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I was bored so I wrote something random. I think Ichigo and Rukia are sorta OOC. Sorry if this story sucks, I wanted to write something.
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The sun was shining and the birds were singing when Ichigo was doing his math homework……….
Until………………
"Hey Ichigo! Whatcha doing!" called an all-too-cheerful tone.
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"Nothing Rukia. Just math homework!" Ichigo managed to reply while gritting his teeth in frustration.
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"Hey Ichigo! Can I ask you a question?"
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"Yea whatever..shoot," Ichigo mumbled.
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"Well..." Rukia hesitated.
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"Yes?" Ichigo raised an eyebrow in frustration.
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Rukia took a deep breath….and then…"DO YOU USE TEN BOTTLES OF HAIR GEL EVERYDAY!"
"W-What!" Ichigo stuttered unintelligently.
"I mean…I know that your hair is naturally orange, but is the spikyness natural too?" Rukia's eyes sparkled with curiosity.
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"Rukia……," Ichigo sighed, "if the color of my hair is natural, what makes you think the spikes aren't natural?"
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"Sooo…" drawled Rukia, "does that mean you use ten bottles of hair gel everyday?"
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"RUKIA!" Ichigo yelled, "OF COURSE NOT! Why THE HELL would I waste MY MONEY on some STUPID hair gel!"
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"Oh…."
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After a few moments of silence Ichigo finally calmed down.
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"By the way, what the heck are ya eating, Rukia?" asked Ichigo.
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"These er…sour cream and onion chippy things that I found in the cabinet! They're really good!" Rukia chirped, momentarily forgetting Ichigo's outburst.
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"Chips eh?"
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"Yep!"
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"Say Rukia…..can I have some?"
"What! No way! These are mine!" Rukia stuck her tongue out at Ichigo.
"Fine..geez…whatever,' Ichigo muttered darkly.
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S I L E N C E………. A N D T H E N
"Hey Rukia…" Ichigo began.
"What?"
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"Your hair's so wavy… and organized…."
"So?" Rukia responded.
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"I was wondering……" Ichigo drawled, "Do YOU use ten bottles of hair gel everyday to get it that way? Cuz I can't see it being like that without you using hair gel."
"WHAT! Of course NOT!"
Rukia glared.
Ichigo glared back.
"Whatever…" Ichigo walked away.
"Humph! Whatever…." Rukia walked away, too.
As they both trailed away, each of them had the same thoughts in their head.
"What a liar!"
OWARI
Sorry for the bad story. I think it's pretty bad. sigh…Oh well. --;