Title:
Chuck Norris Pyjamas
Author: sparkin
Rating:
G
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Genre:
Drabble
Word Count: 100
Disclaimer: Not
mine, I own nothing, etc.
Chuck Norris
Pyjamas
Lex walked into his bedroom and
stopped short.
"Clark?
"Yes?"
"What the hell are you wearing?"
"Chuck Norris pyjamas."
"I can see that. Perhaps the more pertinent question is why are you wearing them?"
Clark gave a sheepish grin. "I got an email full of Chuck Norris jokes and one of the jokes said 'Superman wears a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.' Then I saw these in the mall and I just had to make it true."
Lex just rolled his eyes. "You have a very strange sense of humour, Clark."
"But you love me anyway."
"Very true."