Somewhere back in Canada, a tall boy of 6'2 paced back and forth in his room. He had silky hair that fall over half his face, in a sandy blond bob. He started hyperventilating. "WHERE," he said between gasps. "ARE. MY. FRIENDS!" he screamed falling to his bedroom floor twitching and flailing his arms. Todd had fallen seriously worried when his close friends, Breanne, Nicole and Victoria had suddenly disappeared. He didn't exactly care about the other 3. He shoved on his jacket and with his excellent long legs, ran all the way to Nicole's house. He banged away on the door until it creaked open, a hazel eye peering out at his tall figure.
"WHERE'S NICOLE BREANNE AND VICTORIA," Todd shouted and burst in. "MY FRIENDS! I NEED MY FRIENDS!" he cried. "FRIENDSHIP...IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE GOT!"
Nicole's other brother of 17 years of age straitened up. "I don't know," he replied. "However, there is a bunch of mysterious sprinkles downstairs that I suggest you investigate," he told Todd, who leaped away.
"Jesus! What's you're problem! Don't touch my penis man!' he scolded and Nicole's brother stared at him and backed away slowly when suddenly the door swung open again and Sariah stood there magnificently, her waist long wavy blond hair whipping in the wind behind her like a flag. She stood at 5'7 and propped her hands on her hips.
"What's going on here, children?" she asked kindly looking around.
"If you haven't noticed our friends have gone missing!" Todd wailed, then grabbed Sariah's wrist. "COME. There's a clue down stairs!"
"You gotta find the 2nd paw print, that's the 2nd clue! You put it in your note book because it's who's clues? BLUES CLUES!" Sariah sang. "You gotta.."
"Shu..." Todd said staring at her. "Shut up," he said and she obeyed. They arrived downstairs, and Todd seized a box and peered inside it. "There's a whole world in here!" he cried out in amazement.
"Lemme seeee!" Sariah sang and everything turned into slow mo as she charged towards Todd and she bumped into his fall figure and the two of them tumbled into the box, yelling and screaming until they a middle of the street.
"MY BODY!" Todd squealed. "My ass! Oh my god! S.O.S! Dear god it burns!" he screamed and Sariah, who had landed under him grumbled and pushed off a whimpering Todd. While Todd inspected him bum, Sariah stood up and looked around then screamed. She and Todd seemed to be in the middle of a battle scene, Janelle and Breanne were on either side, bellowing and thrashing towards them.
"STOP! LOOK!" Nicole shrieked pointing at Sariah and Todd. Everyone stopped abruptly and turned and looked at them.
"Hello children!" Sariah greeted happily and Todd's eyes lit up at the site of his friends. His long legs kicked out as he ran towards them and scooped Breanne, Nicole and Victoria into his armed and squeezed the living daylights out of them.
"Friends!" He gushed smothering his face into they're necks.
"GETOFF," Breanne screamed kicking and squirming out of his grip, while Nicole and Victoria continued to hang in his arms, Nicole gurgling and Victoria still fast asleep. Breanne bolted across the yard and grabbed Draco from his throne, hoisted him on her back and then took back off running towards Hogwarts. This whole time Janelle stood there, looking crestfallen, then fell to the ground sobbing. after losing her lover. Sariah who had no clue what was going on, strolled over and patted her on the back. "There there old bean," she reassured. and then looked up at the other girls for an explanation, but they were all turning and heading back to the castle.
"Hey wait up!" Sariah called grabbing her long skirt in her hands and catching up after them. "What is this place? Where are we?"
"We are in Hogwarts!" Nicole replied happily, who was still in the arms of Todd with Vicki, who continued to carry them after Janelle, Sariah and Dee.
"YOU WILL HAVE TO BE SORTED INTO HOUSES!" Victoria roared suddenly, and Todd dropped her out of alarm. She bonked her head and then fell unconscious, so Janelle grabbed her by the foot and proceeded to drag her back to the castle. They arrived at the Castle, and word of the two new comers must have spread quickly because the Sorting Hat was rested upon the stool, grumbling to itself. And 10 minutes later Sariah was sorted into Ravenclaw, and Todd sat tall amongst the Hufflepuff. Nicole slithered her way like a friendly serpent through the legs of students and popped up at the Hufflepuff table between Dee and Todd.
"So what's the 411?" Asked the blond dumb Dominique.
"WELL," Nicole began grabbing Dee's supper and pulling it towards her and taking a sip from Todd's goblet. "Everyone thought Kaylyn and Cedric were the hottest couple but WATCH OUT, Breanne and Draco are on the scene, and she's got instant popularity now," she said nodding.
"Our friendship will be ruined!" Todd suddenly wailed. Nicole and Dominique looked at him questioningly. "With everyone and they're boyfriends there's no room for FRIENDSHIP," Todd screeched, tears flooding his eyes. Nicole stared at him, and then sank over to the Ravenclaw table. It was missing a Muggle. Nicole's poo mixture colored eyes drifted back along the Slytherin table where Breanne was sitting with Draco, popularity oozed and dripped all over her. She looked back at the Ravenclaws, and noticed Kaylyn was snuggling up to Cedric. Sariah looked sad and pathetic, sitting there by herself. Nicole leaped through the air and landed on her feet and legs and galloped like a horse through the rows of tables. She soared between Sariah's legs so she was on her back, riding her.
"WHAT IN THE BLUE BLAZES!" Sariah screamed as Nicole tore off and then made a screeching halt at Gryffindor table for a visit. Vicki peaked out of her fort, which had been forced by slave labour of two 3rd year Gryffindors.
"What's going on here!" She demanded and slide out in her PJ pants she made herself and won first prize in a hick town Fashion Show. The pants were tight and had pink and black arrows, the white high collar shirt held a ripped off print of a cassette in the pocket, and pink and black arrow sleeves.
"Nothing," Sariah and Nicole calmly replied, sitting down on the bench looking sharp.
"TELL ME!" Vicki insisted and when Nicole and Sariah shook they're heads no Vicki started throwing a temper tantrum. "TELLMETELLMETELLMETELLMETELLME!" she screamed.
"Tell you what?" Sariah asked smartly but Vicki was eying after a group of 6th years and started making a list of all the things she suddenly wanted. Janelle suddenly appeared out of thin air, or perhaps she was there the whole time and no one noticed.
"I have news of a ball," Janelle announced and all the girls sat up straighter, listening intensively. "It's a Masquerade Ball, like we wear masks!" she finished excitedly.
"Like this one!" Nicole asked grabbing a brown paper bag and shoving it on her head. It had two eye holes and she peered at them all suspiciously.
"NO!" Janelle screamed and grabbed a pedal and smacked Nicole and beat her down. Everyone stared as Nicole screamed and finally fell from view, under the table. Janelle straitened up and continued speaking. "I have a master plan, and by the end of that night, Draco will be mine!"
(DUN DUN DUNNN)