Story #4 : Love Potion
Characters: Senel, Norma, Chloe, Will
Pairing: Senel x Norma (one-sided)
Spoilers: No

Before you start saying, "OMFG, EW, NORMA AND SENEL!" It's not what you think. This story is about Will developing a key love potion, in which Senel mistakes for juice. of course, being a Love Potion, it's love at first sight. Senel is OOC when he drinks it, obviously.

Also, I never really found anything wrong with the SenelxNorma pairing, despite the fact that it would NEVER work out.And if you don't know, Oyaji means Old Man. :) I have the Japanese version of ToL, as well as the English one, soooooooooo, yeah.

Norma barged into Will's house, not that it was new.

"Yo, Teach!" she yelled, energetically.
"Norma.. why must you bash into my house every day?" Will asked, not even looking up from what he was doing.
"Oyajiiii.." Norma said, under her breath.

She walked up to him and looked into the pot that he was stiring.

"So now you wanna be a witch?" she asked.

Will bonked Norma on the head.

"...Ow?"
"Hey, Teach, that didn't even hurt!" Norma said, both hands on her head.
"Do you want it to hurt?" he asked.
"N-NO!" she yelled, backing up a little.
"Anyway.." Will continued.

Norma looked into the damp pot. There was a pink mixture inside.

"What's that supposed to be?" she asked.
"It's a Love Potion.." he stated.
"Love Potion?"
"What the heck are YOU gonna do with a love potion?" Norma yelled.

Will's glasses glared and a faint blush appeared on his face.

"Th-that's.." he studdered.

Norma backed up.

"You're going to trick C, aren't you?" she accused.
"O-of course not!" he yelled.
"Look! I need a break!" he said, lowering his voice.

Will looked at Norma, then at his pot. He got a vile, and filled some of the "Love Potion" into it. He then placed it in his fridge.

"Listen Norma, do not let ANYONE, drink this!" he yelled at her.
"You should know what would happen.." he said, walking upstairs.

Norma looked into the pot again.

"Yeah, yeah.." she said.

She walked up to Will's couch and layed down. She fell asleep right away.
Just then, Senel entered.

"Man, what a long day!" he yelled.
"Finally the darn construction is done!" he said, wiping sweat off his forehead.
"Damn Will didn't even help fixing his own damn house.." he said again, under his breath.
"I'm thirsty.."

Senel walked to Will's fridge.

"He's got nothi- ah.. juice!" Senel said, grabbing the vile.

He observed the vile. It had a label entitled "LP"
He shrugged and walked to Will's couch.

"Norma..?" he asked.
"Hey! Norma!" he said, opening the vile.

He then tugged on her.

"Mmm.. Senny's...gay.." she mummbled.

Senel pulled her hair.

"Ow, ow!" she yelled, getting up.
"What the hell, Senny?" she yelled, rubbing her eyes.

Senel sighed, and took a sip of the "juice".
Norma yawned, and looked at Senel. She blinked.
He finished drinking the vile, and wiped his mouth.
Then it hit her.

"AH! THAT'S!" she yelled, pointing at Senel.
"Huh?" he asked.

He looked at her.
His eyes widen.
He dropped the glass vile, and it shattered.

"N-norma.." he said.
"S-S-Senny...?" she asked.
"You... are... SO CUTE!" he yelled, glomping her.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!" she screamed.

Will heard her scream and raced down the stairs.

"Norma? What's wrong?" Will asked.

Then Will saw it.

"Norma, you! YOU LET SENEL DRINK IT?" he yelled.
"I-I was asleep!" she yelled, trying to push the love-infected Senel away.

He pulled her to his chest.

"How could I have not realized it before?" he asked, snuggling her.
"Quit it, Senny!" she yelled, trying to escape his grasp.
"Teach! Help me out here!" she yelled to Will.
"I'll search for the antidote!" he told her.
"NO! Help me before he does something worse!" she yelled.

Before she could say it, though, Will dashed upstairs.

"Teachhhhhh!" she yelled.
"Senny, leggo!"
"Oh Norma, your figure, so supreme.." he said, pushing her away to look at her.

He pulled her chin to his.

"Ah!" Norma gasped.
"Now we must solemly share a sweet kiss.." he said, closing his eyes.

SLAP!
Senel fell to the floor.
Norma got up and stepped on his face.
She then headed for the door, and began running for the inn.
Senel quickly got up, and started chasing.

"Wait my love!" he yelled.
"Help!" Norma yelled.

Everyone just looked at her.

"Oh come on, dammit!" she yelled.

Before she knew it, she was glomped again.

"Ahh!" she yelled.
"Help!"
"Awww, how cute, her boyfriend came to suprise her!" one woman said.
"Y-you're wro-"

Senel covered her mouth.

"Yep!" he said, smiling.

He flung Norma on his shoulder, and ran for his house.
Norma kept hitting his back.

"Lemme go!" she yelled.
"Sennyyyy!"
"Once we get to my house, we can -censored- in peace!" Senel said, running faster than before.

Norma fell silent.

Senel ran past the bakery, and as he was running, Chloe came out.

"C!" Norma yelled.
"Norma?... C-C-coolidge?" Chloe yelled, dropping her basket.
"C! Help me!" she yelled, Chloe now far away.

Chloe was shocked, but then she thought of something.

"Coolidge, you monster!" she yelled, drawing her sword.

She ran after Norma and Senel.
Senel looked behind him, and saw Chloe.
He stopped.

"Chloe?" he asked.

Chloe ran up to them.

"Coolidge!" she yelled.
"What do you think you're doing?"
"I'm taking my lover to my house," he said.

Chloe dropped her sword.

"L-lover...?" she asked, her eyes widening.
"N-no C! It's not what you think! Senny drank Will's Love Potion!" she yelled.
"Love Potion?" Chloe asked, looking up with hope.
"Y-yeah!" she yelled.
"You're wrong! It's true love, dammit!" he yelled, turning around.

He started running again.
Chloe grabbed her sword and chased after them.
After some running, Senel got to his house.
He stopped in front of it, and dropped Norma.

"Senny?" she asked.

He turned around to greet Chloe.

"Chloe, don't bother us!" he yelled.
"Sh-shut up!" Chloe yelled back.
"Norma's mine!" he yelled.
"Not yours!"

Chloe and Norma's face both twisted at the thought.

"Senny.."
"Coolidge.."

Norma got up and kicked Senel in the "shack".

"AH!"

Chloe then lunged her sword at him, making him drop to the floor.

"High five, C!" she yelled.
"Yeah!"

Will quickly ran up to them.

"Where the hell have you been, Teach?" Norma yelled.

Will took out another vile and a bat.

"I brought a bat and the antidote," Will said.

Norma grabbed them, and gave Chloe the antidote.
Chloe opened the vile, and poured the liquid into Senel's mouth.

"Ew!" Senel yelled, darting up.

He spit.
Chloe and Will backed up. Just then, Norma snapped.

"DIE!" she yelled, swinging her bat at Senel.
"HUH?"

The end. o.o