Random Wars
Disclaimer: I don't own any one or anything in this fic but Poofle and Erin!
Patrick: -stares at the TV- why did the screen go blank?
Link: me don't nuuuuno.
Patrick: shut up talkie the beaver, I like this TV show!
Link: nouh...nouh...nouh! -sings-
Patrick: still nothing happening...doh, another rerun!
-4 hours later-
Patrick: this show sucks crow brains. -leaves-
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the crowd was looking to kill Poofle and Poofle was hiding in a garbage disposal and he saw a magic wand.
Poofle: wuhiya? -casts a portal- chiya!
The crowd chanted "kill, kill, kill Poofle" in monotone.
Everybody: where did he go? Oh well.
Poofle jumped into the portal and went to some unknown world.
Poofle: chiya?
He saw a dragon up in the sky.
Red dragon: what is that thing?
Some man: ...
Some other young guy: it's Kirby! Awesome!
Blue dragon: is it a spy from knights of the seal, Nowe?
Nowe: nah, just yellow Kirby, Legna.
Legna: Kirby what-what?
Nowe: let's go meet him now!
Manah: I don't know...there's something weird about him.
Nowe: who cares Manah, let's go see him right now!
Legna flew down.
Poofle: wuhiya?
Back in the Nintendo universe...
Link: where's Poofle?
Roy: I don't know you piece of garbage!-snarls-
Marth: you really need to stop being angry or you'll end up like Captain Falcon!
Roy: he deserved it!
Zelda: you two, stop it...let's look around.
Both: alright...
Everybody in the temple looked for Poofle.
Luigi: this-a bunny... where is he anyway?
Young Link: that's why we are searching you dumbass!
Mr. G&W: beep, beep, beep...!
Zelda: -gasps- there was a magic show right guys?
Everybody: uh huh.
Zelda: that means...Poofle went to that magic show!
Roy: what the hell that has to with anything idiot?
Zelda: Poofle caused this universal catastrophe!
DK: ...where's my god damn pizza?
Erin: where's mummy...did she die?
Marth: I'm afraid she's dying...-howls-
Marth goes near Erin and tries to hold her, but Erin pushed Marth away.
Erin: DON'T TOUCH ME DOG! Mummy said you should never touch me and she hates you! -Sticks her tongue-
Marth: -sobs-
Roy: humph...you being yelled at by a 6 year old girl...that's so humiliating. –Roars-
Marth: I feel so sick. –Covers face in shame-
DK: where's the damn pizza idiots!
Samus: don't eat it or you'll die.
DK: what? me die! OMG!-runs around-
Samus: hahahahaha! I got the last slice!
DK: you a -bleeeeeep!-, you baby vomit! You hobo! You chicken hater!
Samus: whoa, gotta run!-leaves to write how much she hates chickens-
DK: come back here, you –bleeep!- -bleeep!-!
Ness: -chews gum- wow, this gum is cool.
Snake: ...I like gum too! –chews gum too-
-8 hours later-
Ness: -still chewing gum-
Mr. G&W: beep, beep, beep beeeep! -grabs his 2d knife-
Ness: -grabs Mr. G&W's throat and throws him in acid- uh oh.
Snake: O.O...wow, he looks disturbing when he dies. - spits out gum-
Ness: I didn't know that! –is really clueless- I think I just swallowed a fly.
Snake: eeeewww...
Link: -looks in the mirror and screams in horror- I'm...I'm...a beaver! –sobs-
Back in the streets...
Peach: damn, we lost him.-pants heavily-
Bowser: uh oh, I think I'm getting a heart attack!-faints-
Peach: Bowser, typical, typical, Bowser.
Some person: we fans wanna join your army!
Peach: what army?
Boy: yours!
Peach: me and Bowser never had an army before but oh well! let's go army!
Crowd: -cheers-
Some Dumpster...
Yoshi: me can't find something to eat! Ooooooooohhhh...what's this?
Yoshi saw a golden wand on a huge mountain of trash.
Yoshi: me can't eat it, but it looks so cool! -picks up the golden wand-
He casts a spell and a portal opened.
Yoshi: is there food in there? –jumps-
A meadow...
Kirby: pyo...-cries-
Pichu: pichu, pichu, pichu, pichu!(Translation: your stupid cousin of yours will never come back!)
Pikachu: pikkkkkkkkkaaaaaaachu!(Translation: why you son of a bitch! You bastard whore!) –bites Pichu violently-
Jigglypuff: jigglypufff...(Translation: not this again.) -hits her head-
Kirby: pyo. Pyo? –grabs some wand and waves it around-
Again, another portal opened.
The pokemon and Kirby: -jumps-
Back to Poofle.
Poofle: chiya? Lookie birdie! –throws rock at Angelus-
Angelus: -shrieks- were going down!
Caim: ...damn it!
Some woman: you moron! You stole my hairdryer!
Manah: what are you talking about, Eris?
Eris: somebody stole it while I was doing chores!
Nowe: oh noes! It's the end of the world because some girl can't find the stupid hairdryer!-laughs really hard-
Eris: shut up cat nerd! -throws a book-
Nowe: make me cockatoo brain! –throws a trash can-
Both: -fight-
Manah: ...-mews-
Poofle: kitty! –pulls her tail-
Manah: -hisses- son of a...
Urick: some creep stole my mask!
Nowe: shut up, Ms. I'm-so-great! –pushes and stabs Eris-
Urick: whatever...fine, go on with your fight.
Eris: never, sir-laughs-a-lot! –kicks and slaps Nowe-
Legna: this is stupid... those two are like puppies fighting over a chew toy.
Angelus: I agree.. who are you again?
Legna: uuuuhhh, never mind!
Caim: ...if those morons won't shut up, I'll cut somebody's eyes out!
Poofle: -plays with a pink hairdryer and a mask- me so pweetty!
-everybody stops arguing-
Everybody but Poofle: ...OoO...-stares in horror-
-night-
-cricket chirps-
Seere: ...get him!
Everybody: yeah! Kill, kill, kill! -they grab their weapons-
Poofle: -takes off Urick's mask, stops playing with Eris's hairdryer and throws both in his sack and runs-
Nowe: hey yellow Kirby, can I get your autograph? –runs after him-
Manah: this isn't the time for stupid autographs!
Nowe: it's not stupid!
The crowd runs after Poofle with weapons and other things(mousetraps, rat poison, etc.).
Poofle casts a portal to another universe.
Seere: let's jump!
Nowe: how come you get to be the leader?
Seere: never mind that, JUMP!
Everybody(Poofle, Yoshi the pokemon, Kirby and the others) were in different universes.
lots of voices are heard.
Yoshi: where's the food?
Link: waaaaaaauh! Nouh!
DK: piiiiiizzzzzzzzzzaaaaa!
Samus: chickens suck ass!
Falco: Snake who? Oh, there's a snake!
Mario: -sings opera and everything blows up-
Wario: -farts really loud-
Roy: ...love me! -roars-
Marth: -howls-
Zelda: I'm the sane one! -scoffs-
Ness:I love gum!
Snake: do you know where's my parents!
Mewtwo: ...it's the end! -goes insane-
Pichu: piiiiiiiichu!
Captain Falcon: Muirio dubos suinga lols! -smokes-
Peach: please take care of Erin for me, you damn hobos! -ribbit-
Bowser: stupid TV!
Young Link: I'm always right and deal with it, bitches! -woof-
Pikachu: ...pika?
Jigglypuff: jiggly!
Luigi: -vomits- I don't feel so good.
Mr. G&W: bbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeppppp! -is a zombie-
Fox: ...whatevah!
Popo: damn aliens!
Nana: you stupid lezzie!
Ganondorf: don't call me Ganondork! -hears loud laughter- suck my -bleeeeeep!- you -bleep!- !
Dr. Mario: I wanna hear a god damn confession from you bastards! -oink-
Pit: -sobs- it was me, I did it Laura! -tweets-
Nowe: I'm Kirby's fan! -meows-
Eris: if some idiot takes my hairdryer, I'm gonna beat them to their death! -growls-
Urick: come back here you coward! -neighs-
Manah: I don't wanna die young! -hisses-
Soren: puppets are all my friends! -evil laughter-
Angelus: you people are all incects! -roars loudly-
Legna: your a stupid boob brain!
Caim: ...ok, man.
the voices stop.
the end...NEVER!
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Link is a baby beaver, oh no!
Tom Nook: that will be 70,000 bells!
Link: shut up! –beats Tom Nook to death-
Pichu: -shifty eyes-
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