Random wars
Disclaimer: nobody is mine...again.
Poofle: na-na-na!
Yoshi: buh-bhub-ba!
Ike: froo!
Roxas: mrrrow!
Me: hey you, your not suppose to be here right now!
Roxas: I don't care!
Me: -chases Roxas with a broom- go away!
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a random web toon.
Nowe: where are we?
Seere: I don't know you jerk!
Nowe: you cry baby!
Seere: you pussy!
Manah: what's with the purple background?
2 egg shaped characters roll onto the screen.
Eris: you look...creepy.
Random soldier # 567: oh noes, a chickensnake! A chickensnake! –points at Urick-
Soldiers: -chanting- kill the chickensnake, kill the chickensnake!
Urick: ... O.o;; -hisses and clucks-
Weebl: what's it to ya, stupid kittehbird?
Eris: huh?
Bob: you're a kittehbird!
Nowe: where's the kittehbird?
Eris: -looks at herself and screams- I'm a...kittybird! –meows and tweets-
Bob: ughhhhh...uuuuugh...uuuuuugh...bark...pie! –is a cavedogman-
Weebl: -scary moan- Weebl zombie want brain pie...Weebl zombie want brain pie...
Random soldier # 900: go away! –throws plastic sword at Weebl and then panics- whatdoidowhatidowhatido! Aaaaaarrrrgh! My brains! –gets eaten-
Weebl: yummy, who wanna die next? –is drunk...sorta.-
Bob: uuuuuugggghhh... fried people...
Eris: Nowe, do something!
Nowe: uuuummmm... Seere...wake up!
Seere wakes up and beats Nowe into a pulp.
Seere: that's for waking me up you bitch!
The random soldiers throw their weapons at Weebl and Bob and they panic.
Random soldier # 1300: mommy! I want my mommy!
Random soldier # 1521: -bad German accent- curse you eggs! I'll be back!
Random soldier # 67: -kaboom!-
Random soldier # 200: omgwtfbumlazyassboob!
Random soldier # 103: meesa gonna die now!
Random soldier # 78: dooooooooooooom!
Random soldier # 45: itsy bitsy spider went up the water- D'OH!
Random soldier # 107: cheesy!
Crowd: whatdowedowhatdowedowhatdowedo?
They all panic like the idiots are and they get eaten by Weebl and Bob.
Manah: huh? –poof-
The others: -poof-
Weebl: mmmmmm, brain...try one Bob!
Bob: k!
But then all of a sudden they and the other characters disappear too.
Some other web toon.
Poofle: wuhiya?
A voice yelled "hey!".
Poofle: chita!
Homestar: dude, who the hell are you?
Strong Bad appears.
Strong Bad: The Cheat, come here!
The Cheat appears out of a trash can.
The Cheat: I'm eating, you mother -bleep!-!
Strong Bad: is this your cousin?
The Cheat: ...meh?
Strong Bad: I said is this your cousin you crazyass, s-bleep!- eating cheetah!
The Cheat: well -bleep!- you tire eating bastard!
Strong Bad: suck my –bleeep!- you lazy wrench!
The Cheat: -gasps- why you have feet that smells like DK's –bleep!-! –punches Strong Bad in the stomach-
Strong Bad: you have a face that looks like a damn wuss!
The Cheat: you have dumb alien eyes!
Strong Bad: go –bleeeeep!- yourself!
The Cheat: you're a bald loser!
Strong Bad: you eat garbage for dinner!
Strong Bad and The Cheat continue to yell and scream insults at each other.
Marzipan: -groans- they've been arguing forever!
Coach Z: when will they stop the madnuss?
Bubs: I can't take it anymore! –grabs a sniper rifle-
Strong Sad: -sighs- wow, my brother is even more crazy than before!
Strong Mad: argh! Blah blah! do do da boo! –whacks himself in the head-
Mr. Bacon: don't eat me! Aaaaaaahhhhh! –gets eaten anyway...kinda-
Homsar: yoy, yummy bacon! Uh oh! –vomits and farts-
Homestar: ummm... uh guys, will you stop arguing damn it?
The Cheat: ...what are you gonna do about it?
Strong Bad: I'll burn you!
Poofle does nothing but listen to the 2 people argue.
Poofle: chiiya?
While Strong Bad and The Cheat were still arguing, Bubs shot a bird to get attention.
Bubs: damn it! They are still not listening! –runs to some church and rings the church bell-
Poofle: -yawns- bruhazu! –leaves to go another world-
Everyone poofed.
Some place with a pineapple and a Easter head.
Squidward: keep it coming boys! –laughs-
Spongebob: y-y-es master...-cries-
Patrick: -wails-
Spongebob is naked and since Patrick was a monster blob…he's already nude.
Spongebob: -brings tea- here you go.
Squidward: this more fun than that new years party! –laughs-
Flashback.
Fish # 1: when is it gonna start?
The clock tick tocks and everyone was just standing there.
Fish # 2: sooooooo….anybody up for ping-pong?
Fish # 1: nah.
Fish # 3: ping-pong sucks!
Fish # 2: ok, I'll play by myself. –leaves to go play ping-pong-
Squidward: did anybody bring the chips and dip?
Fish # 3: no.
Squidward: this is the worst party ever.
Everyone was still just standing there.
End flashback.
Kirby and the pokemon appear out of a portal.
Kirby: O.O
Pichu: ……piiiiiiiiiiiiiichu! –screams-
Jigglypuff: j-j-jigglypufff! –faints-
Pikachu: pika! –grabs something and smashes himself-
Patrick: aaaaaahhhh! Who are you guys!
Kirby: pyo, pyo! –touches Patrick- gooey!
Jigglypuff: -touches Patrick and shudders- jiggly….
Sandy walks by and screams like a banshee.
Sandy: OMG, your both nude! –points at Spongebob and Patrick-
Patrick: where!
Sandy: -starts laughing- your nude! What a joke!
Patrick: that's not-a funny!
Redcrow City.
Ness: where's your home?
Snake: -scratches head- I dunno!
Fox sneaks behind them.
Fox: Sunkupe, yo mommma sgo uglby….suhe hus noo asseses! –smokes a huge cigar-
Snake: shut the F-bleep!- up, ass wiper!
Fox: sbombo lol!
They beat up each other.
Ness: uh oh, this gonna end really bad. –eats mango ice cream he found laying on the sidewalk- mmmmm, bugs and rocks!
Tir Mcdohl pops out of nowhere and chases Ness.
Tir: give me back my ice cream!
Ness: you don't want it, because…..it's mine!
Tir: you don't wanna mess with me when I'm angry! –grabs a big baseball bat-
Ness: aaaaaaahhhhhh! –runs around in circles-
The random people in a bunch of buses see Tir, Ness, Fox and Snake beating up each other and they start laughing at them.
Boyd: Oh my god, this is awesome! Owww damn it my leg! –is limp-
Tom Nook: -laughs evilly-
Daisy: -takes pictures- this great for the Redcrow Weekly!
Ridley: Hyuh hyuh hyuh! Look at them dirty city people!
Ridley's kids: -laughs and points-
Cosmo: this is good mashed potatoes! –eats them with a spoon-
Soren: XD!
Haley: -laughs-
Roy: tu ue a stupid cochon! –starts cursing in French and points to Fox-
Marth: do you really speak French? –pats Roy on the shoulder-
Roy: qui! –roars-
Marth: cool.
Link: what the hell he just said?
Marth: I dunno!
Petey: you is stooopid!
Rolf: oh, not this idiot again!
Petey: shaddap buitch!
Rolf: -whacks Petey with baseball bat- die die die die die you son of a bitch!
Petey looks beaten and bruised and is dead.
Rolf: -breathes heavily and throws the baseball bat away and it hits Ness- hey, Boyd…let's go back to our restaurant!
Boyd: alright….
They both get out of the bus and leave to go to a restaurant.
Snake: die! –grabs a sniper rifle but realizes he doesn't have it- awww, crap…I left it in that loony's room!
Snake hits his head and starts remembering something.
Snake: wait, I can use my claws!
Fox: lololololol!
Another Petey pops out of nowhere.
Petey: muhahahaha!
The other Snake pops out of nowhere and grabs a huge gun and kills Petey.
The other Snake: I pity that overgrown plant…..-turns back into Roy-
Petey dies….again.
Ness is still running around in circles screaming and yes, Tir is still pissed off at Ness for stealing his mango ice cream.
Random boy: …..-yawns-
A Man: what the?
The crowd mumbles and they get in the bus.
The bus driver kills Petey the 3rd time by running over him and backing up the bus.
Some boy with a huge hat spits on Petey's dead corpse and runs away.
Link: mmmmmmmmmmm, woooooooooooodddd………-drools-
Mewtwo: -still praying and chanting for 3 days-
Daniel: look it's the mac and cheese fairy! –points to the wall- Oh mac and cheese fairy, will you make me mac and cheese?
Sialeeds: what an moron….he really thinks the mac and cheese fairy is real.
Roy: yeah, the prince is a toony-loony!
Lyon: waaaaahhhh! I'm not a kid! –cries-
Fayt: wha? –is stared at by a huge crowd-
Mario: mmm, bamboo egg rolls! Sweet, sweet bamboo egg rolls!
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Me: Finally! It took days for this to get this chapter done! Man, I'm so lazy.
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