In this chapter you must know that Artemis's mom had decided to
switch to a public school so that he could spend more time with her...
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Drive.
"That is why I think I would be the most efficient Counselor this
school has ever seen." Artemis Fowl finished. At only 17 he was
interviewing for a job at his school. The principal had never seen
such and amazing application. "But, But, Your a student!" Mr.
Card reasoned, "There must be some rule somewhere in here about
student labor..." "There is." Fowl replied simply,
"Section 4 paragraph 2 sub section VII states that 'A student can
not be forced into labor in the event that the parents and principal of
this time period have not reasoned it a good punishment.' The key-
word there, Sir, is forced." The principal could not figure out another
reason for Fowl not to have the job. He was not a smart man Mr.
Card. he was principal only because his voice could shut up almost
any student and force them to behave. Because of both his stupidity,
and because he had to go to the bathroom really bad. He hired Fowl.
Lena had walked to her school. This school of which she was
walking to had a ridiculously long name. Her father had been much to
busy to drive her. she could hear the cheerleaders on the front lawn
welcoming new comers with a cheer. "GO GO
SRSFGABOIPWD! THAT SCHOOL IS THE VERY BEST
GOOOOOO SRSFGABOIPWD!..." It annoyed her to heck. She
was angry again. This time it was because her father had set daily
appointments up with a counselor. She didn't need a counselor. She
didn't want a counselor. And as she walked into the so-called
counselors office she decided she didn't very much like the
counselor either.
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