Disclaimer : I don't own Harry Potter, I'm merely playing with J.K.Rowling's characters…
'MALFOY, YOU GIT!'
'Oh, Weasley, just SHUT UP!'
'I should shut up? You got us into this mess! Did you think is was funny to lock me in a broom closet?'
'Yes, I did! Besides it's not only my fault! Peeves pushed me in too!'
'Well, that certainly easies the situation! I don't believe you! You stupid, insufferable, arrogant jerky Slytherin!'
'Well, you're no better, weasel!'
'Shut up, ferret face!'
'Oh, you're lucky I don't have my wand!'
'Oh, really? What would you do? Ask daddy for help?'
'Shut up, weasel!'
'As you wish, ferret!'
'…'
'…'
'The monkey got the weasel, la la la la la la la la la , the weasel la la la'
'Argh, Malfoy, just shut up !'
(Malfoy still sings)
'SHUT UP!'
'La la la la la la la la-ouch! Okay, no need to get so harsh! Ouch, that punch hurt!'
'Serves you right! You sing terribly!'
'…'
'Insufferable git!'
'Oh, I am? Then what are you-you Gryffindor?'
'Oh, smart come-back, jerk-ass!'
'But a very handsome jerk…'
'Ha! As if!'
'Now, you listen here, weasel –'
'Shut! I hear something'
'…'
'…'
'Someone's trying to unlock the door…'
'HELP1 I'M HERE WITH STUPID GIT MALFOY!'
'Ginny?'
'Harry? Oh thank God! That abominable ferret face is here with me! Please open the door FAST or I'm gonna puke!'
'Weasel, please lower your voice! My ears are ringing!'
'Humpf'
'…'
'…'
'…'
'Oh, Harry, thanks! I really thought I would be stuck with Malfoy for hours…'
'I don't think so! We could hear you screaming all the way to the Great Hall.'
'Then why didn't you come sooner?'
'You kidding? And let Malfoy get away without so much as a scratch? I knew you'd drive him mad…'
'I never thought I'd say this, Potter, but thanks. I owe you one.'
Not the best I've written so far, but please still review…I had the urge to write a Draco and Ginny fanfic… Review
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