Chapter 12
Damsel in Distress
Hello Hello Hello. It is me once again J. It's midnight and I am writing. I'm such a night hawk. I'm warning you now that this is suuuch a corny cornball chapter. But I mean, every story needs some lovey dovey moments right? Anyways thanks for reading everyone and especially for the comments! I loooooooove comments. And I'm sure you do too. Oh and by the way sound effects will be in these little square things alrighty?
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Here's a recap
With the wind came Kagome's scent. Inuyasha's eyes bolted open as he sprinted off in the direction of her scent. Even though he was running against the wind he was running faster than he ever had before. He felt full of energy as if electricity was running through his body. As Inuyasha ran closer he could smell something else; Kagome's blood!
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Kagome was feeling dizzy, her vision was blurry, but she stood her ground. "Don't you jump," said Kouga, "You won't survive it." Kagome turned to face Kouga then fell to her knees; if this kept up she would pass out. 'What attacks to I know? None. That damn Inuyasha didn't teach me what to do without a weapon! What have I seen him do before?' An idea suddenly sprung into Kagome's head, she looked down at her claws. "What are you smirking about?" asked Kouga with his arms crossed. Kagome used her nail to make a small incision in her arm, blood started oozing from the wound. Kouga's eyes widened, "What are you doing?" Kagome looked up at him, her eyes flashed black, "BLADES OF BLOOD!" Kouga quickly dodged the attack, but Kagome still managed to nip him in the side.
'She's just ahead of me!' thought Inuyasha. The wind was now blazing by Inuyasha as he weaved through the trees. As Inuyasha inhaled he smelt something familiar; Kouga's blood! Just then Inuyasha arrived at the base of the cliff. Inuyasha bolted up the side of the mountain, 'I'm coming Kagome, hang on!'
"Shit," yelled Kouga, 'I can smell that dog boy coming!'
Kagome was getting very, very tired now, her head was spinning, and she wanted to give into her fatigue. Kouga quickly picked her up and slung her over his shoulder. Kagome's heart sank now, there was no hope; Inuyasha would not come. Kouga was looking around franticly for an escape route. Kagome looked up at the stars as though they would give her an answer, a liquid crystal slid down her face. Just as her eyelids were about to close, a gust of wind blew past her, carrying a familiar scent. 'Could it be?' thought Kagome, her eyes opening wide. Her heart gave a jolt as she heard his voice, "Kagome hang on!" More tears started pouring out of Kagome's eyes, "Inuyaaasha!" Kagome suddenly felt more powerful, she slashed Kouga across the back. Kouga immediately let go of her; dropping her off the cliff.
"Shit!" gasped Inuyasha as he scrambled to the edge of the cliff. Kouga's eyes were wide too, this isn't what he intended. Inuyasha's heart stopped, his breath stopped, he was watching her drop further and further. Kouga squeezed his eyes shut; he couldn't bear to watch it.
"Holy shit!" shrieked Inuyasha. Kouga hesitantly opened his eyes and looked down. Kagome was hovering! Inuyasha took a swipe at Kouga then scaled down the side of the cliff. "Kagome!" yelled Inuyasha as he drew closer. He walked up to her hovering body, she was floating at about three meters above the ground. Her face looked peaceful, and her hair was floating around her head like a halo. Inuyasha took her in his arms and held her close. "I'm sorry Kagome I won't let this happen again," he said in barely a whisper. Kagome's eyelids slowly opened over her bright blue eyes, "I'm so happy you came for me." Then she dozed off again, Inuyasha held her tighter and carried her off bridal style.
For the past few hours Miroku and Sango had been wandering around the campsite. Shippo had gotten bored and had fallen asleep on his little sleeping bag.
The two were wandering together, when suddenly… pat, pat … Wham! … Crash!
"Honestly lady Sango why do you always..?"
"Go away!" shrieked Sango who was now a deep shade of red.
"Buuut," started Miroku.
"Fine then I'll leave," said Sango as she marched back off to the campsite.
'Sango's so gruuumpy!' thought Miroku, 'Honestly, I know she loves it!' Then suddenly, as Miroku approached a clearing, he heard the prettiest song voice that he had ever heard. He quickened his pace then crouched behind a bush, there were two celestial maidens bathing in the river! Miroku leaned in to get a closer look when… Snap He cracked a twig under his foot. The two celestial maidens stopped singing and looked up from the river. "Shit, shit, shit," mumbled Miroku as he tried to creep away.
"Why are you leaving?" asked one of the women.
Miroku poked his head out of the bush, "Well, I mean if you want me to stay…"
The three maidens giggled.
"So what are you lovely ladies doing here in the woods at this time?"
One of the women blushed and replied, "Looking for willing young men."
'Wait, this is such a deja-vu,' thought Miroku, 'Oh well,'
Meanwhile Sango had marched around the same shrub twenty two times already. 'That Miroku! Honestly, why does he always… Grrrrrrrr…But I do… Sort of like him. What am I saying? Miroku? He would never like me back. I mean, he's always chasing other women around,' thought Sango. She then sat down at the base of a tree and looked up at the stars, 'Would he ever like me? Should I go tell him?'
Meaaaanwhile Miroku was having the time of his life.
"Wow, you're such an impressive guy," said one of the maidens as she pulled him into the water.
"Well I know," said Miroku, "I mean, defeating five of the most powerful demons around, single handedly, that's tough stuff,"
One of the women blushed, "Well can I – Could I maybe – Would you allow me to give you a massage?"
Miroku grinned mischievously, "Sure,"
While one gave him a massage another came up to him, "What's a big strong man doing out here anyways?"
"You know, I'm out here to conquer evil… All that stuff."
"That's so impressive," said the maiden as she leaned closer to him.
Miroku's grin now faded and his conscience kicked in, 'But lady Sango… I really think that I like her. Should I really be doing this? Can I give all of this up for her?'
"What are you looking all worried for?" asked the maiden as she leaned in close enough to kiss him, "You don't like me?"
"MIROKU YOU ASSHOLE!" shrieked Sango, "THOSE ARE DESGARES!" Miroku looked up, sure enough there was Sango looking furious as ever. "Des-what?" said Miroku before getting lunged at by one of the maidens. The maidens had suddenly turned into monsters with ugly scaly skin and long greasy green hair. "Shit!" said Miroku as he scrambled out of the water. The monsters kept trying to get a hit at him, Miroku was dodging them. "By the way if one of them manages to bite you you'll be cursed," said Sango from aside. "What kind of curse?" said Miroku as he scrambled behind a rock. "Your, well your, trouser snake will fall off," said Sango as she checked her nails. Miroku's eyes were now the size of dinner plates! "HELP ME SAAANGO!" screamed Miroku in a high pitched voice. Sango smiled, "They lure in young men, they were created by someone… I forget who. But they were created to teach lecherous men a lesson." Miroku was now backed up against a rock and was fending off the vicious maidens by flailing his legs at them, he looked as if he was on the verge of tears. "SANGO HEEELP ME!" squealed Miroku. Sango sighed and replied in an evil bitter tone, "Why would I help a lecherous man when he has a lesson to learn?" Miroku was now very scared for his … errr… man part, "Please Sango I wasn't going to do anything!" Sango rolled her eyes, "As if! I know you! "Well then you should know that I like you more than any other girl!" panted Miroku as he kicked a monster straight in the face. Sango's heart skipped a beat, "Fine I'll get rid of them." She fumbled around with her belt and pulled out a small pouch. She grabbed some powder in her hand and threw it at the maidens. "Demons be gone!" she said lazily. The maidens hissed and ran away. Miroku looked at Sango and smiled, he ran over to her and wrapped his arms around her, "How can I repay you!" Sango blushed and rolled her eyes, "You can stop being such a lecher!" Miroku grinned and grabbed her butt, "Never!" Sango tried to slap him, but Miroku caught her hand, "I know you love it." Sango was now scarlet colored. "And I know I love you" said Miroku as he leaned in and kissed her.
Lalalala
Kagome stirred, she lazily blinked her eyes open. 'Where am I?' she thought. Her surroundings soon became clear. She was snuggled up in Inuyasha's arms on a thick tree branch. (A/N: There's a picture of this on deviantart and I used that idea… Because honestly isn't that the cutest thing? Mmmhmn?) Kagome closed her eyes and savored the moment. She decided that she didn't care whether or not she had ever been with Kouga; she knew that it was Inuyasha that she wanted.
Wowowowow. That was such a mushy mushball chapter… well I did warn you! I'm pretty proud of myself considering that I'm in a "boys suck" kinda mood right now. But honestly, I think this chapter was really fun to write. Please tell me what you thought!
Lotssss of lurvey durveyness from Limeyy xxoo
P.S. You know the title? I really think Miroku fits it better than Kagome right?
P.S.S. The next chapter's called 'A Meeting With Totosai'