This is a story that is kind of a joke. My friend Panda- chan and me made in up. So please I hope you like it. I should warn you it might be funny. Oh, I forgot to tell you that it a Fruits Baskets story.

'Thoughts'

(A/N: Author's notes)

"Talking"

(A/N: I don't own fruits baskets! I swear!

Sex life

By: Karessa and Panda- chan

It was a beautiful morning for the Sohma's house hold and for Shigure. He walked out of his writing room and into the kitchen. Tohru was making breakfast while Kyo and Yuki were having a staring contest with each other.

Shigure sighed. 'Something's missing?' thought Shigure sadly. "I need a better sex life," said Shigure out loud. Everyone stared at him scared and disgusted. 'I know I'll call Hatori!' thought Shigure walking to the phone. He dialed Hatori's number and after two rings heard, "Hello, Shigure" from Hatori.

Shigure smiled. "Hey Hatori I was wondering if I could come over for an appointment?" asked Shigure curiously.

"Let's see…NO!" yelled Hatori.

"But, why not," asked Shigure.

"No!" yelled Hatori.

"But?"

"No!"

"But?"

"The answered is NO!" yelled Hatori.

"But I need a better sex life," said Shigure child like. On the other line Shigure could hear a big bam. Just then Shigure heard another voice.

"Hatori are you okay?" asked the other voice.

"NO!" yelled Hatori. The other voice picked up the phone.

"Hello, Shigure?" said the other voice.

"Aya, is that you?" asked Shigure.

"Why hello Aya how have you been?" asked Shigure again.

"Oh I'm fine, just staying with Hatori" said Ayame.

"Ayame give me the phone!" yelled Hatori.

"Fine…"

"I set an appointment for you today," said Hatori.

"Haraay!" said Shigure, "Goodbye then." With that Shigure hung up.

So Shigure got ready to go to the main house. Once there Hatori gave Shigure a case of pills then told Shigure to leave.

THE NEXT DAY

Hatori called the Sohma's house and Yuki picked up the phone. Hatori said," How's Shigure doing?"

"Okay," said Yuki.

"Can you tell me hoe the progress is working out?" asked Hatori.

"Well, if you want to know the truth. Kagura's dead. Tohru's pregnant, and my butt hurts," Yuki pause then continued, "Now he's outside on the roof saying, 'Here kitty, kitty, kitty.'"

"Uhh…" was all Hatori could say.

Just then Ayame came running and yelled,"My turn!"

THE END

Karessa: I hope you like it!

Panda- chan: Yup! Yup!