Random wars
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-everything silences-
what?
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a random flashback.
Patrick: did you know you looooove your puppet too much?
Soren: um...uh...yes, why?
Haley: hey!
Patrick: who said that?
Haley: me, Soren's puppet friend!
Soren: Haley, quiet!
Haley: ...your not the boss of me, Soren! Tee hee!
Patrick: oh... as I was saying, do you have sex with your puppet?
-everyone looks at Patrick really disturbed-
Kalas: ...YOU WHAT WITH YOUR WHAT-WHAT? –nose bleeds-
Daniel: ...gross... oh no, puffy! –runs after his dog-
Lyon: -vomits behind a tree- eeeeeeewwww!
Georg: ...that is the most disturbing thing I've ever heard. –vomits-
Lym: is it just me or every guy I know are a bunch of homos? –faints-
Peter: ...-hides something-
Sialeeds: this is worst than Mel's jokes! –barfs-
A flashback in a flashback.
Mel: if you mix an orange and a chicken, it becomes chicken orange! Get it right Branky?
Draco: boooooooring!
Roy: not funny...why did I come here?
Jack: ...what?
Cartman: weeeeeeeeeak.
Lucy: is that even funny?
Max: it's the same joke that Samus told me!
Ike: -throws brick at Mel- hey little girl, tell better jokes next time!
Lang: I'm not laughing. –throws his chair at her-
-every one boos and hisses-
end the flashback.
Kyle: don't mention it ever again!
Sialeeds: yeah, I know that.
Timmy: puppet sex...eeeeeewww!
Soren: -summons lightning out of nowhere- what a sicko, let's leave Haley.
Patrick groans in pain.
End of flashback.
Ike: that's odd, I've never heard of that! –squeak!-
Peach: p-p-puppet sex is the nastiest thing!
Bowser: slut, go away...O.O...
Ike: what did I do wrong? Why! –sobs in the rain-
Every one looks at Ike sobbing.
Diddy Kong: poor guy must be a hobo...I don't care!
Olimar: damn it, I'm late to have s- I mean buy some medicine!
Birdo: birdoooooo...
Petey: this guy should put in a mental hospital for a long time!
Little Mac: -plays violin sadly-
Shy Guy: -puts a sign says "your a hooker!"-
Metaknight: where's the hooker!
Ridley: you're a doof! Hyuh hyuh!
Ike: -bites his lip- bastards!
Ike gets into a fight with the crowd were mocking him.
The temple...
Marth: I'm not gay!
Young Link: ...yes you are! –laughs-
Link: -foams like a rabid dog- liar...liar!
Roy: ...-scoffs-
Marth: no, I mean it!
Roy: ...prove it idiot boy.
The 2 Links laughed.
Link: come on, do it!
Marth breaks his tiara and takes off his 'hair'.
Marth: I'm a brunette and that tiara is fake.
Link: the truth...really hurts. -burns-
Young Link: we were wrong? Oh my god...my eyeballs are screaming. I liked it better when you didn't tell us the truth.
Zelda: -opens door- Marth, I-who are you, what have you done with Marth?
Roy: everybody is contagious like you. –leaves-
Marth: I'm a brunette, seriously!
Zelda: I must take my anti-pissed off pills now. –takes it and gasps-
Marth: O.o ...you take pills?
Zelda: I take them every 3 hours.
Marth: I never have taken a pill before.
Zelda: looks like I'm older than you, kid. –pats Marth's back-
Marth: ...old hag...-mumbles-
Zelda: -grabs a hammer and whacks Marth in the head- crazy brunette, I'm not old like a hag!
Fox: yo, yo, yo ho! –pops and shoots randomly-
Captain Falcon: whe thatd gue with blu haie? ohs yuh... Darth Vader! –smokes crack-
Ganondorf: people, were gonna be fine. –hears loud laughter...again- damn you!
DK: must kill Snake and eat him...-chases Snake-
Snake: aww, crap. -grabs a huge box and hides himself-
Mr. G&W: beeeeeeeep! -is eaten by DK-
Luigi: -craps his pants- that's the 3rd time today!
To Yoshi...
Yoshi: any food around here?
Megaman: if you take one more step, I'll blast you!
Yoshi: I wanna eat now! –whines-
Roll: who is this lovely cute thing?
Megaman: an intruder, Roll!
Roll: no, stupid...it's Yoshi!
Megaman: Yoshi? Oh, sorry...your majesty!
Yoshi: whuti? Whuti ui your mujsuty mean?
Megaman: we worship a person who looks just like you!
Yoshi: ouh, whut hise nameb?
Megaman: King Toshi.
-scary music-
Yoshi: O O...my daddy? –faints-
Megaman: he's your dad? That means you're a prince!
Yoshi: but he left me!
Roll: poor you.
Megaman: your dad is so awesome!
Yoshi: I know...
Do-Dop apartments.
Ganondorf: damn, I gotta deliver the mail to Olimar!
Ganondorf rings the bell.
Olimar: -opens the door and scratches his ass- what is it?
Ganondorf: mail!
Olimar: hey, where's your mailbag?
Ganondorf: -craps out Olimar's mail- here you go. –hands the letter-
Olimar: no, you keep it. It has your poo all over it! –throws it away and closes the door -
Ganondorf walks to Diddy's apartment and knocks the door.
Diddy: is it pizza time? –yawns loudly-
Ganondorf: yes, in fact there's lots of pizza in it! –sarcasm-
Diddy: wherewherewherewherewhere!
-4 hours later-
Diddy: wherewherewherewherewherewherewhere!
Ganondorf: -farts out a big package- here's your damn pizza!
Diddy: wowowowowowowowowowwow!
Ganondorf: D'oh!
The whole neighbourhood hears.
Ganondorf: always a really tough day for the mailman. –farts mail-
Link: ewugh! You fart mail!
Ike: -vomits-
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Yeah, there's no Poofle or the other people I've mentioned in the 2nd chapter.. yeah, I forgot them...but don't worry, they will be in next chapter!
Review now fools!
Flames will thrown away.