A/N: In the last chapter for some odd reason every time I tried to write iPod it'd change it to bipod. Sorry about that! (Stupid computer) I want to kill it…
Disclaimer: I do not own Eragon or any of the characters, or the forever 21 shirt FLY LIKE A PONY. (You'll see) Nor do I own Christina Aguilera's song Ain't No Other Man.
I was so bored. I had already done everything the room had to offer. Which took about 5 minutes. The room was small, plain, and wasn't really occupied by anything of real interest to me. So until Tyler awoke I stared out the window, looking at nothing in particular.
What will he think when he finds out? I've never told anyone before. I know that my mother…
I stopped when I heard that Tyler had woke.
"Hey TyTy," I whispered next to him.
Tyler grunted in anger at me, he hated it when I called him TyTy, he always said it was a baby name. So naturally, I always called him it. I was bored. No, I was dying of boredom.
I couldn't wait until Eragon came back. I had to tell him. But, I can't. He's such a good person. Shouldn't he still care about me even though…well I don't have to say it. It's my secret anyway. I already know it. Not like I have to admit it to myself.
(A/N: MUAHAHAHAHAH! Don't you guys hate me? MUAHAHAHAHAH! Coughs. Sorry about that.)
Tyler, reluctantly of course, got up out of the chair, "I'm bored."
"Let's do something," I was so tired of just sitting here.
"How about…20 questions?" Tyler looked at me.
"No. That's even more boring. How about…truth or dare?" I smiled evilly, Tyler grimaced.
"Oh no."
"Oh yes," I wondered if Tyler could see the evil glint in my eye.
"Fine. But I get to go first. Truth or dare?"
"Dare," I said confidently.
"I dare you to, open the window and scream 'My name is Caden and I think Eragon Shadeslayer is the hottest guy in the world' as loud as you can," Now Tyler had the evil glint in his eye. And it scared me.
I opened the window and screamed as loud as I possibly could, "My name is Caden and I think Eragon Shadeslayer is the hottest guy in the world!" My faced looked like a rather large cherry, but that was the least of the mortification. Eragon and Arya appeared to have heard me, along with the rest of the Varden, and the two came bursting into the room.
"Areyoualright?Weheardyouscreamsomething.Wecouldn'thearwhatthough!" Eragon said in one breath
(A/N: It says Are you alright? We heard you scream something. We couldn't hear what though!)
"Yeah fine. It was a dare," I glared angrily at Tyler.
"What are you two doing?" Eragon asked, the tension easing.
"Playing truth or dare," Tyler answered before I could even open my mouth.
"What's that?" Arya was obviously confused, and I guessed Eragon was as well.
"It's a game where you ask someone either truth or dare. If you pick truth, someone may ask you any question you want and they have to give you an honest answer. If you pick dare, they can tell you to do anything and you have to do it. Like I had to scream something out the window, because Tyler dared me to," I was still pissed off at Tyler for that dare, "And whoever you pick gets to go next. Get it?"
"Yeah," came both answers.
"Alright, my turn. Eragon truth or dare?"
"Dare," he voice sounded stronger than usual, like he had more confidence than he usually did.
"I dare you to.. Uh.. Switch shirts with a person of your choice," Eragon looked at Arya's small leather shirt. NO! he thought to himself. I noticed him look at my shirt, his eyes lingering on the words that were written across the top of the shirt, (which said 'Fly Like A…' and had a picture of a flying my little pony.) then changed his glance to Tyler's shirt, a black shirt with a burning town in the background with a man walking away, it had the word 'Thursday' written across it.
"Tyler," Eragon took off his shirt and threw it at Tyler, (I drooled a little bit at his well sculpted abs, but hey, who wouldn't) who did the same. Eragon's shirt was a little big on Tyler, Eragon's was the opposite.
"Ok. My turn," the dark-eyed boy surveyed the room, "Tyler. Truth or Dare?"
"Truth," Tyler usually didn't pick dare anyway.
"So you have any romantic interest in Caden?"
"NO!" Tyler screamed. I looked away in anger and in sorrow, I didn't like Tyler, but I at least thought he would not be so mean about it. Tyler turned to me, "Caden I'm sorry."
"It's fine," though it was obvious it wasn't. Tyler brushed it off and went on.
"Okay, Caden. Truth or dare?"
First he makes me mad then he asks me. This game is pissing me off, "Dare."
"I dare you to sing Ain't No Other Man. By Christina Aguilera," Tyler took out his iPod and blasted the new song.
"Fine. I stood up and got ready for the song.
Do your thang honey!
I could feel it
from the start,
Couldn't stand to be apart.
Something about you
caught my eye,
Something moved me deep inside!
Don't know what
you did boy but
You had it and I've been hooked ever since.
I
told my mother, my brother, my sister and my friend
I told the
others, my lovers, from past and present tense.
Every time I see
you everything starts making sense.
Do your thang honey!
Ain't no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't
no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're
the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got soul, you got
class.
You got style with your bad a-- - oh yeah!
Ain't no
other man its true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you.
Do your thang honey!
Never thought I'd be all right. No, no,
no!
Till you came and changed my life. Yeah, yeah, yeah!
What
was cloudy now is clear! Yeah, yeah!
You're the light that I
needed.
You got what I want boy, and I want it!
So keep on
givin' it up!
Tell your mother, your brother, your sister, and
your friend.
And the others, your lovers, better not be present
tense.
Cause I want everyone to know that you are mine and no one
else's!
Oooooooo, oh!
Ain't no other man, can stand up
next to you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you
do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue
moon.
You got soul, you got class.
You got style your bad a-- -
oh yeah!
Ain't no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't no
other man but you.
Break it down now!
Ain't no other,
ain't, ain't no other! (other)
Ain't no other, ain't, ain't no
other LOVER!
Ain't no other, I, I, I need no other!
Ain't no
other man but you!
Ohhhh!
You are there when I'm a
mess
Talk me down from every ledge
Give me strength, boy you're
the best
You're the only one who's ever passed every test
Ain't
no other man, can stand up next to you
Ain't no other man on the
planet does what you do
(what you do).
You're the kinda guy, a
girl finds in a blue moon.
(You're the kinda guy, a girl finds
oooo yeahh)
You got soul, you got class.
You got style your bad
a-- - oh yeah!
Ain't no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't
no other man but you.
And now I'm tellin' you, so ain't no other man but you.
Ain't no other man, can stand up next to
you
Ain't no other man on the planet does what you do
(what you
do).
You're the kinda guy, a girl finds in a blue moon.
You got
soul, you got class.
You got style your bad a-- - oh yeah!
Ain't
no other man it's true - all right -
Ain't no other man but you
I sat back down to be stared at by everyone else.
"Woah," Eragon said. I guess I was bad.
"You were so amazing," Tyler screamed in excitement.
"Nice," the elf princess said in anger. What was up with her?
A/N: Well how did you like it? Well it was longer:D but only because of the lyrics. But I love this song. Please don't yell at me for the song. I like it, so there!
