Ok just letting u know this is my first fic so don't get mad at me if it's bad also

I don't know if navi is a boy or a girl so I choose boy if u know let me know so I can edit it

I don't know if ill make this a sequel just depends

and im a bad writer and im a kid so don't get mad if I can't write good like sentences I don't know how to make em

enjoy this first part

The story begins here in the Kokri Forest where Link wakes up after navi wakes up from a coma from hitting his head on the fence Link says "Who the hell are you" Navi says "I'm ur fairy" Link plays along and heads out side where Saria comes by

Link asks Saria "is Mido pulling a prank on me because I have no fairy" Saria is clueless as well Navi who also has amnesia says "I think we got to go to the Great Deku Tree but im not sure".

Link is was still playing along with this thinking that someone was pranking him he headed over to the Great Deku Tree when Mido stops him insults him then spits on his shoe Link smashes midos head in the wall takes the sword and shield on his back. Navi surprised that the person distend to save hyrule is this stupid while Navi is still trying to get his memory back they head over to the Great Deku Tree. Navi says "Great Deku Tree im back with this idiot" Link says "im not an idiot" Great Deku Tree says "my children stop fighting" Great Deku Tree says "now Link I'm slowly dying" Link says "did u eat the chili mido made" suddenly a pie hits Link in the back of the head Mido says "it slipped".

Link stabs mido in the chest and goes back to the Great Deku Tree and he says "Link will u enter me and kill a demon that is causing me to die" Great Deku Tree looking ill while speaking "sure I will enter" Link says the Great Deku Tree sucks Link in his mouth and Link grabs on to Navi's wing causing it to rip off Navi says "U ASSHOLE" Link says "why?" Navi says "u ripped off my wing" Link says "well here it is" Navi replies "great…." Navi grabs Link's shield and hits him in the head with it until he has brain damage. Link who is now wondering who he is heads forward closer in the deku tree Link notices a web on the floor he grabs his lighter and burns it stupidly he forgot to run out of the way he falls into the water and he also forgot how to swim. Navi who is right next to him doesn't bother to help Link panics onto a platform a treasure chest falls on Navi Link says "that's what u get for not helping me" Navi is crushed so he cant answer Link opens the chest trying to weigh it down he finds a fairy slingshot Link says "you couldn't get up from this" Navi says "im a fairy not superman idiot" they both carry on and head into the closest door. When the enter the room they find a bunch of bats Link says "Oh crud IM GUNNA GET MY BLOOD SUCKED" all of a sudden one of the bats turned into Dracula surprisingly Link survived because Dracula filled up on Navi.

After words they went too another door this time they fell into a pit and Link peed his pants the deku shrubs guarding the gate laughed to death and opened the door Link and Navi went in Link wondering these things who he was what was he doing who was this fairy and what the hell is he doing here after that he asked "what do I do here?" all of a sudden gohma fell from the sky and Link grabbed his sword and cut of gohma eye and left also he found some cigarettes in the corner so he took em.

Once they were out of the deku tree he died before they could talk to him so Link climbed up his branches and got the kokri stone also he wrote on him Link was here suckers.

Yes I gave Link a lighter SO WHAT FOOL well I write some more chapters depending on the reviews if this

Bombs ill write a new fic well cya PEACE

Troy says "well that went better than I thought"

Ganondorf says "when is it my turn to appear"

Troy says "SHUT UP they might notice something fishy"

Link says "maybe cus we are covered in fish"

Troy says "TWIST"