Disclaimer: I do not owe Ouran High School Host Club so do not sue me.
Notes: Story is based on Tamaki's crazy proclaimed family with a temporary twist of my own. I present the cast takes a deep bow:
Tamaki – Father
Kyouya – Mother
Hikaru/ Kaoru – Twins/ Brothers/ Son
Haruhi – Daughter,
Mori – Family Dog,
Honey – Family Cat
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A single meow got her attention.
Haruhi stop dead in her tracks. Slowly her eyes shifted to her right side. A huge cardboard box, it's height to Haruhi's chin, stood by a lamppost. Another meow is heard, Haruhi could see some pink flowers spinning in excitement.
The girl turn her head straight ahead and brusquely ignore the box. The pink flowers jumped up in shock and floated downwards weakly. Suddenly, there was a continuous loud shrill meowing.
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MMMEEEEEOOOOOWWWWEEEE
Haruhi shut her ears in shocked, her confused face cover in cold sweat. Finally she give in and walk briskly to the box. She tiptoed and peer into the box.
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"Ne ne Okasan I'm hungry" Tamaki lies on the living room floor, whining.
"Haruhi should be coming home soon very soon, Otousan. Please endure till then." Kyouya continued to be engross in his newspaper
"Ha, Yes! My most beautiful daughter, Haruhi! In a very few moments I will be able to eat Haruhi's handmade dinner, fill full with L.O.V.E! In fact, it is also Father's wish to be see her wearing this lovely apron!" Tamaki presented a white lacy short apron proudly, while sparkles and roses appears in his background.
"Dirty old man." A chorus of voice rang out.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Tamaki spun around in rage.
Hikaru and Kaoru were watching TV.
"We're not talking about you, King." Hikaru answer.
"We're talking about the character in TV, King," Kaoru add in with perfect harmony.
The television screen show the father character imagining a girl in a white lacy short apron with sparkles and rose in the background, eerie similar to the setting as Tamaki a while ago. Tamaki's mouth opens wide in shock.
The twins drape their arms over Tamaki's shoulder and sneer, "Why are you so sensitive? Could you be thinking of dirty thoughts?"
Tamaki's eyes burst in flames, "No I am NOT! Besides, you should call me Father! Okasan! The twins are begin rude! Ground them! Don't give them dinner!" The twins continue to taunt the lord with chorus of "Dirty old man! Dirty old man!"
The main door click open and Haruhi voice call out from the hallway, "I'm home!"
"Haruhi! My dearest daugh ... ther?" Tamaki bounced towards the doorway happily but skid to a stop in surprise.
A HUGE man, 1.93m to be precise, is wearing a brown furry dog suit and a blue bowtie around his neck, follow Haruhi into the living room. His expression is straight, almost bland as he stared at the strange group in front of him. Another smaller cheerful young boy in a furry cream cat suit with a bell and red ribbon tied around his neck and pink flowers adorning his face is hanging onto the giant's shoulder.
"Tamaki sempai, could we please keep these pets please?"
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Author's thoughts: Well, I sort of have this inspiration for this fic after reading the halloween arc in the manga. Hope you guys enjoy it! reviews or critics are welcome.