Hello everyone! I find it amusing when fellow fanfic writers have ask the characters to say the disclaimer. So I'm going to do the same. Presenting my most favourite pairing Haruhi X Mori!
Mori: ...
Haruhi: Why do we have to do this anyway?
Tareginda: If you please, Kyouya-kun.
Kyouya: If you say the disclaimer, I deduct 5 from your debts.
Haruhi! well, ono... Ouran High School Host Club does not belong to tareginda, please go easy on her.
Mori-sempai: Ah.
Kyouko: scribbles in his organizer
Tareginda: Well done, Haru-chan, Mori-kun! Here's chapter 2 to "A strange Addition to a Strange Family"
"Tamaki sempai, could we please keep these pets please?"
Tamaki's head lowered, his bangs shadow his expressive eyes. His jaws tighten as he clenched his fist. He starts to mumble something incoherently. The twins got curious and stood beside the prince. Slightly bending, Hikaru and Kaoru edge closer to Tamaki 's face.
"Did he just say ..." Hikaru asked.
"Unforgiving?" Kaoru finish up his twin's sentence.
"YES! UNFORGIVIABLE UNFORGIVIABLE UNFORGIVIAAABBBLLLEEE!" The twins just barley avoid Tamaki as he dash forward to clasp Haruhi's face firmly. "Why didn't you call me Father? Didn't you know how much it hurt Father? How could you bear to hurt your loving Father?"
Haruhi's eyes have this faraway look as if her soul has travel to a distant galaxy. "Please stop this sexual harassment already, Sempai." She calmly replies.
"!" Within a split second, Tamaki let go of Haruhi and face the dark corner with his knees drawn close to his chest. Dark aura surrounds him as depression lines covered his back. The others ignore him though.
"I'm Hunny, but you can call me Honey!" With a mightly leap, Honey jump onto his best friend's back. "And this is Takashi!" He smiles brightly.
"Is it allright if they move in with us?" Haruhi ask meekly.
"I don't see why not." Kyouya whips out a calculator and starts to calculate. "Honey sempai has quite a fine reputation among the female customers baseand we need a saner character - the wild type." He pushes the glasses upwards as to emphasis the point.
A small sweatdrop slide from Haruhi's face. "Right..."
"Looking cute Honey sempai, here's a candy for you!" Hikaru grin as Honey accept the sweet with an ecstatic "yeah!"
"Hikaru... Could you be ... preferred to be with the pets then with me?" Kaoru chew on his fingernail, his eyes downcrescent.
Without any hesitation, Hikaru's left hand circle around Kaoru's waist and pull him close. Kaoru let a small gasp as Hikaru's right hand cups his twin's chin.
"How could you ever think that way, Kaoru?" Hikaru ask almost in fierce accusation.
"That's because you're looking at him with the same loving graze you look upon me last night in bed..." Kaoru almost sob, as he refused to look at Hikaru with his teary gaze.
Gently Hikaru pull Kaoru's face to meet face to face. Hikaru's eyes also start to tear with sadness, "Do not ever think that way, Kaoru! A friendly pet affection cannot be compared to our strong bonds of brotherly love!"
"Hikaru... I'm so sorry! I will not be suspicious of you ever again!" Kaoru tighten his grip on his twin's designer Tshirt.
"I'm sorry that I made you so sad, Kaoru!" Hikaru gently caress Kaoru's hair.
"Hikaru!"
"Kaoru!"
The twins start to embrace each other tightly, with sparkles and white rose appearing at their background. Meanwhile Kyouya is busy taking pictures of the twins, while Haruhi is playing with the pets. They didn't realize a volcanic is about to erupt soon...
"Mori sempai, shake hand please." Haruhi smiled.
Mori look at Haruhi's slender hand for a moment before he raises a furry paw.
With a single leap, Tamaki rush over and place his hand onto Haruhi open palm. With his free hand, he pull Haruhi close to his body. "Haruhi, are you hurt? Did the rabid dog bite you? Who is the fool who let these animals in?" The King angrily bark.
Haruhi raised a finger, "That would be me." much to Tamaki's shock.
Mori look away from the others with the same bland expression but depression lines appearing on his forehead. "Rabid dog..."
"Cheer up! I'm sure Tama-chan didn't mean any harm!" Honey tries to cheer Mori up with his stuffed toy rabbit. Meanwhile a battle is raging.
"What do you mean we won't keep the pets?" Haruhi angrily asked. The twins slide into position to Haruhi's side. "Yeah, yeah! Okasan have agreed to keep them!" They punch their fist in the air in agreement.
Tamaki stab his finger at Haruhi's direction, an impressive structure, "Under my house, I am the head of the family, therefore I am the King! My words are law and no one is to disagree with it!"
"We disagree." was the immediate reply by the twins. Tamaki took a step back in shock, and was immediate overwhelm by an evil aura emit by a certain bespectacled mother.
"Are you saying my opinion does not matter in this family, hmmm? Otousan?" Kyouya push his glasses up, his face darken.
"Eek!" Tamaki took another step back in fear.
"Why are you always like that...?" Haruhi quietly say. Tamaki turn his head to face his proclaim daughter. "Haruhi?" He asks in concern.
"... If you're going to be so rude, I'm going to ignore you for the rest of my life!" Haruhi angry stated.
For a moment, Tamaki stood and look at Haruhi blankly. Tears started to overflow from Tamaki's eyes, scaring Haruhi to bits.
"Haruhi is stupid!" Tamaki wails as he runs out of the house with his hand covering his face.
"Wa... wait a minute!" Haruhi call out, but Tamaki slam the door so hard, a painting on the wall tilted sideways.
"Wh... what should we do now?" Haruhi ask, wondering what she has gotten herself into now.
"You should make dinner now, it's almost dinner time." Kyouko suggested.
"Yeah, we're hungry!" The twins chime in unison.
Honey hugs his toy bunny and asks, "Will there be any cake?"
Mori hold a furry paw to his stomach, as if to show he's hungry too.
Sweatdrops form on Haurhi's head, "You guys don't seem to care about Tamaki Sempai at all..."