Hello once again, and here's the second installment of the FullMetal Cookie series, FullMetal Milk. Well, before I get too into saying junk, here's the fic!
"Hey Ed!" shouted the leader of the OU, Selena. She, like the entire group of nutcases, was holding her Giant Cookies up high. "We were hoping to borrow some milk!"
Ed just stared as all of the nutcases filed in. "Hey! You guys are missing someone! That nut, Cassie, right?"
"She left a while ago to search for a magic well leading to the feudal era of Japan," explained Tiffany's intelligent llama, Bob. "I tried to tell her that there was no demon named Inuyasha, but she just wouldn't listen to reason."
"How dare you say such sacrilege!" Andrea shouted. "Inuyasha is SO real!"
"Just as real as Rachel's Squall," coughed the llama.
"Take a look at this!" Rachel said, yanking out pictures of an Anime Con. "See? Here's a picture of me hugging Squall with an Inuyasha in the background!"
Al looked that the picture. "Uh... These are people dressed up. You can tell by the wigs."
Tiffany shook her head. "Just give us the milk for our giant cookies."
Winry gawked around at the group of people who had escaped asylums for so long. "Edward, who are these people?"
"Just some psychotic people who stole the Giant Cookie from Lust when we were hunting it down," said Ed calmly. "Let's just give them some milk to eat their cookies so they'll leave."
The entire OU cheered. Effie was grinning too. "If you have mustard too..."
"Mustard?" Winry repeated, blankly. "Why would you want that...?"
"She has a thing for that tangy yellow condiment," stated Ryu calmly. He turned to his mustard obsessed friend. "I don't think they have any mustard. Don't you have your own?"
Effie pulled out a mammoth-sized bottle. "Of course!"
Everyone sat down at the table, their giant cookies taking up most of the available space. Ed went to get the milk, but then... "WHAT THE! DAMN IT!" He came back, carrying a milk jug transmuted to have his little speaker thing in the one episode where a train they were on was hijacked on the top to the milk wasn't as easily spilled. "All of the milk's gone, and those Homunculus left a note! It says they stole our milk!"
Winry's eyes went to dots like when something unbelievably stupid happens. "Why would they want milk...? I thought they were trying to take over the world or something..."
"The hell should I know? They said they'd give it back if we handed over our giant cookies! Like hell I will! We'll have to steal it back!" Ed laughed maniacally.
"Yes! I have the perfect plan to do so!" Chris pulled out yet another schematic from his shoe, and it was even bigger than the last one he had. "We'll need to find some of the flying hamsters in chef hats that cook sausage, though!"
Andrea bopped him on the head. "We don't have time to find your make-believe hamsters!"
"There are NOT made up! I saw one with my own eyes when we were coming here!" Chris snapped back.
"I think you need your eyes checked," mumbled Ed sarcastically.
"Brother, why don't we just by some more milk?" asked Al, trying to avoid having to go on some godforsaken quest once again. "I mean, it's just milk..."
"We can't because it's the logical thing to do," said Bob, "and my owner and her friends are against anything that's logical. They'd rather go with what makes no sense whatsoever, as you already know."
Donut and Firefox were ignoring the conversation, since they had root beer. Periodically switching from chugging root beer and then eating a donut, they could hardly have cared less about the pilfered milk.
"Come on! Donut, we need your C4 making skills, and Firefox's obsession with making light sabers!" Selena called.
They nodded to each other at the idea of being able to blow things up and quickly followed the group on their adventure. They had left their cookies behind for Winry to keep an eye on, so that they wouldn't be stolen once again. How could they be so sure? Well, Ed told Winry that Lust had said her automail sucked.
Well, what do you think? I worked hard on this chapter. Anywho, until next time, don't perform Alchemy to make giant cookies and don't steal people's milk! Lol.