FMA Cast Auditions part 4
new director: Hello, auditioners! I'm looking forward to a fun day of auditions today!
Everyone else:boooooooooooooooooo!
New director: How's this then? Yo, how you doin'? I hope you's ready to do some actin', dawgs!
Everyone else: booooooooooooooooooooo!
Real director: Get out of here! shoots daggers from eyes at imposter
imposter director: BYE!
Real director: And now we shall continue auditions. Today we will try for the part of Roy Mustang. silences Envy with a glare We all know who wants the part, even though he already has his own part, for heaven's sake. Who else?
Lust: My twin stole my part, so I want this one!
Director: Oh, come on! Roy is a man, and you are a ... umm, do homonculi have genders? Anyway, you definitely don't look like a man.
Lust: So? The only requirements are to be hot and stuck on yourself. I'm not sure about the second one, but noone's hotter than me.
Director: point taken. Next!
Lust walks off in a huff.
Hughes: I can play the part!
Director: Um, Roy doesn't have glasses. You do. Next!
Hughes: I know when I'm beaten. Hey do you wanna see a picture of my baby girl? Isn't she so cute?
Director: I don't know why I didn't leave you to my colleague. Will someone come forward, please?
Roy: walking down a red carpet with "I'm too sexy" playing in the background I believe I'm supposed to come to an audition? Come on, let's make it snappy! I've got a lunch planned with Orlando Bloom in half an hour.
Director: Exactly! This guy knows exactly what I'm looking for. You could be big, whoever you are.
Roy: Um, hello? Roy Mustang? I am big, you bozo!
Director: Now that that's over with, let's break for lunch! turns off microphone That gives me exactly an hour to drown myself in ramen.
To be continued...
note: this chapter was written by my friend jrlibrarian. The next chapter will be by me. So..yeah.