Disclaimer: (sob) Harry Potter and Stargate do not belong to me. If they did I would be Mrs. Daniel Jackson. (Yes Beth I said I'd be his wife. Not you. ME!)

Last time on The Truth About Daniel's Past

"I guess I deserved that. Look I am so sorry that I have not come back for twelve years it is just…well you see…Oh damn it! Damn the American government and it's top secret military project that you can't tell a soul about. Look I would explain if I could but one you would think I'm batty and anther I could get into serious trouble. Don't give me that look Catherine. And don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about. That look that says that you think I'm just the biggest trouble ma…" Daniel didn't get to finish his sentence do to his cell going off. Instead of stepping out of the room he took the call there.

"Damn it Jack! What do you want?"

"Vala is missing Daniel. And we think she followed you to England."

"Jack I must be coming down with something because I thought you just said that the crazy stalker lady who won't ever leave me alone followed me to England."

"Yeah Danny I did."

"Why me. Fine I will find her and deal with it. But Jack I think I might just strangle her before sending her back to Colorado." Daniel said through gritted teeth. "Bye Jack." He then hung up.

At the airport on the other side of London General Jack O'Neill hung up his phone and turned to Colonel Samantha Carter-O'Neill, Teal'c, and Colonel Cameron Mitchell.

"Well time, he is completely and totally pissed. Lets find Vala and go home while managing to avoid Daniel." Jack said with enthusiasm.

"Sir, the part of the plan where we avoid Daniel is going to be hard seeing as we will find Vala where ever Daniel is." Sam said with just a hint of worry in her voice.

"Damn. Well turn on his tracer and lets find him." Jack said in a sigh.

"Tracer, sir?" Mitchell asked some what confused.

"Yes tracer. We had a tracking device implanted in the back of his neck a few years ago due to the fact he is always getting kidnapped." Teal'c explained

"Well kiddies lets go!" Jack exclaimed.

"Look guys can we cast a privacy spell cause truthfully I can't remember all your names and I do need to address ya'll."

The red headed woman pulled out a wooden stick said some strange words the room then glowed pink.

"That's better. Now Bill, Charley, Fred, George, I mean George, Fred, and Ron look I am extremely sorry that work has kept me away for so many years I really am. There really is no excuse. Well there is but again I can't explain. Look I'll…" the door bell rang at that moment. "Can't I finish one thought without being interrupted?" As he said this the red headed woman left the room and came back a minute later with none other than Vala.

"Danny, darling longtime no see." Vala said with a huge smile. "And who are your handsome friends? Hi, I'm Vala."

"Why are you here?" Daniel said through gritted teeth.

"Harry who is she and why is she here?" Hermione asked.

"Harry? Who's Harry? Gods that is a stupid name!" Vala exclaimed.

"I'm Harry." Daniel said with a slight bit of annoyance. At that exact moment Vala noticed Daniel's busted nose.

"Who hit you?"

"Who didn't! Look Vala why are you here?"

"Because you rushed off and even Jack, nosey bastard that he is, doesn't know why."

"Vala…" Daniel just hung his head in defeat. "I would like you to meet my best friend and brother-in-law Ron Weasley, his wife Hermione, and his brothers Bill, Bill's wife Fleur, Charley, George, I mean Fred, that is George and his mum. I don't know who the kid is."

"I'm Harry George Weasley, Ron is my dad. But want to hear something really cool. My godfather is, get this, Harry Potter!" Is that not wicked cool. Though Dad does hate him I don't know why." The teenager said with enthusiasm.

"Okay then. Um any way, Vala I'm hear visiting them. Okay now you know why I'm here so leave." Daniel said.

"No. That is the worst explanation you have ever said. I'm not leaving without you!" Vala screeched.

"Harry I'll ask again, who is she?" Hermione asked slightly impatient.

"This is my girlfriend, Vala." Daniel said with a semblance of a smile.

"Is she muggle?" Fred and George asked.

"I most certainly am not!" Vala said indignantly.

"Yes you are and no it is not an insult." Daniel said.

"Oh, well, okay then. Wait do they know about the SGC?" Vala asked.

"No."

"Okay. Wait a damn second. In-laws! Your Married! Again!" Vala screamed.

"Was. I was married. Her name was Ginny. She was Ron's little sister. She died twenty years ago. Every year I would go to the cemetery and place two dozen roses on her grave. That is until twelve years ago when I started working for the SGC. I have not been here for twelve years and they now hate me. Hence the broken nose." Daniel said sadly.

"And you can't tell them the truth because of the contracts so you look like a jackass. I understand now." Vala said doubtfully.

"What contract?" Ron asked at the same time Hermione said "Harry James Potter tell us what is going on right now."

"I can't it is top sec…" here again Daniel is interrupted by the door bell.

Mrs. Weasley went to get it. She came back a minute later with Jack, Sam, Teal'c, and Mitchell. The minute they walked in people started talking at once.

"The gang is all here." Vala laughed

"Sam!" shouted in shock at the same time Sam shouted "Bill?"

"Shut up!" Daniel yelled. "Thank you. Now we will get to why you four are here in a moment but first Bill you know Sam?"

"Yeah, it has been what twenty five years?" Sam nods her head. " I lived in America for about a year and while I was there Sam and I dated."

"Okay. Jack stop growling. Bill is married to Fleur." Daniel stated calmly.

While this was going on Vala who decided she wanted attention walked over to where Charley was sitting and sat on his lap.

"Well as interesting as all this is how about me and you get to know each other a little more intimately."

"Daniel, Vala is up to her old tricks again." Mitchell said with a yawn.

"Vala get off his lap and Charley you might want to check and see if she took your wallet. Now back to you assholes. What in the gods names are you doing here?"

"We are here to get Vala. I figured that you needed a break and this is the first one you have ever asked for in the eleven years we have been working together. So I forced Sam and the team to come with me to get her."

"You forced us! Jack you are so sleeping on the sofa when we get home." Sam shouted at him.

"Lord why me. I would rather face Voldermort or Apothis than deal with you people. This trip was suppose to be simple but no you guys had to follow me. The only way this situation could get worse is if Malfoy was here." Daniel yelled.

A second later the door bell rang.

Thank you ever one who as read this story. I apologize for the long wait between chapters. Another thanks to those of you who have reviewed. It is much appreciated.

Peace Out,

Jessie-Jane.