Disclaimer. (Forgot this in the last chapter) Don't own Doctor Who cause if I did Rose and the Doctor would be getting together. BBC own Doctor Who, I don't even own the prank idea's as they have been generated by my bizarre brain.

Chapter 2.

The Doctor ambled into the console room the following morning keen to get started on another adventure. His attention was caught however by a piece of paper on the floor of his normally clean ship. The Doctor frowned lightly at the paper before picking it up. Thinking back to last night the Doctor remembered that Mickey had been the last to exit the console room. Curiosity getting the better of him, the Time Lord opened the paper and began to read. What he read however was enough to make all of the colour drain from his face. The love letter for it was apparent that was what it was read as follows.

Oh my dear Doctor. Not a moment passes when I do not long for your lips upon mine. To be held in your tight embrace and have you whisper sweet nothings into my waiting ear. I know you must be worried as to how Rose will react to our relationship, I can reassure you now. We are no longer together my dear Doctor. What Rose and I had is nothing in comparison to my feelings for you. So do not fret my dear Doctor for we are free to be together.

The Doctor felt physically ill at this but forced himself to read on, only to regret that decision after reading further.

I shall say no more at present my dear Doctor, for I wish to make my feelings much plainer in person. I shall end saying only this. That even if we are not together, we will never truly be apart.

All my love

Mickey. XXX

Rose had been watching from the doorway in silent hysterics at the Doctors face. It was classic, he had gone pale, to slightly green and back to pale in the space of that short letter. Hearing Mickey making his way down the long corridor behind her, Rose quickly adopted an expressionless look before making her way into the room.

"Cup of tea doctor?" Rose called as she made her way to the kitchen.

"What, oh yes please" The Doctor replied faintly. Rose smirked slightly as she saw Mickey enter the room but quickly went back to acting nonchalant in case the Doctor saw her and suspected something.

Mickey not one to pass up a drink he didn't have to get himself quickly piped up that he wanted one too. The Doctor looked at Mickey like he had just announced he was going to join a nudist colony. Mickey noticed this but shrugged it off as he walked with Rose to the kitchen.

After making the tea. Rose asked Mickey to take the Doctor's to him. Mickey walked up to the Doctor, touched his arm lightly and gave him the cup. The Doctor upon seeing it was Mickey yelped and jumped about a foot in the air. This caused the tea to spill over Mickey. Quickly taking his top off to minimize the scalding, Mickey reached toward the Doctor to collect the cup from him. At which point the Doctor took off to hide around the other side of the console.

And so for the next ten minutes Rose was treated to the Doctor's shouts of 'get away from me' whilst running around and around the console to get away from a still topless Mickey who followed him whilst trying to find out what was wrong. Rose simply sat there drinking her tea.