and Selphie next to him. Kasumi could only grin to herself. If they were all going to be this easy to identify, then why was she still carrying her Mary-Sue manual around?

"Yeah Sora, go help him out." she instructed. She smiled contentedly as Sora ran over and smacked one of the girls with his sword… and she didn't disappear. There was silende for just a moment, and then a simultaneous "Uh oh…." from the girl and both her wards.

"RAAAAAH!" The girl let go of Riku's arm and dove at Sora, knocking him over and grabbing his hair firmly with both hands.

"HEY! THAT HURTS! AHHHHH!" shrieked the spiky haired boy as said hair was pulled at viciously. He scrambled to his feet and ran for it, but to no avail. The Mary-Sue chased him relentlessly pulling at his hair mercilessly.

"Um… oopsy?" Kasumi had to admit that she was a least a little amused, even if this did mean that she was currently terrible at her job. She looked over to Riku, who was still trying to pry the other girl off of his arm. "Ah heh heh heh…." She walked over, watching the girl carefully. "Hey, uh, missy, you might wanna let go of hi-"

"YOU GET AWAY FROM MY RIKU!"

"Oh SNAP!"

Kasumi turned and ran for it as the girl roared and charged at her. "A LITTLE HELP HERE?" she screamed over her shoulder at the silver haired boy. It turned out it wasn't necessary; the girl disappeared with a loud 'POOF', and Riku was left waving the dust away from his face and coughing, wooden sword in hand. "Whew…. Thanks buddy. Y'know, you I can work with, but your friend…" She looked down to the shore below where Sora was still running for his life (and hair) with the other Mary Sue close behind, fingers still tangled in his hair. "…not so much. You need to teach him to hit girls on command."

Riku looked at her as if she was insane, which would have been a reasonable assumption in this case. She stared back for a few moments, only blinking when Sora wailed something about 'not being old enough to go bald'. She had a nasty habit of liking to creep people out. "…Okay, better go save him." She was about to go back down the stairs when she paused. Weeell, she had always wondered if she could land well jumping from this height…. Better now than never. She ran to the edge and jumped off with a "BANZAI!" She was about to hit the ground when she… just stopped falling. "Okay, what?" She looked down, confused. She was hovering. Ah.

"Cool, I can totally fly! YES!" One of the other things she'd always wanted to do.

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That's it for now.