Author's Note: Haha! My favorite chapter! Well, here you go... I hope you like it just as much as I do. This is where the whole story takes a turn for the worst. Poor, poor Gaara. : ( What are we waiting for? Onto the chapter!

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Lee entered his dorm room, worn out from chasing after Gaara all day. Though little did he know that he was not alone.

As soon as he entered, there was no mistaking it. Naruto was kneeling down on the side of Lee's bed... next to...

My Shrines! Lee raced over and pulled Naruto up by the back of his shirt. "What are you doing!" Naruto shook what appeared to be dolls of a few other guys menacingly.

"Me? What are you doing with these?" Snatching them away with a gasp, Lee tossed Naruto aside and began to kiss and check over each puppet.

"My poor, poor figures! Did he hurt you?" "Figures? Hmph. They looked like dolls to me. By the way, can I have this one? It reminds me of...well...me!" An orange dressed doll flopped backwards in Naruto's fist.

"NO! Give me that!" Lee raced over and stole the "figure." Naruto watched dumbfounded as he then ran back behind his bed and neatly arranged them. The table the three figures were on was crowded with many pictures of the matching boys.

"You're a freak, you know that right?" Red, Lee turned around slowly. "And you are in my personal space...What are you doing here?"

Dumping out his suitcase on the bed next to Lee's, Naruto rolled his eyes. "Sasuke wouldn't let me stay with him, so he told me to dorm with you." "Sasuke recommended me?"

What's with this guy? He knows he's a guy, right? "Um. Sure." Lee clapped his hands foolishly and pranced around the room. "He likes me! Oh my kami! I knew it!"

"What's wrong with you? Did you forget to take a prescription or something? Must be a pretty strong one..." Putting his hands on his hips, Lee pouted. "No. I do not require a medication of any sort."

"That's good." Naruto tried to calm the homo down, concerned of what he was capable of in such a mental state.

"Yes. I suppose it is. Are you going to get washed?" Naruto turned slightly. "Yeah. Why?" "Oh no reason..." Lee hopped down to the shrines again and grabbed a Poloroid camera. "What's that for?" The only reply he recieved was a sharp wink. "No reason..."

Before Naruto could interoggate him further, he bounded out of the room and headed towards the bathroom. Okay. I guess I'll just use the one on the other side of the building.

Grabbing his clothes before his new roommate returned, Naruto dashed out of the room.

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On the other side of the building

Gaara walked down the halls with his own roommate's shampoo and body scrub that had been "mysteriously" missing for the past month or so.

Suddenly out of nowhere, Naruto flew past him and into the bathroom. Gaara carefully walked up to the door and heard it lock. Calm down... Just explain to him that he's messing up my whole schedule and possibly the whole rest of the week.

"Naruto..." "What do you want?" Gaara's eyes narrowed at the disrespectful answer. "You just returned, so I wouldn't expect you to know this but... From 7:05 to 7:36 this room belongs to me." "So what?" Gaara heard Naruto turn on the water. If he was naked already, he did not want to break in.

"Naruto. Get out. Now." "No! I'm having a little roommate trouble in my own neck of the woods so I have no choice." Now Gaara's patience had run out entirely.

"I don't give a shit about your personal life Naruto! Get out of my bathroom!"

"NO! Now go away before I have to come out!" Wait a minute, I don't want to come out...

"Nevermind! Go before I take control of this bathroom permanently! What was it? 7:05 to 7:37?"

"36." Gaara hissed and turned stubbornly, heading to the other bathroom.

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Hehehehe. All set! Ooo! I hear someone... He'll never see this coming. Lee bent down and remained well hidden as Gaara entered. "Damn blonde. Such a pain."

Gaara! Oh geeze! What luck! Lee watched as Gaara carefully peeled off his clothes and set them aside. The pervert's eyes widened as Gaara stepped inside the shower.

He let Gaara get completely wet before he picked up his camera. (Over the months, Lee found that this made it harder for the unknowing victim to pursue. Besides, he liked the wet look.)

Okay! Time to get some new photos for my wall... Lee nodded in agreement with...himself and moved to the curtain.

He stuck the piece of plastic between the curtain and wall and aimed it at Gaara.

"What the..." Before he could grasp what was about to happen, the camera flashed 1...2...3...4 times.

"CAMERA!"

"Uh oh! Time to go!" With a low final shot, Lee headed for the door.

"LEE!" Wiping his eyes, Gaara stumbled out of the shower and grabbed his towel. Swiftly wrapping it around his waist, Gaara followed.

Laughing happily (it was always one of Lee's dreams to get chased by a naked guy) he ran down the twisting halls, hoping to corner Gaara inside his dorm room.

"I'm gonna KILL you!" Camera clicks and angered screams filled the floor. A few guys stuck their heads out of their rooms to see what was going on. And the strangest sight met their eyes...

Lee was running backwards and taking picture after picture of Gaara. Gaara was pursuing (and catching up) in just a bath towel and dripped with suds.

"Hey! I know that scent! You stole my soap!" Choji called after the ninja.

"Ahahahaha!" Lee continued running. Woo hoo! I'm so proud that I went for the 65 motion film reel instead of my normal 50!

"Get back here you jerk!" Gaara reached out and grabbed Lee's ankle, bringing him down in the middle of the hall. The onlookers ran over to watch Gaara beat the crap out off Lee who was still flashing the camera.

"YOU GAY RETARD!" The two rolled around on the rug as the others yelled out "encouraging" words and placed bets on them.

"200 yen that Gaara's next punch'll make Lee bleed!" "I'll take that! Double that for his towel falls off next roll!" "Ha! You're on!"

Pictures flew everywhere and flashes blinded. "ACK! GET OFF!" Lee had grabbed onto Gaara with his legs and stuck the camera in his face.

"Wait Gaara! I just want one good nude shot!" "KAMI NO!" "Owwww!" Gaara's fist pummeled into Lee's stomach and he struggled to get up.

Adjusting his towel, Gaara prepared to give Lee an internal bleeding sized beating. Prepared, until he was picked up by...

Master Gai.

His swift entrance surprised all the bystanders who quickly fled the scene, leaving Gaara alone with two chaotic lunatics. He froze. Anger and fear tangled inside him.

Don't touch me...let me go. "What's going on here you two?" Lee looked up at his favorite teacher with sad eyes, blood flowed from a large gash above his cheek bone. Neither one said anything.

"I won't have bullying Gaara. You know that..." Gaara's eyes widened as Gai addressed him instead of Lee.

Grrr. I hate brown nosers. It just had to be Gai...Didn't it? Of course he'll side with Lee. He won't even confiscate that piece of crap. He glared down at the camera still resting in the ninja's hand.

"Now Gaara...I suggest you come with me. Lee, you too." Oh shit no... Not both of them. What does he want now? He better not try to rape me. Fidgeting in Gai's grasp, Gaara pulled up his towel. This just caused the older jonin's hands to move lower down his waist.

"Can I at least finish my shower?" Gaara snarled and stopped moving abruptly after realizing there was no escape. Gai thought for a while and Lee shook his head "no" violently. "Wellll...I don't think I can trust you to do that. You may attack Lee again..."

"In the nude? You think I like to run around in just my skin? I'm not a nudist." Gai shrugged. "I may have to find someone to supervise you." Lee's expression changed dramatically and waved his hand in the air.

This is not happening. It's an open invitation for gays!

"Here Lee. Take Gaara to the bathroom and make sure he gets cleaned up..." Gai dropped Gaara and spanked him before sending the two away. Gaara scrambled up and ran towards the bathroom.

"I'll be watching you Gaara!" Gai smiled and winked at the runaway.

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Gaara shivered as Gai's words played over and over in his mind.

"So Gaara, how about that picture? Just one...Please?" He remained silent and Lee continued nagging him.

Stopping in front of the bathroom door, Gaara turned and gave him a suspicious smile. "Sure thing Lee."

"What? Really!" Smiling wider, Gaara nodded. Asshole. He'll believe anything...

Lee moved forward and Gaara's hands moved down to the towel. "I can't believe you're actually letting me take one!"

And yet, you do. "Hey, I have a better idea. Why don't we go into the bathroom."

It was like a dream come true for Lee. He skipped into the room and Gaara followed after looking up and down the hall. No witnesses. Good.

"Okay. How about you stand right there, Lee..." "Right here?" "Yeah. There. Ready?" He nodded in anticipation. Again Gaara reached down. But instead of pulling off the towel, he pulled the bath mat from beneath Lee's feet.

The bowl cut kid smashed his head on the side of the tub. Not letting him have a chance to get up, Gaara jumped on top off Lee and grabbed the camera. Pictures spilled out left and right.

After smacking the camera on top of Lee's head again and again and again, Gaara brought it down on the porcelain tiles. Lee didn't seem to notice, afterall, that tends to happen when you get a concussion.

"Ha! Here you go Lee. I hope you got some good shots..." He picked up the limp body and tossed it out of the room, along with the broken camera pieces.

Finally... Now where was I? Gaara locked the door and hopped back into the shower.

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