I do not own Harry Potter or anything else related, I do however own the following characters. Or well, I don't exactly own them either, but er. -blank stare- Just enjoy.

The story if me and my friends ever went to Hogwarts, oh the madness!

Me (Nicole) -14. 5'2. Black blue curly hair.

Breanne (Bre)-14. 5'3. Choppy brown with chunks of blond hair.

Victoria (Vicki) 14. 5'4. Short red hair with blond pieces.

Dominique (Dee) 14. 5'4. Medium brown hair with blond streaks.

Kaylyn-14. 5'4. medium brown hair with black streaks.

Janelle 5'3 Long brown hair with blond streaks.

So, there's just a quick description. Personality wise...I'm crazy I suppose, Breanne is sly, Victoria is witty, Dee is clueless, Kaylyn is mature and Janelle is loud. So there you have it, and here's our story.

It's taken in...hrm, 4th year I suppose. -cries- Oh, sweet Oliver Wood has already graduated...

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Nicole found herself sprawled across the floor, dying of boredrum.

"I'm BOOOOREDDD!" she bellowed, banging and thrashing around on the floor.

Breanne slipped on her boxy glasses and peered down at her, before making a chirping noise and returning her gaze on the television. Victoria and Kaylyn were also at Nicole's, on the L shaped couch, watching some Spongebob Sqaurepants.

"You pipe down!" Vicki said to her, in her high pitched voice.

"Your just a big sticky river," Breanne said mysteriously before sipping her Pepsi. The doorbell rang, and since Nicole, Bre and Vicki were now gazing at the TV, Kaylyn sighed and jogged upstairs to answer the door. She could see Dominique's and Janelle's silhouette through the glass door, then opened it.

"Hey, " Dee greeted stepping in with Janelle.

"What have you got there?" Kaylyn asked Janelle, eying a box she held. Janelle winked through her glasses and tore downstairs. Dee and Kaylyn blinked, then followed after there.

"CAKE? HAVE YOU GOT CAKE?' Nicole shouted once she spotted Janelle with her box, then crawled over and pawed at Janelle's legs. Breanne, interested as well, folded her arms and threw her head back and roared like a dinosaur.

"It's a magic box!" Janelle said excitedly. The friends all circled around it and watched carefully as Janelle lifted the top, and inside was a small bag of what looked like was sprinkles. Kaylyn gently lifted the sack up and held it for everyone to see.

"Magic dust, I concur," Vicki said poking it, and it sparkled for a moment.

"Let's make a wish!" Breanne said slowly extending her hand to grab it.

"NO NO NO," Janelle hollered then grabbed it and cradled it.

"We all have to decided on the wish," Kaylyn pointed out, and everyone sat and pondered for a moment, when Nicole suddenly leaped over everyone and grabbed the bag. Janelle tried to tear it away, and it suddenly flew everywhere, and landed over everyone, and then suddenly a force pulled everyone back into a spinning vortex and they suddenly landed on some damp grass.

"Oh bubbletrumps," Breanne said, having landed on top of the pile. Everyone grumbled and rolled out of the pile of bodies, and stood up, facing a castle.

"What the," Dee said staring.

"Where are we?" Janelle asked slowly.

"Oh me gosh," Kaylyn whispered. "It's Hogwarts!" she breathed.

"Okay who's the wise guy who wished us upon here?" Vicki demanded, spinning around staring everyone down, until finally Breanne and Nicole slowly raised their hands slowly, wearing goofy smiles.

"WHY I'D OUTTA," Vicki said raising her hand to smack them.

"Wait! Listen!" Kaylyn said and they all fell silent, hearing voices. The girls walked off the wet grounds and towards were the voices were coming from.

"This is impossible, there's no such thing as Hogwarts, it's just books," Dee said flatly. Bre and Nicole turned around and growled at her, and Dee whimpered and dove and hid behind Kaylyn. Nicole and Breanne ran ahead, and peered around the corner into the Great Hall, their eyes wide.

"OH MY GOD, IT'S HARRY POTTER!" Nicole shouted, and everyone in the Great Hall fell silent, and spun around in their seats and stared. Nicole tore across the Great Hall, preparing to launch herself onto the Boy Who Lived, when Dumbledore flicked his wand and she froze in mid air.

"Muggles! At Hogwarts!" someone screamed.

The rest of the friends sheepishly exposed themselves, and peeked into the Great Hall.
"Well hi!" Vicki said putting on her high pitched voice.

"How extraordinary..." Dumbledore said dodging past the girl in mid air and walking towards them. "How has this happened?"

"Magic dust," Janelle said happily.

"Ah, well, we will have to return you 6 home immediately,"

"YOU CAN'T!" Breanne, Vicki and Kaylyn shouted. Bre dived on her knees and cupped her hands under her chin and stuck out her lip and looked up at Dumbledore with big, pleading eyes. "Please sir, your majesty, your greatness, your ultra superior-"

"Hem hem," Kaylyn interrupted.

"Oh please let us stay!" Breanne begged. "Golly gee whiz,"

"It's highly unusual," Dumbledore said eying Nicole, who was still frozen in mid air. "Muggles have never attended Hogwarts, they cannot possee the magic and-"

"But we know everything!" Vicki said in a whiny voice. "We read all the books, saw the movies, we even have your action figures!" she said whipping her figurine of Dumbledore out of her plaid jacket.

"Books, movies?" Dumbledore repeated, puzzled. "What ever do you mean,"

"Uh, nevermind," Kaylyn mumbled.

"So what do you say?" Breanne said winking at him.

"Well, I suppose..." he said thoughtfully. "Until we figure out how to return you home,".

The girls burst into cheers and Dumbledore unfroze Nicole, who cheered as well.

"You'll need to be placed in houses, of course, Professor Flitwick, if you please, the Sorting Hat?" The Headmaster asked, and the Charms teacher took off to fetch it.

Nicole, Kaylyn, Breanne and Vicki were all excitedly pointing out characters from which they knew, and Janelle and Dominique coughed awkwardly. The little man returned later with the 3 legged stool and the Sorting Hat, and the 4 girls eagerly approached it, while the other two lagged behind.

"Me first!" Vicki shouted jumping on the chair, and the hat was placed on her head.

"Oh no not more students...not more..." The Sorting Hat grumbled. "Muggles...I will not sort Muggles...". Dumbledore coughed loudly and the old hat sighed. "Fine fine...let's just get this over with...GRYFFINDOR!"

The Gryffindors stared slightly, and only several of them clapped. Next up was Breanne, who walked over and sat down.

"A smarty pants eh? RAVENCLAW!" he shouted. The Ravenclaws too, didn't know how to act, and Breanne skipped over and sat down, and several students shifted away from her.

Nicole stepped up, and the hat was then placed on her. "Hm, since there's no house for the insane, I sense evil plots in your mind, no doubt you'll be in SLYTHERIN!".

Nicole, slightly crestfallen that she wouldn't be in Gryffindor where she had plans to stalk the trio, glumily sat over at the Slytherin table.

"This is absurd! Muggles at Hogwarts!" Draco hissed to Crabbe and Goyle. "Much worst then Mudbloods, wait until my father hears about this.."

"Your puuurdy," Nicole said, suddenly on his lap, stroking his cheek.

Shocked that she was suddenly over there, he pushed her aside. "Get off of me!"

Next to be sorted was Dominique, who nervously picked her way up to the front then sat down with the hat on her head.

"Ehh...HUFFLEPUFF," the hat said, starting to get lazy. Dee blinked and slid off the chair and sat with the other Hufflepuffs.

Kaylyn sat next on the chair, and was sorted into Ravenclaw, were she sat next to Breanne happily. And last was Janelle, who was also sorted into Slytherin.

"YEAHHH! YEAHH OH MAN! RIGHT THERE, RIGHT THERE!" Nicole sat standing on her chair and pelvic thrusting, while Janelle ran over, pounding on her chest and roaring approval. The Slytherins stared, and the other houses snickered at their misfortune.

Dumbledore too, who was standing up at the teachers table stared at the new students, then coughed. "I hope," he said loudly over Nicole and Janelle who finally quieted down. "Our current students will be kind and helpful to our new students, and...". He shook his head in disbelief. "Goodnight," he said sitting down.