Chapter 2
Darian had already figured out routine in the duration of Ryouga's nap. 'I'll train you by forcing you to do impossible agility excersizes in the way of foresty kind of animal's.' Miraculously he refrained from posing stupidly…
1 hour later
Ryouga woke up to the sound of his sensei cursing at something. Hearing some words of an alien type he refrained from interpreting its meanings. "Sensei I'm sorry for falling asleep. But I am ready for your training now." Standing up Ryouga noticed his sensei still screaming at something. 'Its probably the book he's reading…' Ryouga settled for waiting him out.
Darian being an egoistic bastard was reading the book's content on his own life. He was fuming over the 'divine quotes' included. Having found out that he had been relieved off the chance of a lifetime. An uninhibited wish with no string's attached…
Safe to say He wasn't happy about things. "D..n you Skuld! I'll make hime suffer instead you b…h!" Stomping about madly he spotted his charge awake…
"Ryouga… how about some training? What ya say?" If Darian was aware of the eerily glowing redness seeping from his eyes he would probably have been more understanding with Ryouga's sudden muteness and paleness.
"Su- su, sure sense-sei." Ryouga was making warding signs behind his back…
In a glade nearby with a stream. Torture…
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Darian was holding Ryouga under water while feeling his pulse.
SPLASH
After Ryouga went limp he slapped him awake and repeated the procedure.
Two days later…
"You should be proud of your achievements student. You have passed the first stage of training." Applauding the depressed Hibiki Darian smiled evily…
In a glade nearby with a stream. Torture… Again!
"Ryouga this waterfall is your superior enemy. You must swim faster than the stream's current to evade being crushed by the rocks below."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
SPLASH!
TWOCK
SPLASH!
Ryouga swims for his life to evade being crushed…
TWOCK
SPLASH!
Ryouga swims for his life to evade being crushed… While his honorable sensei kicks him in the head for not trying hard enough when getting to close to the shore…
Two days later… In a densely populated area.
Darian decides to try out the supposed immortality he possessed. "Stay here Ryouga while I get food and money."
Ryouga whezees dejectedly on the ground being the one to carry all their common possessions.
"Don't get lost. Even though I am extremely good at finding you my endurance is limited. Meaning stay put." Looking as commanding as possible Darian left for his treat of the day.
The next day.
In a glade nearby…
Ready for some eating followed by near suicidal training Ryouga sat down next to his sensei and began preparing the fire. 'I have to stay strong to beat Ranma. Sensei always says that. That Ranma is making my life a hell. He better stay down when I get him.'
Ryouga is properly conditined for fighting! Internally cheering Darian smiles at the grumblings of the young Hibiki. 'He has already progressed in my torture style training…'
Truly speaks the mind of Darian Idiocy sensei of Ryouga Hibiki. Ryouga can already hold his breath under water for more than 8 minutes while swimming against currents going 10 knots or more, carry 200 pounds of traveling gear while trekking 20 miles without rest. Of course the fact that he carries Darian around contributes to most of these pounds.
Darian is smiling smugly. 'The boy shows potential in my torture style strength martial arts. The next few years will be interesting.'
Ryouga had gotten used to those sudden bouts of laughter coming from his sensei and had come to the conclusion that all sensei's did the same. That didn't mean he found them any less disturbing. He dove for the earplugs…
"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Out of Breath wheezing. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Out of Breath wheezing. "Ryouga prepare the tea!"
Some years later at the western coast bordering to the sea. "Boy, we are ready for the most crucial step in our jorney towards martial prowess BLA BLA BLA!" Sure enough Darian was ranting away.
Ryouga having grown accustomed to the stupidity of his sensei had long since began timing these sudden bouts of selfpraise and utter nonsense. 'A five minute nap should be just okay. Hope he aint planning any more idiotic training like the breaking point last week…' Tossing out the sleeping bag Ryouga promptly fell asleep.
Some five minutes later… A bleary-eyed Ryouga wakes up yawns a bit then goes to sleep once more.
Two minutes later
SPLASH
"AAAAAAAAAHHHH! Why'd ya do that for! You stupid Panda!" Ryouga had found that no insult worked as good as the one comparing his sensei to a panda. Obviously his sensei didn't hear as he spouted something about swimming to China. "What are we going to do with the boat then?" Ryouga was only eight years old he had never heard of any eight year olds swimming the distance to china before.
"The way of the martial artist is fraught with peril!" Inwardly Darian smirked. 'Who knew that these one-liners were so good for inspiring martial moron wannabees." Holding back laughter and looking sagely he pointed to the sea. "You are to swim dragging your sensei along across the distance!"
'Damn! Is he going to pose again! Yep! There he goes…' Ryouga knew better than to argue at this point. His sensei was certifiably insane. 'If it weren't for all those insane techniques he keeps coming up with I would have ditched him years ago…' Ryouga dejectedly starts attaching the rope to the boat in preparation for the pending trip. 'Atleast this is better than when he forced me to steal panties from that pleasure house in Kobe… He never does anything but eat, how does he remain thin?' A less than pleasant expression eyed the crazed sensei striking poses in the name of the moon and other even less savoury objects…
In China…. Jhusenkyou
Darian is less than pleased it had taken him more than two years to find Jhusenkyou and the springs an additional two months. They'd evaded detection by the Joketzusoku more than a dozen times... "Ryouga my boy it is time for you to prove your manliness a trait necessary for all martial artists. You must gain the enlightenment of Jhusenkyou!" Looking as sage as possible Darian appraises his charge.
Not malnourished like Ranma yet constantly beaten and from constantly carrying endless amounts of supplies and weighted clothes. Ryouga looked like Vegeta without the hairstyle. A constant snarl had drawn out his features in a permanently murderous expression. A shallow impression on his forehead rounded by a tatto glimmered menacingly in the humid environment. Ryouga knew how to speak without snarling yet chose not to. "After this I'll kill you after your thirteen years are up..." If Darian had heard the proclamation coming from Ryouga's mouth he gave no impression of so being the case.
Ryouga kept on snarling at no one in particlar and Darian kept on ranting and looking sage. The Jhusenkyou guide chose that moment to approach the unlikely duo. "Nihao, hello, guten tag, hejsan BLA BLA BLA in fifty or so languages until recogninzing the duo to be japanese." Honored customer come to visit Springs of Sorrow yes?" The guide had both customers attention now.
Darian knew instantly who the guide was. Green cap witha red star and a green army outfit. 'Better put my plan in action.' Darian had purposely constantly kept Ryoga from learing the chinese language for this occasion. Being the only one able to speak chinese by lieu of being an SI (albeit an insufferably Genma like one!) he spoke back fluently. "Mr Guide, if you will. We will pay you handsomely for the directions to the Spring of Drowned Girl. If not your death will be the sole goal of our duration at this site. 200.000 yuan in cash..."
The Guide had listened to the proposition. 'Whoops!' "This way honored sirs!"
The Result...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PREPARE TO DIE MOTHERF...R!" Ryouga rarely tried killing his sensei being aware of the invulnerability inherent to his body. Yet this time he had the means of revenge.
The Result...
Three young girls were wet and crying...
"This most stupid customer ever!" The Jhusenkyou guide had some minutes later been able to explain the nature of the curse and had so uncursed himself and his customers. "200.000 yuan not enough for this..." The guide kept on crying.
Fifteen minutes later...
"Ryouga your next challenge is to defeat all the warriors of the Joketzusoku barehanded." Seeing Ryouga completely ignoring him he continued. Still sagely of course... "As a girl..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PREPARE TO DIE MOTHERF...R!"
At the Joketsuzoku tribe two hours later. The guide had been given an additional 200.000 yuan for directions and were tagging along. Therefore three girls were looking glumly at the entrance to the tribal village of the Joketzusoku amazons.
Darian stepped up to the guards. "Honored amazons we seek to trade. We offer items from the land of the rising Sun."
The fact that she had spoken in a perfect Nichieju dialect stunned the two guards for a moment. Unable to speak they merely motioned the sorry trio inside the walls. Calling for the elders they were given a stand for displaying their merchandize. With this the guards left.
Inside the walls the village looked like a modern city complex. Several levels of architecture could be seen going underground. Houses were made from wood and granite looking stone all perfectly masoned together. Roads with perfect symmetry and obvious maintenance. 'A smarter version of mini crystal tokyo...' Gaping at the spectacle Darian oohed for a few minutes.
Ryouga wasn't as blinded by the obvious splendour and kept on sulking dejectedly. He hated fighting girls. If you broke their limbs they would send their every relative out for your blood. This denely populated area seemed to be full of relatives. Some things he had grown to like about his girl body. It hid his strength without significantly bottlenecking him in either toughness and speed. His Ki was different yet equally accesible. He was shielding it at the moment though. Something necessary for entering underground fighting. 'I hope the girls will cry less and take my words for truth. The pain is unnecessary...' Ryouga wallowed in his self depreciating moodiness...
The guide felt like crying. Reduced to this. A mere girl. He had grown tired of fondling himself after thirty minutes and had come to fear the curse. Unlike most cursed victims he knew the full implications of the curse. It was a pure state when cursed. Even the brain changed. It didn't frighten him it just made him cry in disgust and self pity. The customers didn't care about it and for some reason that made him cry harder.
(AN: Ha my nonsense fic is going somewhere!)
Chapter 2.5
Darian was thanking the goods for the insane strength of his pupil. "Ryouga this is the one time I truly admire your physical strength!" Crying solemn tears Darian looked positively sagacious and struck fear of upcoming training expeditions to come in the heart of our young Hibiki.
The fact that she looked stunningly cute as it was would have made him go berserk. Something was very well aware of and pointedly ignored…
Ryouga was however not really paying attention to his sensei's sudden exclamation. He was thinking of how to set up a challenge tournament to fulfill his task of beating every female warrior of the tribe they were in. "Sensei! I need your flawless language skills to set up the tournament!"
Darian wouldn't have cared at all if it weren't for his ultimate opportunity of getting rid of Ryouga permanently. It had been his idea after all. 'That idiot knows nothing of Amazonian marriage laws.' The insane smirk looked out of place with crocodile tears aplenty streaming from his eyes. Of course Ryouga eing properly conditioned wouldn't have been able to tell the meaning behind any facial expression at all on his sensei. 'Ha! That idiot is getting what he deserves!' Internally praising himself Darian went to work using his flawless grasp of chinese…
"This promising martial artist by the name of Ryouga Hibiki of Juuban Tokyo in Japan The land of the Rising Sun herby challenges all Joketsuzoku for their right to be warriors. The first to beat her will earn her undying allegiance and the first to fail shall be the first to be collared to her Pleasure House in Hongkong!" Darian had used his limited mastery in ki to bolster his voice throughout the village. He had originally tried to emulate the Demon head technique employed by Soun Tendo…
Ryouga bit down on the granite piece of rock he was chewing on. He had been scanning the village for significant power sources in terms of ki. The ground and the air had been polarized…
"BAKUSAI TENKETSU!"
56 female Amazons were taken unaware by the blast directed to take out one single attacking warrior. Ryouga gulped uneasily looking back to his trainer's unaffected position on the only remaining roof. 'Damn I don't have working limiters set in for this body.' Gritting her teeth Ryouga focused on his task once more. 'None of them seemed significantly strong anyway…'
The appearance of three gnarled old monkeys or otherwise known as ghouls or as they preferred to be called matriarch elders, set the cowardly heart of one Darian Suleimanoglu permanent stasis. That didn't stop him from fleeing though…
Ryouga scanned the three newcomers. 'Zero ki… How pleasant!' Probing deeper with his expanded senses he could see the solidity of their Shielding spheres. 'SHIIIIIIIIIT!'
From somewhere in his psyche Ryouga knew of only one technique of use for such a dire situation… (If couldn't guess that he's going to flee heroically then…
HAHAHAHA the authour is screwing with your minds!)
Ryouga was running after his errant sensei. He being the insanely conditioned martial artist he was managed to get him after running intercontinentally across seven different continents in a row and Antarctica thrice… "SENSEI WE MUST FLEE FOR JAPAN!"
Darian thought he had finally gotten rid of his charge. 'Damn you INSANE PIGLETS OF THE WORLD!' Muttering to himself he failed to notice being stuffed into Ryougas backpack. In fact he kept on fondling himself in an effort to comfort himself in a moment of crisis…
On the top of Mount Fuji…
"YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!"
"Huh?" Ryouga had no idea of what could have given off such a sound. The only thing he could figure out about it was the fact that it sounded suspiciously like his sensei's female side. 'Maybe I should check her up?' Internally debating the to do or not to do issue she chose to do!
BLOOD EXPLODES FROME THE TOP OF MOUNT FUJI !
THE GOVERNMENT IS SAID TO HAVE TAKEN IMMEDIATE ACTION AGAINST THE APPARENT COMING OF GEHENNA BY SETTING UP CHURCHES AROUND THE BASE OF THE MOUNTAIN.
SEVERAL EXCORCIST HAVE ACTIVELY PURUED THE MATTER OF PRESENCE OF SUCCUBI!
Darian wasn't happy at all… He was furious! Sure getting hot water had been enough to get out of the situation without further snafu. But the thing bothering him the most was that he probably wasn't ever going to be able to pervert the mind of one Ryouga Hibiki into that of a female! "DAMN YOU RYOUGA FOR RUINING MY FUN!"
TWOCK
Ryouga had soon found out that his sensei's invulnerability didn't apply to his cursed side… 'I'll let him lie in his own fluids for a while. Better change back to male though.'
Ryouga had excorcists to worry about!
(AN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes the authour is certifiably insane in 39 dimensions excluding his own... HAHA!)