Author's Note: Here's chapter two! Sorry about the wait...I was having computer problems. I noticed in the mean time, that this isn't really about spring break. And it doesn't focus on Sasuke like I thought it would. Hm. Sorry about that, but I can't wait to post the next chapter. Hahaha... It's awkward. Onto Chapter Two!

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Naruto's unmistakably loud voice traveled to Sasuke's ears from the doorway. He winced, knowing what was coming next.

"Some of the guys agreed on letting me stay with you! Can I?" No answer.

"Thanks! Aww! Breakfast? I missed it, didn't I?" He bounded into the large room and helped himself to whatever was left over from five minutes ago.

"You said you were staying longer. Why are you here?" Sauske's cold eyes bore down on Naruto, who didn't seem to notice the death stare. He shrugged. "It got boring..." "You were only gone for three days!" Sasuke was beginning to lose his temper.

"I know. But I thought you'd be missing me. And I was right! It's boring without me here! Aren't you glad I'm back now! Huh? Huh? Aren't you? Huh?" Sasuke's eyes narrowed as he tried to ignore his teammate.

"Huh Sasuke? Huh? Hmmmm? Sasuke?"

I can't let him stay in my room! He's so annoying! "Huh, huh? Huuuhhhh?" I'll completely lose it if I have to endure his loud mouth every minute of the day!

"Sasuke, Hellloooo? Are you listening? I said didn't you miss me? Huh? Did ya did ya did ya?"

Wonder who I can dump him on for the remainder of the break... "Huh? Hey! Sasuke!"

C'mon think! There has to be someone foolish enough to dorm with him!

"Hey Uchiha! Didn't you? Hmm?"

"ACK! I can't take you! NO I didn't miss you! No one did! We were all glad you were gone! You're insanely ANNOYING!"

Sasuke ran from the dining area at full speed. The only way I'll survive is to isolate myself from him... Everyone if I have to!

"Wow. He has lost it. In a way I pity him... My absence sure has turned this building into a looney bin." Naruto thought outloud to no one in particular. Grabbing his bags he followed Sasuke to his room.

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"Lee! Hey Lee! Get off! We need to use the Xbox 360!" A few guys started to kick the shivering ninja. He was curled up in the fetal position and rocked back and forth, muttering nonsense to himself.

"What's with him?" Becoming extremely impatient, they bent down and lifted Lee off of the game consul and pried the controller from his hands. Next they dragged him away to the other side of the arcade...FAR away from the rest of the group.

His wide eyes stared at the wall where one or two posters hung.

A shadow crept up and slid over Lee's immobile body. "How was it?" "No...no...no more aliens...no more...no...more..."

Gaara's psychotic eyes stared down at the helpless feeble heap. "Pull yourself together. You know how sorry you look? Pitiful. Disgraceful. Weak. It was just a game." "A...a game?" Gaara rolled his eyes.

Lee picked himself up and gave an unsure laugh. "Haha. Right. A game..." He gave Gaara an admiring look. "Thank you Gaara! You're so brave!"

He crawled over and latched himself onto one of Gaara's legs. "Hey! What the...Get off me." Gaara thrashed out and threw Lee off.

Without a backwards glance, he stormed out of the room. Apparently Gaara was disappointed that Lee wasn't ruined for life.

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"Sasuke? Hey! Open up! Is it always this hard to get in? You should really have the screen checked out..." Sasuke was holding the screen to his dorm room closed shut. Naruto persistently knocked and ripped at the wood frame.

I can't keep this up all night. There has to be...Ha! There is someone... But would he be dense enough to stay in his room?

BANG

I have no other option. Sasuke quickly pulled open the door, catching Naruto off guard. "Whoa!" He fell in front of Sasuke's feet.

"Ha! I got it open afterall!" Trying to remain pleasant, Sasuke managed a tight grin. "Hey Naruto, I've got a better idea about where you should stay."

"Really?"

He nodded. There was no turning back now. "You and I always hang around each other so why don't you stay with someone else?" Naruto's water blue eyes looked troubled. "What do you mean?"

"I think that you should room with someone else. You may learn a new trick or two." Sasuke was hopeful for a moment. Naruto looked as though he was actually considering the idea. "Yeah. But I already have my own tricks. Hahaha..."

Oh great. He's going back... "But I know for a fact that Lee missed you. He'd be really disappointed if you stayed here." "Right..." Sasuke nodded. "He cried every night you were away. Looked pretty pathetic."

"Hmm... Ya. He's weird like that. I'd rather stay with you Sasuke. Somethin' about Lee...I dunno. Freaks me out..." Damn! He actually tuned into Lee's odd ways!

"Really? No...Not Lee. He just gets excited, that's all." Hmph. I wish that was true. There was silence between the two.

"Wellllll...I guess." Naruto picked up his numerous luggage and headed down the hall towards the room Sasuke pointed at.

"Hey! This is pretty far away! What you trying to say Sasuke? That you don't want me around? Hahahaha...just jokin'!"

Haha. That was close. Well, he's not my problem anymore.

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Rock Lee went around the dormitory looking for the runaway ninja from Suna.

"Gaara wait for me!" A few paces from Lee, Gaara hid behind a tall column. The vegetable colored clothing was unmistakeable from where he was standing. As soon as Lee passed, Gaara turned and slowly walked the other way.

Maybe too slow. Lee turned and saw his crush.

"There you are Gaara! I've been looking for you! Come back to my dorm...I've got something I want to show you." Shocked that Lee was quick enough to notice, Gaara disappeared in a rush of sand.

"Awww..." Still determined, he looked all around for any sign of the redhead. "Hehe. I'll get you next time Gaara!" And he ran off, thinking the whole cat and mouse chase was a form of flirting.

Damn it. I can't take him anymore. He's such a pain in the ass. I have to ensure that there won't be a next time...

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Author's Note: What do you think so far? I know it's weird. And it won't be getting any saner!