Author's Note: This is a pretty long chapter, sorry ; ) What happened to the 65 pictures taken the previous night? And isn't it about time Sasuke was added in again? Hehehe... the chapter will reveal all! Onto the next one!

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Again, Sasuke was woken up by loud pounding outside his door. "You've got to be kidding me..." He grumbled and got to his feet. Opening the door, he was startled by Naruto's face.

"MORNING SASUKE!" Sasuke jumped back. "What are you doing?" "Hehehe. Nothing really. Look what I found!" Sasuke caught a heavy envelope. He opened it up and took out numerous photos of...

"Gaara?" "Hahahaha! Ya I know! I found them all over the hallway this morning!" Sasuke stuck his head out. "So you're taping them to the walls?" "Sure, why not! He was a real jerk last night...So it's just my way of getting revenge. Hahahaha!"

"Who took all these? They're really bad... Whoa! Did not need to see this one." "Let me see! Let me see!" Naruto grabbed the picture. "HAHA! I know exactly where to put this one!"

Before Sasuke could protest (though I doubt he would), Naruto ran down the hall and to the main staircase.

"Whatever." Sasuke went back in and got dressed, only to reappear a second later and head down to the dining room.

It was unnerving to go down the halls. Every six feet there was a nearly nude picture of Gaara.

How long will it take him to find out who did this? Hey. It's Lee. What's he doing over here? And why's he holding a smashed up camera. Hmph. Looks like Gaara already got to the photographer.

Without a backward glance at the immobile figure, Sasuke continued down the "Gallery of Gaara."

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It was apparent that everyone had noticed Naruto's early morning trickery. Naruto stood in the middle of a large circle, beaming proudly at all the attention he was receiving.

"Hey Choji. Where's Gaara?" Sasuke stood next to the moody ninja. "HMPH! He's barricaded himself in my room that's where he is! He's been in there all morning with all his gaming junk! I have no clue how to get him out." Sasuke smirked, wishing he could do the same.

"So he doesn't know about all this I take it?" Choji frowned. "Ya. He knows. Everyone knows. That's what got him into his state of pity! He saw this nude picture posted on the screen and well... Got mad. Ooo! Pop tarts!" Choji left Sasuke and ran to the kitchen.

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Down the hall, Lee was slowly regaining consciousness. "Wha...Wha happened? Oof! My head... Gaara! Where'd he go!" He staggered up and looked around.

"What are these? My...MY PICTURES! Oh no! They're everywhere! Everyone had the same idea! They're supposed to be just mine!" Lee ran around snatching pictures off the wall, shouting out threats to the person who was responsible for this.

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Naruto headed to his dorm room, still beaming when he ran into his roommate. "Gotta get them! Gotta get all 65 gorgeous pictures!"

"Hey! What do you think you're doing with those! Put 'em back!" Lee looked up, his eyes blazed with anger. "NO! They're mine! All mine! I bought the film and took every flesh exposing picture, so I get to do what I want with them!"

Naruto frowned, "Well I found them! You didn't exactly claim them, so they're mine now! Finders keepers...DUH!" He pointed at himself.

"NEVER!" Lee raced down the halls, ripping pictures off the wall. Naruto followed.

"STOP IT! HEY! CUT IT OUT!" "Nononononono! They're MINE! All MINE!" The chase continued for half the floor...

Until Lee saw it.

"Holy moly! I must have it..." "No Lee! WAIT! Stop! Not that one! That's the key to my revenge!"

Beginning to drool, Lee slowly approached the photo. "How did I get this lucky! It's a FULL body shot..." "NO LEE!" Before his outstretched hand could grab the picture, he was tackled to the ground.

"Stop! What's...your...PROBLEM!" "I HAVE to have it!" Lee bit viscously into Naruto's hand. "ARGH!" He fell off Lee and nursed the bite mark.

"Ahahaha! I have it now! Come here you hot thing!" Lee ran up to the door but before he could get a good hold on it, the screen flew open. Gaara's wild stare fell on the two picture crazed guys.

"Oh! It's you!" "What do you two want?" He snapped. Naruto stood and began to back away.

"Nothing Gaara. Hehe! I was just leaving... It's Lee!" Naruto pointed accusingly at the ninja who was prying the nude photo off the door.

"He's the one who tried to take the picture!" "I won't abuse it Gaara! I swear! I'll...I'll laminate it and frame it...and sleep next to it every night! I promise!" He stepped out and snatched the pile of pictures away from Lee as well as the one that had been hanging on his door.

"Thanks. Here Lee, you can have this one. I took it last night." Gaara pulled a picture from his pocket and tossed it onto the floor. Then the screen slammed shut again.

"What's it of?" Naruto walked to the photograph Lee was now holding. Lee was covered in blood and was unconscious. Gaara knelt next to him and was holding him by the neck with a wide grin on his face.

"Haha! So that's how you got all beat up!" Lee lost it. "GAARA! I NEED THAT PICTURE! PLEASSSEEE!" Naruto backed away from him. Wow. He's crazy.

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Later that evening

Sasuke walked past Gaara's door on the way from the bathroom. There was no way he was taking a chance using his own after what Lee had pulled last night. Choji was trying to bribe Gaara with food like a dog.

"C'mon Gaara! Let me in...I have chicken!" He's pitiful. This whole house is pitiful.

"HEY SASUKE! Behind you!" He turned and saw Naruto running after him in his orange boxers. "What do you want?"

"Aw. Nothing. Hey! Do you want to watch a movie in my dorm room? I don't think Lee's there." "No." "What? Why 'no'?" "Because I hate you."

Sasuke left Naruto standing alone in the halls and went to his own room.

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Throwing himself onto his bed, Sasuke pulled a light blanket over his head and began to doze off.

A few moments later, Sasuke was brought back by a light sliding noise. Someone's in here. Great.

"Hiya Sasuke!"

Naruto ripped the cover down and smiled from the foot of his bed. "Ugh. You again?" "Hahaha! Of course! Who else?"

"Someone less annoying..." Sasuke grabbed the cover from Naruto's hand and flipped onto his side.

"Nope! C'mon Sasuke! Watch this with me! Please!" "Will it make you go away? Permanently?"

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He was quickly regretting hanging out with Naruto as the movie played on and on.

Suddenly, the door opened and there appeared Lee.

"Sasuke! What are you doing here!" Sasuke's dark eyes peered at him from a corner. I knew this would happen. "Hey Lee. I invited him over. Is that okay?"

He moved from the doorway, over to Sasuke. "Oh yes! It's...fine..." Lee slid beside Sasuke who inched away. "I gotta go to the john. Be right back!" Naruto headed to the half bath around the corner, cruelly leaving Lee and Sasuke alone.

"Finally!" Racing to the screen, Lee secured it with some type of invention he undoubtedly created in a case like this. "Alone at last, Uchiha." Sasuke got up and tried to make a run for it, but Lee tackled him...Onto his bed.

"Get off me!" "Uhuh. No way, Sasuke! Haha! That rhymed!" "Good for you...Hey!" Lee wrapped bed covers around Sasuke's body and quickly tied them in a tight knot. I can't move! I'm screwed!

"Oh Sasuke! Sasuke!" He gagged at the way Rock Lee whispered his name. "Don't touch me!" "Too late...Wow you're a hottie, aren't you?" Sasuke clamped his legs shut, but Lee was determined.

"Don't worry Sasuke..." Lee bent closer to Sasuke's ear, "I'll be gentle." NOOO! Before he could scream out loud, Lee's hands pulled at his waistband. Sasuke thrashed out, but this only helped Lee strip him down faster.

A loud knock came from the door. "HELLO! What's all this! Open up! Don't tell me this door gets stuck, too!"

With extra force, Naruto threw himself inside. "Ha! Again, I succeed! No door can stand... What the...? What are you doing!"

Lee and Sasuke were rolling on the bed in just their underwear, giving Naruto a huge wrong impression.

"Oh KAMI! I shoulda known! ACK! You used me to get close to Lee, didn't you Sasuke! Well fine then...I'll just let you have your...fun!" "NO NARUTO! WAIT!" But he had disappeared.

"Phew. It's okay Sasuke. We're alone now." Lee stroked the dark hair and bent down to kiss him. Again, Sasuke threw himself around, trying to avoid Lee at all costs. "Wow...I've never noticed your hair was so beautiful...It turns me on...I want you Sasuke! Kiss me!"

"No way!"

"Stop moving! I'm not going to hurt you! I just want something of yours..." Knowing exactly what that "something" was, Sasuke started to shout at the top of his lungs.

"KAMI HELP! Get off you Gaylord! Don't you dare..." "Oh but I do. I'm a very daring person." "NO!" "Sasuke!" Lee pulled at Sasuke's black boxers.

"Hey..." Both looked up at the figure standing in the doorway. Gaara looked directly at Lee, holding a plate of what looked like chicken.

"What're you two doing?" He took a long stride into the room. "You were not invited! You didn't even knock!" "Shut up Lee. I'm just here to..." Gaara sat down on a purple and pink butterfly chair and picked meat from between his teeth, "Visit."

"Well, I never gave you an invitation!" Sasuke began to sweat. Why's he here? And if Lee doesn't move his hand...

Gaara shrugged and shoved more food into his mouth.

"I'm busy! Unless of course...You'd like to join us?" Lee looked hopeful. Gaara laughed. "Hahaha! Right. What the heck is this?" He peered at the screen. "Napoleon Dynamite? Hm. No wonder you got...side tracked."

Sasuke growled but deep down he was thankful for the diversion. "Yes well, it's Naruto's video! I wanted to watch The Little Mermaid II, but no!" Pretending to look interested, Gaara leaned forward.

"I see. What's that about, Lee?" As Lee began to explain all the characters and his favorite songs in the Disney movie, Sasuke could have sworn he saw Gaara nod towards the open door.

No time to waste...I've just got to loosen his grip... Ow! Damn he's holding on tight...

Gaara noticed Sasuke trying to lift Lee's arm. Why do I even bother helping him? With my luck I'll wind up where I was last night. Sigh. Whatever... He'd better return the favor.

He got up from the girlish chair (embroidered with the words "Fashion Diva" ), and moved to Lee.

"Hey Lee." "Yes Gaara?" "I think you'd better find a new play toy..." "What?" He lifted Lee's body off of Sasuke's chest.

"Like you my redhead wonderment?" As soon as Sasuke was free, Gaara tossed Lee aside. "Uh. No." Confused, Lee watched his two loves leave swiftly.

"WHY ME! Oh WHY? I have nothing to remember their presence by... Oo! What are these?"

He picked up Sasuke's shirt and Gaara's fork from the ground. "Oh my goodness! This covered Sasuke's soft skin...And this was grazed by Gaara's lips! My luck has returned to me!" Running the items over to his conjoined shrines, Lee spent the remainder of the evening drooling over it.

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"I didn't need your help, Gaara. I would have been just fine alone." Gaara smirked and walked alongside Sasuke. "I noticed. Which is why Lee was straddling you."

"Hmph! I don't need your help. What do you want?" "Nothing. I was just lending a hand," Gaara's smirk suggested otherwise. "You're not capable of helping for no reason. I don't owe you anything."

He shrugged and headed to his room. "Fine. But I seriously doubt that. A favor that size for a reason like that has potential blackmail behind it. Doesn't it? Believe me, you'd rather owe me one than be shamed further. Hm. Enjoy the rest of your night."

Sasuke shot Gaara with a glare as he turned the corner. I don't owe him anything. Why would Gaara want me to help him? He can handle himself…. Then again, that freak is capable of wrecking my whole image. That is if Naruto hasn't already.

He slammed his screen shut and fell asleep with the word "blackmail" revolving around his mind.

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Author's Note: Congrats if you made it this far! I'm flattered...really! I told you it would be insane...