FMA Cast Auditions Part Two
director: Okay, who's going to play Lust?
Barbie: Like, I will!
director: Um, you're a retard.
Ken: in a deep manly voice I would be perfect for the part!
Director:Lust is a woman..and you're just..gross.
Envy:I'll do it !
Director: You can't you're already playing yourself!
Envy: walks off and throws a tantrum
Winry: I'll do it I guess, but only if I can hit people with my wrench!
Director: Uh, I don't think that's in the script. Besides, you're short and blonde and Lust is supposed to have boobs as big as her head!
Winry: I'm working on it!
Lust: I think I should play the part.
Director: You're perfect! You look just like Lust!
Lust:Ya know, a lot of people think that . But in reality I'm Lust's evil twin sister.
Director: I thought Lust was Evil!
Lust:Oh...