It was the first day of classes. Everyone piled into the Great Hall for breakfast, and received their time tables as well, and the Muggle girls received handy down robes, wands, and spell books.
"Don't we look sharp?" Nicole asked Janelle, puffing out her chest so her Slytherin badge catch the light and shined, then she licked her index finger and swiped it over her black/blue hair, and glanced around impressively.
Janelle, who was oggling over Draco, simply bobbed her head, leaning on her fist, gazing at Draco. Her elbow slipped and she fell face first into her porridge. Nicole blinked at her, then got up and skipped over to the Ravenclaw table to greet Kaylyn and Breanne.
Kaylyn was looking proper her robes, and Breanne seemed to have put them on backwards.
"Morning masters," Nicole greeted. Kaylyn nodded and smiled, and Breanne soared from her seat and tackled Nicole, and licked her cheek in welcoming.
"Hi to you too," Nicole said shoving her off, and Breanne tumbled away under the table and out of site.
"What's your first class?" Kaylyn asked Nicole.
"That thing with the thingies," she replied.
Kaylyn stared at her, and turned to see Dee approaching. "Hullo," she greeted.
"Hey," she greeted, but she was smiling slyly.
"WOT YOU SMILING ABOUT?" Nicole yelled, making several students nearby jump.
Dee leaned in. "I like this guy," she whispered. Even Breanne crept back up from under the table. "Who?" she asked.
"Well, he's an older guy," Dominique giggled. "Um, black hair...". The girls sat in puzzlement wondering who it could be when Victoria strolled over to the group.
"Top of the morning, chaps," she said tapping her a fruit hat on top of her head.
"Vicki, where's your wizards hat?" Kaylyn asked in shock.
"Lost it," she said with a shrug, then turned to everyone. "We all have Potions, so meet you there," she said then turned and leaped on some boy's back. "To the Dungeons! Mush!" she hollered whipping him.
"Come on then," Nicole said and leaded the way, and everyone else followed to the Dungeons, where everyone sat in groups of three. Nicole, Breanne and Janelle sat around one table while Kaylyn, Dee and Vicki took the other.
"There he is!" Dee whispered excitedly and the girls spun around to see the mysterious guy and watched as Snape stormed into the room.
"EW!" they screamed, but Dominique simply sighed dreamily.
"That'll be 5 points from Ravenclaw and Gryffindor," Snape said coldly, and Nicole and Janelle grinned, while the other girls grumbled.
"Turn to page three hundred and thirty seven, instructions are on the board," he said tapping his wand. "You have an hour,".
"Isn't he GORGEOUS!" Dee swooned to Kaylyn, who stared at her blankly. "Sure,". Kaylyn rolled her eyes to Breanne and leaned towards her. "Isn't she so stupid-" she began but stared at Breanne, who had large hearts in her eyes, and she was staying at the Slytherin table, eyes glued on Draco Malfoy.
"Oh god," Kaylyn groaned smacking her forehead. Nicole waved to her and pointed at Janelle, who was wearing the same dreamy expression, also gazing at Draco.
Vicki slipped over to a group of Hufflepuff boys and sat with them calmly. "Hey guys check out my shirt," she said pulling her shirt up from beneath her robes. 'IT IS SO COOL, I mean I ironed it on myself," she said pointing at the backwards image.
"Um, cool," one of the boys said while staring at the others who shrugged hopelessly, then began talking about the upcoming Quidditch season. "Do you like Quidditch?" the same boy asked Vicki.
"Quidditch?" she repeated. "Well, it's alright I suppose," she said giving them a queer look as if they were crazy. "But honestly, my shirt? Best shirt ever,".
Janelle stood up out of love, and strolled over to Draco Malfoy, and sat down between him and Goyle. "You sir," she breathed. "Are the most beautiful creature I have ever laid my eyes on,". She stroked his hand. "Whatcha doing tonight big guy? Hmm?" she asked with a grin and a wink.
"YOU WILL NOT TOUCH HIM," Breanne shouted standing up on the table. She dove across the room and tackled Janelle, and Draco, Goyle and Crabbe jumped out of the way, knocking their potion onto Breanne and Janelle, who were engaged in battle. The potion poofed around him, and Breanne was in a Superman costume, and Janelle was in a gorilla suit. Using her amazing gorilla powers, Janelle leaped and caught onto the ceiling, and swung around so fast in circle, Breanne got dizzy, nearly falling over. But she shook her head quick, and pulled out a gadget and threw it at Janelle, turning her into ice. The whole time the class watched, frightened.
"ENOUGH" Snape shrieked then pulled them by the collar and dragged them out of his classroom. "To the Headmaster with you two!" he snapped.
Nicole returned to chatting with Kaylyn as if the whole incident never happened. "Yeah so I says to Maple I says,"
"Who's Maple?" she asked frowning.
"You seriously don't know who Maple is?"
"Errr nope,"
"I can't believe you!" Nicole shouted at her, then jumped up on her table, and pointed her finger around the class. "Back in my day people showed respect! It was back in 1972, I was out at sea, battling a dolphin," she went on dramatically, then fell over asleep, then drooled and rolled off the table. The puddle of drool caused the flame under Kaylyn's groups' cauldron to go very small.
"Don't you worry, I have it under control," Vicki said rolling up her sleeved, then squatted next to the cauldron and farted, making flames shoot out everywhere, and Dominique who had been sitting close got a blast of it, and her eyebrows had singed off and her face was black. She blinked. Class ended, and everyone ran out of class, terrified of these Muggles who were invading their school.
The next class was Slytherins and Ravenclaws in Care of Magical Creatures, and Hagrid had instructed them to watch after the small little lizards he had given them, and if they survived by the end of class, there was full marks.
"I've forgotten yur lettuce slices and feed!" Hagrid gasped then tore off towards the castle to fetch it.
Nicole slipped her lizard into her pocket, and watched to see what her friends were doing. Kaylyn had attached a leash and collar to both Janelle and Breanne, who were snarling over each other, after being talked to by the Headmaster.
"Now friends, there's no need to fight," Nicole reassured them. "You just need a little," she grinned slyly. "MUSIC, LIGHTS AND DANCING!". The area went dark and everyone clutched onto each other, then Nicole reappeared on a stage, with a band.
"Can't explain all the feelings that you're making me feeeeel" she sang and everyone stared.
"My heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheeeelll," Touching yooooooou, touching meeeeeeeeeeee, touching you, god you're touching meeee,". She bounced around for the chorus.
"I believe in a thing called love
Just listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we could make it now
We'll be rocking 'til the sun goes down
I believe in a thing called looooooove
Ooh! Guitar!" she jumped up in mid air, then landed in the splits, and a guitar dropped from the ceiling and she took it and played away on it furiously.
Everyone stared.
"Oh yeah," Breanne said ripping the leash, then she snapped her fingers, and music for the Black Eyed Peas Lets Get It Started played, and Breanne exploded into a dance routine. The class formed a circle around her and a clapped to the beat as she busted her moves. Sweat trickled her brow as she danced, and then ended with several pelvic thrusts.
The class broke into wild applause and Kaylyn then took the stage. A fast Spanish song began to play, and she was wearing tango shoes. She glanced slyly at the class before tapping away, feet going at a mile a minute. The class all were suddenly wearing Mexican hats, grabbed a partner and began to tango.
"WAIT, MY TURN!" Janelle shouted shoving Kaylyn out of the way, where she went flying and landed somewhere in the Forbidden Forest. Everyone went quiet before some disco music began to play. Janelle bobbed her head, a fro and disco outfit completing the look. She grooved, then broke into song.
"Oh won't you take me to, funky town? Won't you take me to funky town? Won't-"
"WHAT THE RUDDY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU LOT ARE DOING!" Hagrid roared, and that ended the very funky, music and dancing class.
(Just some, random songs that were on my playlist. Anywhos...LUNCH IS UP NEXT, AND...YEAH,)