Yea new chapter and the only reason I'm updating this weekend is because it's my sister's birthday yea cake XD
Matt: I don't like Sakura because I believe 1. To many people write about her and naruto 2. She reminds me of preps I'm one of the rocker/punks in my school so yea 3. I believe she's a royal bitch.
Chapter 16 wow that's weird my sis is turning 16 today XD
"what!" screamed Temari when she heard the news 'but naruto-kun is mine' then Hinata did something no one thought she would do she jumped up and cheered "YEA, YEA, YEA I'm going to be Naruto-kun's wife!" cheered Hinata "umm yea along with about five other women" murmured Neji "what?" Asked Hinata with a little anger in he voice "remember Naruto-san has to have a harem" said Neji a little afraid of a pissed Hinata. At that you could see Temari's face visibly lighten up "well its been nice, but I think I'll call it a night Itachi-sensei, Temari lets go. See you later Hinata-chan." Said Naruto as he walked out of the Hyuuga compound 'man this is going to be hectic' Naruto thought as he walked with Temari holding his arm in a death grip.
The next day
"So sensei what are we doing today" asked Naruto "we're going to have a day off because tomorrow we have to leave to Oni village remember all work and no play makes jack a dull boy" said Itachi as he sat under a tree and went to sleep.
"Ok, Hey Temari-chan what to go into town with me" asked Naruto "sorry Naruto-kun but I need to go meet with my brother to talk to him about the Chunin exams" answered Temari "Ok while I'll see you later I need to restock on some weapons.
Fast forward to Naruto in Konoha.
Naruto stood in front of Heiki shop "well I heard this was the best weapon's shop in town" said Naruto out loud as he walked in to the shop "Oh hey Tenten how are you today" said Naruto "um fine do I know you" said a confused Tenten "yea it's me Naruto" said Naruto (he wore his regular jumpsuit when he went to train with lee and Gai) "Naruto!" screamed Tenten 'wow he looks hot' "yea hey do you know if you guys sell exotic weapons" asked Naruto "umm yea there in the back Naruto-ku Naruto" 'man why did I almost say kun' thought a confused Tenten. "Ok thanks" said Naruto as he walked to the back.
'Hmm now what should I get' "hey brat get that" said Kyuubi. 'What' asked a confused Naruto "get those metal claws they might come in handy" said Kyuubi as Naruto picked them up. 'are you serious' "yes now get them brat I have claws I can show you haw to use them better then some sword and not to many people use them so there's not to many ways to defend against them." Said kyuubi 'if you say so' with that thought Naruto grabbed the claws which the claws are steel gauntlets with curved knives on the tip of each finger. Then Naruto put them on 'um Kyuubi how am I going to do hand seals with these on' asked Naruto "that is where the main training will come in at you see your going to have to train moving your fingers in them, but don't worry with me in you. You adapt easier so it should take you about a day or so to get use to them enough to use hand seals comfortably." 'Ok now why didn't you help me with the weight training' thought an angry Naruto "because it was fun to watch you suffer" snickered Kyuubi 'twisted bastard ' thought Naruto "and proud of it now let by those and go to an empty training ground."
"I'll by these" said Naruto as he set the claws onto the counter. "Ok Naruto-kun I-I mean Naruto" 'ah there I go again' thought an agitated Tenten "uh sorry that will be 400" (I have no clue how much it would cost so lets say 400 American money) "um ok here well I have to go train see you later Tenten" Naruto said "wait my shift is over can I go with you I might be able to help" said Tenten right before he walked out the door. "Uh I guess it would be good to have a sparing partner" said Naruto.
About 3 hours later
Naruto had Tenten pined to the ground with out a shirt on (to put it bluntly it had to many cuts so he just ripped it off and he took off the cape earlier) "looks like I win" "yes you did Naruto-kun do you want your reward" (Tenten has long given up trying to stop the kun suffix) Naruto had a confused face "what reward" asked Naruto "this" and with that she grabbed the back of his head and forced him into a deep and passionate kiss 'wow just how I thought it would be like, no this is better' thought Tenten as she ran her hands down the rock hard mussels on his chest at the feeling of his mussels Tenten moaned.
"TENTEN" they heard a person scream and stopped right away when Naruto got up he saw Neji at the edge of the training ground with the Byakugan on.
"Oh shit!" yelled Naruto as he got up and went into his fighting stance in front of Tenten. "Calm down Neji it's not what it looks like" Naruto tried to convince Neji. "No I know exactly what it looks like you and that-that SLUT were making out!" screamed Neji as he attacked "don't you dare call Ten-chan(its easier to type) a slut you asshole" and with that they met. "Take this DEMON!" and he started his attack "Divine Sixty-Four Strikes!" and with that he started his attack "2 strikes, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64!" and after that Naruto went flying through about three trees and fell unconscious. "Now its your turn you slut 2-!" he just froze as a giant wave of killer intent went his way and a blur of red flew right in front of him. And there stood a demonic looking Naruto.
"Now will you look at that I'm free again." Said 'Naruto'to a very scared Neji "you shoul-should be –be unconscious of even dead" stuttered Neji. "Ha, a mere human knocking out the demon of Konoha that will be the day!" laughed 'Naruto' as he wrapped Neji up with one of his two tails and threw him into a tree then 'Naruto' turned to Tenten. "Don't worry Naruto is unconscious so I took over for him to protect you, are you ok" said 'Naruto' Tenten nodded weakly and said "if your not Naruto-kun then who are you" "(sigh) Naruto's going to kill me for telling you but there's no avoiding it I'm the Kyuubi the fourth could not kill me so he sealed me into an unfortunate child which was Naruto. He is not a demon or me despite popular belief so please don't hate him like everyone else he has been through all the levels of hell and back so please do not fear him. Just think of me as his defense mechanism I come out when he is in need. I do not have any control over him right now and for the past few days he's had on a powerful genjutsu that covers his true form would you like to see it?" asked Kyuubi and with another nod he turned off the jutsu to revile a Naruto with a cracked seal over his stomach, ears, and taller "well here he is what do you think." "I think you're a freak!" yelled a Neji as he came out of the forest "but now you're a dead freak" as he charged he was stopped by a pain in his head he felt as though his head was spiting open and out of the forest walked a very pissed Hiashi with his hands in a seal.
"That will be enough Neji you have crossed the rules of the treaty, Naruto-san are you alright" and with that Naruto slowly faded back to what he usually looks like just with the ears and everything. "Yes thank you Hiashi" said Naruto as he fell to his knees and Tenten quickly hugged him and cried on his shoulder "what will happen to Neji Hiashi?" asked Naruto as he stood up and picked up Tenten "well he broke the laws set by the treaty so it's either parole or death it's your chose" said Hiashi as he stopped using the seal "please let him just have the parole" said Naruto "as you wish" and with that Naruto walked out of the training ground.
"Naruto-kun" asked Tenten as she was being carried "yes" said Naruto as he shifted her as to not cut her with his claws. "Could I stay with you tonight I think I'll feel safer" she asked and Naruto just nodded as he took to the trees.
End
Ha Tenten was the first to kiss Naruto MUHAHAHAHAHA.