Disclaimer: I own none of this. Just the idea.
'Can we have a dog?'
'No.'
'For my birthday?'
'No.'
'For Christmas?'
'No.'
'Both Together?'
'No.'
'Two Christmases and birthdays?'
'No.'
'Three?'
'No.'
'Please?'
'No.'
'Pretty please?'
'No.'
'Pretty please with ice cream on top?'
'No.'
'Pretty please with ice cream and a cherry and a years worth of chores on top?'
'Do you want a smack?'
'No.'
'Well shut up then.'
'… Can Sirius come to stay?'
