FMA Cast Auditions Part 5
director:Okay, today we will be having auditions for the part of Maes Hughes! Is everyone ready?
Everyone:No!
director:Is everyone pumped?
Everyone:NO!
director:Does everyone have clean underwear on?
Ed:Nope!
Director:Alrighty then,let's get started!
Goku(from Saiyuki not DBZ): How 'bout I play Hughes?
Director:Well,erm..aren't you a little young?
Goku: hmph! When you look at it that way,aren't you a little OLD!
Director:Well,I never!
Hakkai:Now,Now,that was rude.Goku,appologize.
Goku: wails Do I have to?
Gojyo:YES! Hurry up,I think I saw a cute blonde over there..
Goku: mumbles Sorry,mister director..asshole..something
director: Good enough!
Sanzo:Come on then,let's go already!
Goku: sigh I thought I'd be perfect for the part..
Sanzo: Well, you're certainly obnoxious enough.
Goku: Hey!
Director:ANYWAY,on with the auditions
Jack Sparrow: I think I'LL take the part!
Director: NO WAY!
Jack: Why not?
Director: Because,you'd steal the show!The star is supposed to be Edward ,you know!
Jack: Well,let's put it this way:Give me a part, because I'm not leaving until I get one!
Director: big, heaving sigh Fine.You can be the random bystander in scene 12
Jack: What?
Director: Take it or leave it.
Jack: This is an outrage! You'll never work in this town again! walks off in a huff
Will Turner: Sorry about him,he hasn't had his midmorning green tea yet.
Jack: shouts over his shoulder Will, hurry up! And where's my tea?
Will: Coming!
Director: Heh,someone sure has you wrapped around his finger.
Will:You don't know the half of it.
Jack: Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill,get over here now!
Will:I'm coming, keep your shorts on!
Jack: If you insist.
Director: Great..it's almost the end of the chapter, and we STILL haven't found anyone to play Hughes.I guess that means only one thing...I'll have to play the part!
Everyone: Are you Kidding me?
Director:Mwahahahahahahahahaha! I am not the TRUE director,I am... changes to true form
Everyone: Gasp
Director:...Envy!
Real Director: What do you think you're doing here?
Envy: Hahahahahaha!Now I'm going to play Hughes and there's nothing you can do about it!
Director:But,what about the scene where Envy kills Hughes?How are you going to pull that one off?
Envy:Er...well,I didn't want to play Hughes ANYWAY! runs off and cries
Director:Arggghhh! Who is going to play Hughes?
Orochimaru: I'll do it!
Director: Lord,help us.
Author's Note: Well, there you have it! Yayness, I finally got the next chappie posted! Btw, this isn't my firsy story.My first story is called A Disturbing Romance(in the Yugioh sec.).Please read it! It's funny!(I think..)Anyway, please review and tell me what you thought!Also I'm still taking character suggestions,so throw 'em out there people(not literally 'tho ducks the flying suggestions ).